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1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Slang terms still need to be correctly spelt in order to convey the right meaning. 'Gyppo' with an extra 'p' is the correct informal spelling because it's used in familiar conversation and it sounds right. Which part of this challenges your understanding, Albert?

There's only one "p" in gypsy, ergo only one "p" in Gypo. Anyway, it's my pet name for her, so, as I previously stated I can spell it any way I wish.

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4 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

There's only one "p" in gypsy, ergo only one "p" in Gypo. Anyway, it's my pet name for her, so, as I previously stated I can spell it any way I wish.

Thankfully I accept you're the site's leading part-time troll, because no one could actually be so fucking thick to attempt to justify such a cack-handed argument.

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1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Thankfully I accept you're the site's leading part-time troll, because no one could actually be so fucking thick to attempt to justify such a cack-handed argument.

Are you here all week?

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4 hours ago, Neil said:

She does fuck all for me.....now tell me more about this 'schoolgirls and orgasms' business,I'm all ears

I suspect your all hands after the prospect of schoolgirl and orgasm banter.  

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I suspect your all hands after the prospect of schoolgirl and orgasm banter.  

His stamina is astounding. Surely he must have worn out the bore of his custard cannon.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

His stamina is astounding. Surely he must have worn out the bore of his custard cannon.

To use a phrase recently coined on another forum eric, he's down to the cartilage. 

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9 hours ago, Frank said:

Alf doesn’t really count, but I’ve fucked over nearly half the board today, ape. I need another wig. 

Who would have thought that only three weeks ago you were getting turned over by Ollybore and Jazz. Your performance was a fucking disgrace.

I should have known better than to have thought that you were finished here. Welcome back to the top table, you old cunt.

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42 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Who would have thought that only three weeks ago you were getting turned over by Ollybore and Jazz. Your performance was a fucking disgrace.

I should have known better than to have thought that you were finished here. Welcome back to the top table, you old cunt.

I think I’m ready for my third and final album. 

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19 minutes ago, Frank said:

I think I’m ready for my third and final album. 

Your very own requiem, hopefully.

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Morning, Alf. 

 

I've always found it slightly disturbing that a skit designed to teach young 'uns to count uses the bloody sucking ghoul to do so. But not as disturbing as the thought of you in the classroom

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28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've always found it slightly disturbing that a skit designed to teach young 'uns to count uses the bloody sucking ghoul to do so. But not as disturbing as the thought of you in the classroom

Good morning Tim

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30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Is this it?. Is it you?

 

Give it a fucking rest, Withers, you scuzzy little cunt. I'm getting sick of logging on and having to read your inane shit.

Do something funny or fuck off.

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33 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Give it a fucking rest, Withers, you scuzzy little cunt. I'm getting sick of logging on and having to read your inane shit.

Do something funny or fuck off.

Nobody is forcing you to read my shit. Use the 'ignore' function, as I have done with Bubba. In future I will just reply with ' fuck off, idiot, and rattled' which seems to titillate you. Attention seeking little cunt. Fuck off.

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26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Nobody is forcing you to read my shit. Use the 'ignore' function, as I have done with Bubba. In future I will just reply with ' fuck off, idiot, and rattled' which seems to titillate you. Attention seeking little cunt. Fuck off.

Withers, you seem perturbed. I expected you to adopt the sort of nonchalant shrug beloved of your kind, maybe litter your post with a few lol's. Instead I log on to find you absolutely fucking seething.

Out of proportion rage aside, I told you to do something funny, not spit your chemo meds out. 

You've got until midnight to make someone laugh. I don't care who it is, even if it's a stupid little cunt like Cooze. If you don't, you can consider your stay here over. This is your last warning.

 

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A chunky, big titted bird who could do with a large portion from yours truly. Unfortunately, being a professional feminazi , she only does such filth for purposes of procreation and perpetuating the right on demographic.

I can’t even console myself with a box of man size tissues.......the cunts have managed to make those a tool of patriarchal hegemony as well. Fuck it.

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1 minute ago, judgetwi said:

A chunky, big titted bird who could do with a large portion from yours truly. Unfortunately, being a professional feminazi , she only does such filth for purposes of procreation and perpetuating the right on demographic.

I can’t even console myself with a box of man size tissues.......the cunts have managed to make those a tool of patriarchal hegemony as well. Fuck it.

Good afternoon Jewtit. 

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47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Nobody is forcing you to read my shit. Use the 'ignore' function, as I have done with Bubba. In future I will just reply with ' fuck off, idiot, and rattled' which seems to titillate you. Attention seeking little cunt. Fuck off.

Alright Withers?

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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

fuck off idiot

Tonight could be you're Waterloo old scrote, although I sense Uncle Ape is rooting for you

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28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I sense Uncle Ape is rooting for you

Moi aussi, Petit Tim, moi aussi.

I remember the early days when he had an avatar of a muscular leviathan. Despite his extremely fucking bent visage and cloying overfamiliarity, there were moments where he raised a smile. I'm just trying to encourage him to be a little less shit.

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34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Tonight could be you're Waterloo old scrote, although I sense Uncle Ape is rooting for you

Don’t be ridiculous - I want rid of the repetitive wanker the same as everyone else. He’s a slithering, conniving, devious piece of shit. 

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