Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 So we've done November the 5th where we celebrate the foiling and subsequent (and justified for the time) brutal execution of traitorous catholic cunt Fawkes but still the fucking fireworks go off. Fuckwit tuther side off village decides to let off grenade loud bangers (minus pretty lights) just when every other poor bastard is trying to get the fucking kids to bed (me included and enjoy my one and only beer of the weekend). For my ilk its a pain in the arse but for the many old fuckers, pets, livestock and wildlife it scares them half shitless or worse. Unless it's a Cathrin wheel or a sparkler, fireworks are for mindless wankers easily amused by big bangs and flashing lights. A drive around Glawster between mid October and probably Christmas is good poof on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: So we've done November the 5th where we celebrate the foiling and subsequent (and justified for the time) brutal execution of traitorous catholic cunt Fawkes but still the fucking fireworks go off. Fuckwit tuther side off village decides to let off grenade loud bangers (minus pretty lights) just when every other poor bastard is trying to get the fucking kids to bed (me included and enjoy my one and only beer of the weekend). For my ilk its a pain in the arse but for the many old fuckers, pets, livestock and wildlife it scares them half shitless or worse. Unless it's a Cathrin wheel or a sparkler, fireworks are for mindless wankers easily amused by big bangs and flashing lights. A drive around Glawster between mid October and probably Christmas is good poof on this. So probably not a Diwali celebration then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: So we've done November the 5th where we celebrate the foiling and subsequent (and justified for the time) brutal execution of traitorous catholic cunt Fawkes but still the fucking fireworks go off. Fuckwit tuther side off village decides to let off grenade loud bangers (minus pretty lights) just when every other poor bastard is trying to get the fucking kids to bed (me included and enjoy my one and only beer of the weekend). For my ilk its a pain in the arse but for the many old fuckers, pets, livestock and wildlife it scares them half shitless or worse. Unless it's a Cathrin wheel or a sparkler, fireworks are for mindless wankers easily amused by big bangs and flashing lights. A drive around Glawster between mid October and probably Christmas is good poof on this. You spazzy little fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 You wanna live in Birmingham Tim,you'd have your ponytail right in a twist with all the Muslim weddings and celebrations that let off fireworks all year round. Miserable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 21 minutes ago, Snowy said: You wanna live in Birmingham Tim,you'd have your ponytail right in a twist with all the Muslim weddings and celebrations that let off fireworks all year round. Miserable cunt. Instead to a happy meal and shittyMcShake I'm going to ram my fist up your arse faster than a rocket. Lube optional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfred Noakes said: So probably not a Diwali celebration then? Rural Gloucestershire? We tar and feather dusky skinned whallas round 'yer within seconds of crossing parish boundaries. I watched 12 years a slave the other night, best comedy I've seen since Teenwolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You spazzy little fucking cunt. One assumes this is what your civil partner calls you when admonishing you, again, for buying the wrong fucking lidl pizza, you spazzy little fucking cunt. Shortly followed by a beating and forced entry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: One assumes this is what your civil partner calls you when admonishing you, again, for buying the wrong fucking lidl pizza, you spazzy little fucking cunt. Shortly followed by a beating and forced entry You've been warned by Mrs.R to leave my other half out of your disgusting diatribes, fictional poof or otherwise. Consider yourself reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Instead to a happy meal and shittyMcShake I'm going to ram my fist up your arse faster than a rocket. Lube optional Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: So we've done November the 5th where we celebrate the foiling and subsequent (and justified for the time) brutal execution of traitorous catholic cunt Fawkes but still the fucking fireworks go off. Fuckwit tuther side off village decides to let off grenade loud bangers (minus pretty lights) just when every other poor bastard is trying to get the fucking kids to bed (me included and enjoy my one and only beer of the weekend). For my ilk its a pain in the arse but for the many old fuckers, pets, livestock and wildlife it scares them half shitless or worse. Unless it's a Cathrin wheel or a sparkler, fireworks are for mindless wankers easily amused by big bangs and flashing lights. A drive around Glawster between mid October and probably Christmas is good poof on this. I can just about recall, those marvellous ad's on tv: "Light-up the sky with Evening Standard Fireworks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) Standing about outside in the death of Winter with your head pointed skywards is no time for shouting out "Oooo" and "Ahhhh" at the top of your voice as a pitiful speck in the distance goes bang. It's the wrong time of the year for such an activity and you're better off getting your own *£25 box of the fuckers from ASDA, gathering your immediate family and setting them all off in one go, indoors (for optimum effects) and blame the chip-pan for their unfortunate demise. Think of what you'll save, come Christmas? *For an extra few quid you can get a good deal from the homemade ones from ISIS who are arguably the purveyors of the best fireworks in Europe. Edited November 12, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 13 hours ago, Decimus said: You've been warned by Mrs.R to leave my other half out of your disgusting diatribes, fictional poof or otherwise. Consider yourself reported. Disgusting diatribes with your civil partner are yours and his business. Don't boast about them on this forum or it's off to the cooler for you again my boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Time was, way back in the oh-so-lethal 1980s, you could buy a fun pack of 3 'Air Bomb Repeaters' from any convenicnece shop and a box of swan vestas and still have change from a fiver, never mind £25's worth of duds and disappoitments from ASDA . Steal a crate of Tenents Super and a pot of modelling glue to heave on, some meths for the fire, and when the lager's all gone and light a bonfire Moxy would shhot his kanckers about and the night was on. Try having fun like that nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Stubby, you illiterate imbecile. Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Stubby, you illiterate imbecile. Kill yourself. AGREED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Disgusting diatribes with your civil partner are yours and his business. Don't boast about them on this forum or it's off to the cooler for you again my boy Were you in Exeter on Monday Tim me old mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Time was, way back in the oh-so-lethal 1980s, you could buy a fun pack of 3 'Air Bomb Repeaters' from any convenicnece shop and a box of swan vestas and still have change from a fiver, never mind £25's worth of duds and disappoitments from ASDA . Steal a crate of Tenents Super and a pot of modelling glue to heave on, some meths for the fire, and when the lager's all gone and light a bonfire Moxy would shhot his kanckers about and the night was on. Try having fun like that nowadays. Yet another lifeless pool of dehydrated smeg from the site's leading football & Tenants chav. It's a shame taking risks with fireworks didn't terminate your youth, or better still, ensure you suffered the longevity of alcoholism. Why do you bother, honestly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Bubba C said: Stubby, you illiterate imbecile. Kill yourself. Bubba you arse licking toad, we'd all hoped you'd died or at the very least been jailed for being a disgusting cunt of a human and all round scum bag. I'll have to spent further time here letting you know what a pigshit thick fuckwit I and many others know you are. I'm beginning to think you really might have some kind of proper spastication because you display all the traits of a brain damaged primate amusing itself by eating its own shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Decimus said: AGREED. Pointless you saying that here (and in capitals Mr rattled); why don't you tell bubba in person when you play rock-paper-scissors to see who's turn it is tonight, as it's clear he's your civil partner. Fancy needing a non entity like his come come to your defence, you obviously haven't the stomach for a real fight anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pointless you saying that here (and in capitals Mr rattled); why don't you tell bubba in person when you play rock-paper-scissors to see who's turn it is tonight, as it's clear he's your civil partner. Fancy needing a non entity like his come come to your defence, you obviously haven't the stomach for a real fight anymore Never mind none of that. Are you still wanting a 'Family Pass' for this Season's CC Panto? Seats are selling out fast, and Punkers has already reserved The Gents. I'd send you a flyer/promotional poster, but me hands are tied and me posts need to be approved... However, it's our very own Dame Widow Fwanky as Pussy In Boots, now in its 25th year run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 4:07 PM, 'eavensabove said: Never mind none of that. Are you still wanting a 'Family Pass' for this Season's CC Panto? Seats are selling out fast, and Punkers has already reserved The Gents. I'd send you a flyer/promotional poster, but me hands are tied and me posts need to be approved... However, it's our very own Dame Widow Fwanky as Pussy In Boots, now in its 25th year run. Oh no you fucking don't! I want no part of this poofery 'ev- remember "a dogs not just for Christmas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh no you fucking don't! I want no part of this poofery 'ev- remember "a dogs not just for Christmas" Whatever you do today Stubbs, grab yourself a copy of The Son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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