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26 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Am I the only one who hears clown music in their head every time they read something from this pig ignorant clothespeg salesman?

Whereas whenever I read anything that you post, the only thing that I can hear is a trombone solo, you fat fucking cunt.

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5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

We've a pretty good idea what the shinners are about..fantastic in local government..shite at driving a country 

Panzbaby 

You know very well the point I was making, yet you decided to sidetrack it. I'm not going to evoke any more of your bitterness, though at least have the decency to put your argument across without acting the cowardly little faggot.

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7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

11.11.11 however is a time to show respect for innocent soldiers and civilians who essentially died at the hands of remorseless politicians – as well as the pain their families suffered on an unprecedented scale. Most with an inkling of compassion understand this. It's not been 'hijacked' by any means, and rightly remains an important part of the UK's calendar. It also serves to remind us war is to be avoided at all costs.

Not "at all costs" it doesn't. I'd hope you just worded that rather carelessly; would you prefer that our politicians had decided against declaring war regardless of consequences? That would make a mockery of the countless men who died in order that we as a nation should retain our liberty.

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1 hour ago, scotty said:

Not "at all costs" it doesn't. I'd hope you just worded that rather carelessly; would you prefer that our politicians had decided against declaring war regardless of consequences? That would make a mockery of the countless men who died in order that we as a nation should retain our liberty.

You're right scotty; such careless words lend a new, unintended angle to my comment, while yours is even more intimidating with Harold Shipman staring me squarely in the face. I stand corrected.

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5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Deep down its the normal Panzerbollox. Remembrance Day (previously Armistice Day) is commemorated on 11/11 by all Commonwealth countries and few others including France & USA (known as Veteran's Day).  Strangely enough, the Poppy thing originated from the USA but hasn't taken on to the extent seen in Britain.

Moina Michael promoted it. Read her autobiography "The miracle flower' written in 1941. Great read. 

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8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Deep down its the normal Panzerbollox. Remembrance Day (previously Armistice Day) is commemorated on 11/11 by all Commonwealth countries and few others including France & USA (known as Veteran's Day).  Strangely enough, the Poppy thing originated from the USA but hasn't taken on to the extent seen in Britain.

Commonwealth nations bullied into the grief whoredom or ya won't buy their bananas..gwey outa that roops baby it's poppy facisim...wear one or yer a remainer or somthing as equally traitorous..britain is eating itself 

Panzbaby 

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31 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Commonwealth nations bullied into the grief whoredom or ya won't buy their bananas..gwey outa that roops baby it's poppy facisim...wear one or yer a remainer or somthing as equally traitorous..britain is eating itself 

Panzbaby 

Again, pure panzerbollox. Incidentally, have you ever set foot in mainland UK?

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8 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You're right scotty; such careless words lend a new, unintended angle to my comment, while yours is even more intimidating with Harold Shipman staring me squarely in the face. I stand corrected.

Mark my words Wolfie, in years to come when we finally and belatedly legalise euthanasia, the Nottingham Nutjob will come to be seen as a wayward pioneer. 💉💉⚰️

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On 11/11/2018 at 9:55 PM, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/11/11/jeremy-corbyn-criticised-wearing-scruffy-anorak-armistice-day/

Now I know I’m probably wandering into an intentional outrage trap, and that Jezza is probably playing some very clever reverse dog-whistle politics to electrify his base of hand-wringing lickspittles and bedwetters.

However, having just seen the bearded imbecile shuffling about on the nightly news, I feel morally obliged to Cunt the shambolic prick who Would Be King. He looked like he was popping to the shops for some Palestinian Muesli and some Fairtrade soya milk, not taking part in a solemn State occasion. Does he not own a decent Black overcoat? Why can’t he get his Gentile backside into M&S? His shoes were a fucking state too, a sort of soft-soled ShoeZone affair you’d expect to find on a Midlands RE teacher. The red tie was a straightforward obscenity. He might as well have pissed up the Cenotaph to the strains of Nimrod. The wreath laying was so reminiscent of a Parkinsonian man walking a Jack Russell, I expected him to return to the upright with a little warm bag of dogshit in his hand, which would have been somehow befitting his appearance. 

The man is now confirmed as a fucking disgrace, and should be flayed across a gun carriage on BBC2. Most unforgivably, he is giving Treezer and her mob a free pass as they grope chaotically forward like Helen Keller on GHB. 

The last Labour leader to try this virtue-signalling shit was replaced by a ginger Welshman partial to bollocks, so I imagine Gareth Thomas will soon be getting a call. 

Cunts all round. We will remember them. 

 

I remember The art Hon Micheal Foot, MP, leader of the Labour Party a few years back looking like a bag man had breached security at the Cenotaph.  He lost the election by a landslide as people could not take the guy seriously either.

i am a northern monkey who should vote Labour, Labour, Labour.   However, having just had Tory Tony, the unelected one eyed Scottish cunt, the public school boy Wallace a gromit look alike career politician and now this fucking communist, terrorist supporting beardy weirdly to vote for, I’d rather have Teresa May the porn star in charge.

This Corbin cunt would sell us down the river in any Brexit negotiation and as for foreign policy he would arrange flights into Heathrow for Hezzbola, Izal, IRA, Black Panthers, Isis, and any other muzzer nutter group.

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Again, pure panzerbollox. Incidentally, have you ever set foot in mainland UK?

Nah, he doesn’t have a passport.  The pale skinned, red haired, bog washer.

Hard border, concrete wall and razor wire just like in Gaza, for his lot south of the bog.

plus his caravan is a static!

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23 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Nah, he doesn’t have a passport.  The pale skinned, red haired, bog washer.

Hard border, concrete wall and razor wire just like in Gaza, for his lot south of the bog.

plus his caravan is a static!

We're gonna build that wall..its gonna be a beautiful wall..with fantastic razor wire ..and we're gonna make the bog washer pay for it...laffin..bog washer ..yer a fukkin hillarious MC baby 

Panzbaby 

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5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Again, pure panzerbollox. Incidentally, have you ever set foot in mainland UK?

I have spent some time there..lovely country ..nice people..women love the Irish brogue..but ya have a toxic media that seem to bring out the worst in a lot of y'all coupled with a ruling elite from another century that see the rest of the world as wogs.

Panzbaby 

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6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Commonwealth nations bullied into the grief whoredom or ya won't buy their bananas..gwey outa that roops baby it's poppy facisim...wear one or yer a remainer or somthing as equally traitorous..britain is eating itself 

Panzbaby 

Jesus somersaulting Christ.

Mixing metaphors but he's chewed through the carpet and is now corkscrewing through the bottom of the barrel and heading to the centre of the earth with this one!

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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Top of the morning to ya jiggers baby..ya see MC baby is gonna build us a wall..a beautiful one at that

Panzbaby 

And a fine good morning to you too sir.

If I could divine a single word you were uttering I'd attempt a coherent reply but as it stands , I'm sending some Robitussin, 'beige' food and a comfort blanket with the advice to avoid sharp objects, bright lights and loud sounds, in the hope that all works for whatever it is that's ailing you.

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2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I have spent some time there..lovely country ..nice people..women love the Irish brogue..but ya have a toxic media that seem to bring out the worst in a lot of y'all coupled with a ruling elite from another century that see the rest of the world as wogs.

Panzbaby 

You've been watching too many reruns of Heartbeat.

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2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I have spent some time there..lovely country ..nice people..women love the Irish brogue..but ya have a toxic media that seem to bring out the worst in a lot of y'all coupled with a ruling elite from another century that see the rest of the world as wogs.

Panzbaby 

Hence, is your obvious problem with British authorities and not British people?

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2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Top of the morning to ya jiggers baby..ya see MC baby is gonna build us a wall..a beautiful one at that

Panzbaby 

...and the rest of the day to yourself. 

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9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Commonwealth nations bullied into the grief whoredom or ya won't buy their bananas..gwey outa that roops baby it's poppy facisim...wear one or yer a remainer or somthing as equally traitorous..britain is eating itself 

Panzbaby 

What the fuck are you on about, you complete fucking idiot?

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Anyway Panzy, what do you reckon to the resurgence of the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka?

I mean, I'm guessing it's something you know fuck-all about and it's really none of your business but that's never stopped you in the past

Id say the Tamils are like a lot of the cheerleaders of brexit ...fanatics who haven't really thought it out and nothing to offer thats any better than whats already there ..Arlene would be an Orange Tamil ..ya should really take her out of the wheelhouse

Panzbaby 

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