Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 There’s not a lot I need to say about these fucking idiots - the image below sums things up nicely. Why anyone would want to disfigure themselves in this way is beyond me. Aside from being left with pendulous flaps of ear, another side effect of having these absurd things is a revolting odour from the stretched flesh, meaning the owner not only looks like a cunt, but also smells like one. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Urgggg is that a photo of @Lord Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 If skin will stretch that much, why couldn't the body modification cunt stretch the skin around his neck over his fucking head and suffocate the thick fucking knob end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 56 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: There’s not a lot I need to say about these fucking idiots - the image below sums things up nicely. Why anyone would want to disfigure themselves in this way is beyond me. Aside from being left with pendulous flaps of ear, another side effect of having these absurd things is a revolting odour from the stretched flesh, meaning the owner not only looks like a cunt, but also smells like one. Fuck off. Every doorman's dream come true. Cunt removal handles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 If you had these Ape, wouldn't it give your boyfriends down at the helicopter club another orifice to put their cock rather than in your mouth or up your arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If you had these Ape, wouldn't it give your boyfriends down at the helicopter club another orifice to put their cock rather than in your mouth or up your arse? Still drinking I see, Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Avoiding the question are you? How can I put it another way, are you still yanking at your joystick whilst staring at others mens' choppers? Lol. Cunty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Avoiding the question are you? How can I put it another way, are you still yanking at your joystick whilst staring at others mens' choppers? Lol. Cunty. Ape doesn't have stretched out earlobes, but he does have a gaping slack stretched out ringpiece from all the cocks he's had up it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Still drinking I see, Drew. Looks like you are drinking Tesco bleach. You've have had the audacity to criticise my noms on several occasions, but one of them has received 1203 replies. Even two that were moved by mods. are hitting the 50 mark each. I could be the best on here, if I wasn't a faux French thick cunt. You on the other hand are, on a good day, mediocre at best. Pile of shit. Stretched earlobes indeed. cc: Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Every doorman's dream come true. Cunt removal handles. If Ape had earlobes like that, he could carry home two more cans of beans. cc: Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If Ape had earlobes like that, he could carry home two more cans of beans. cc: Punkape. Indeed he could.....cheap promotional, best before beans hanging from each ear and looking like some deranged Hottentot. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Indeed he could.....cheap promotional, best before beans hanging from each ear and looking like some deranged Hottentot. lol. A cracking response Punkers. You managed to get 'cheap, beans, deranged' into one sentence. Sums him up perfectly. Well done. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Indeed he could.....cheap promotional, best before beans hanging from each ear and looking like some deranged Hottentot. lol. My hope is that one day soon I will read on RTE News that both you and @Witheredscrote have been gored to death by an enraged bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A cracking response Punkers. You managed to get 'cheap, beans, deranged' into one sentence. Sums him up perfectly. Well done. lol lol Goose Botherer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 17 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Urgggg is that a photo of @Lord Punkape? Standard first post on every thread from you, fuckwit. Unfunny and pointless, breaking the precious rules again. 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If you had these Ape, wouldn't it give your boyfriends down at the helicopter club another orifice to put their cock rather than in your mouth or up your arse? A genuinely funny riposte you'd do well to learn from Pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 I have no idea why these ridiculous cunts do this to their ears, but the sight of them turns my fucking stomach. Let's hope the earring hoop things turn out to be carcinogenic and sanity prevails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 18 hours ago, Iam Ape said: There’s not a lot I need to say about these fucking idiots - the image below sums things up nicely. Why anyone would want to disfigure themselves in this way is beyond me. Aside from being left with pendulous flaps of ear, another side effect of having these absurd things is a revolting odour from the stretched flesh, meaning the owner not only looks like a cunt, but also smells like one. Fuck off. What do the ears look like with the napkin rings removed? I'm guessing a 5 inch loop of bacon rind resting on the shoulder. How utterly fucking goddamned attractive. (P. Anderson, 'Barb Wire') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do the ears look like with the napkin rings removed? I'm guessing a 5 inch loop of bacon rind resting on the shoulder. How utterly fucking goddamned attractive. (P. Anderson, 'Barb Wire') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 20 hours ago, Iam Ape said: There’s not a lot I need to say about these fucking idiots - the image below sums things up nicely. Why anyone would want to disfigure themselves in this way is beyond me. Aside from being left with pendulous flaps of ear, another side effect of having these absurd things is a revolting odour from the stretched flesh, meaning the owner not only looks like a cunt, but also smells like one. Fuck off. This spacktard could hold those rings over his eyes and do an impromptu elton john impression. But even that couldn't make him look any more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Standard first post on every thread from you, fuckwit. Unfunny and pointless, breaking the precious r I know you like me Stubby. Why not admit it? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do the ears look like with the napkin rings removed? I'm guessing a 5 inch loop of bacon rind resting on the shoulder. How utterly fucking goddamned attractive. (P. Anderson, 'Barb Wire') Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Pen? Oi Wolfers, fancy a pint later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: Oi Wolfers, fancy a pint later? Puff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If skin will stretch that much, why couldn't the body modification cunt stretch the skin around his neck over his fucking head and suffocate the thick fucking knob end? I like your thinking Wiz. Equally he could just flay alive the nearest nun, then suffocate his sorry arse with that. Note how I resisted making a habit joke there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: If Ape had earlobes like that, he could carry home two more cans of beans. cc: Punkape. from Aldi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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