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Cheryl Cole Tweedy Versace the ugly slapper

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I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance.

A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse.

I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet)

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I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

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1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

Well that's no good is it, as CGAS said, seeing her dribble would be good. Off my sac would be great.

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Just now, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

Nope. It came up on suggested vids while searching for David Attenborough's Dynasties on YT funny enough.

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13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

If you're improbable dream of shagging the ghastly Chezza came true Drew, you be dipping your shrivelled maggot into a Geordie gash swimming with a dozen or so other blokes spunk, such is her liking for the glopy stuff it seems. Had a mile of cock. Have another can of spesh or 3

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40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences.

He watches it so we don't have to. 

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences.

Okay. You got me, but in my defence the TV was on mute so I would rather consider myself as a wanker rather than a cunt as, I have to be honest, that was what I was doing at the time.

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The fact that the uber cunt that is Ashley Cole has been there means I would have to think twice about lining it,I'm sure once i got on I'd forget all about the twat but it would definitely make it a slow start

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2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance.

A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse.

I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet)

She is now getting desperate CGAS

Limited by her being unintelligible to normal human beings, I would pass on the ruminations of my  Aunty Vi:

"Ratty, there's only barnyard skat porn left for me now, and a donkey won't even touch the sides"

Then she checked my prostate

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On 11/22/2018 at 5:59 PM, Couldn't give a shit said:

I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance.

A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse.

I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet)

I’d do her up the shitter

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3 minutes ago, Fatty said:

To be fare a holes a hole, I’d even consider Pen

Come back to me I can help you. We have a mental health policy.....

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I'd probably still fist the dolphin-nosed talent-vacuum cunt.

Hope this helps.

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