Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. Absolutely. Warburton now make giant crumpets. People who don't like crumpets are mentally ill perverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. But you’re not so keen on crumpet, because you’re a fucking poof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Crumpets smothered in syrup are fucking awesome,Crumpets covered in cum(as long as it's your own cum)also awesome,Crumpets covered in anything else,fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. Agreed , or indeed just enough Black Bomber Snowdonian Vintage Cheddar to fill all the holes. Gentleman's Relish is a close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Crumpets smothered in syrup are fucking awesome,Crumpets covered in cum(as long as it's your own cum)also awesome,Crumpets covered in anything else,fuck off You disturb me greatly, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Cretin. I see you don’t approve of my comment to Neil. I’ll take this as you admitting that eating crumpet with cum on is acceptable behaviour. Is it one of the house specials at your elite “club”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I see you don’t approve of my comment to Neil. I’ll take this as you admitting that eating crumpet with cum on is acceptable behaviour. Is it one of the house specials at your elite “club”? You wouldn’t get into any of the clubs I’m a member of because you’re a peasant, you have venereal diseases and you shop at Tesco. In addiction...Fuck off serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 36 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You disturb me greatly, Neil. He disturbs the turf in his back garden too, every time he ends a 'relationship'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 52 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: But you’re not so keen on crumpet, because you’re a fucking poof. You prefer helicopter 🚁 fetishising.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I see you don’t approve of my comment to Neil. I’ll take this as you admitting that eating crumpet with cum on is acceptable behaviour. Is it one of the house specials at your elite “club”? Your venereal diseases have warped your ability to be coherent and lucid. Your lack of rationale and comportment illustrate your massive shortcomings in all areas... i suspect you have measles, hooping cough and diphtheria. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 I can't believe a nom about an olde Englishe delicacy from our resident uphill gardener, descends into cum quips. A fucking sorry state of affairs if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely. Warburton now make giant crumpets. People who don't like crumpets are mentally ill perverts. There is a clarification, that the crumpets MUST be wharburtons. Anything else is second rate and tastes of ceiling tiles. Lashing of Anchor butter is the only covering allowed. Anything else is suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. Fuck me, searching the depths of my fucked brain, I'm sure @ProfB nominated this about 3 years ago? I'm know he was obsessed with crumpets. @Cuntybaws help me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 Run pukeape.exe /poof gosub clubs 9 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into any of the clubs I’m a member of because you’re a peasant, you have venereal diseases and you shop at Tesco. In addiction...Fuck off serf. gosub helicopters 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: You prefer helicopter 🚁 fetishising.... lol. gosub disease 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Your venereal diseases have warped your ability to be coherent and lucid. Your lack of rationale and comportment illustrate your massive shortcomings in all areas... i suspect you have measles, hooping cough and diphtheria. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. Did you have to toast your own Punkers, or did your fag do them for you, and clench them in his arse cheeks to keep them warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 9 hours ago, Queefer said: Gentleman's Relish is a close second. It has a strong, very salty and slightly fishy taste, .. cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't believe a nom about an olde Englishe delicacy from our resident uphill gardener, descends into cum quips. A fucking sorry state of affairs if you ask me. No doubt those two words stuck to your lips as you typed, you old knob nosher. Edited November 25, 2018 by Witheredscrote Sorry, I thought it read quim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 9 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You disturb me greatly, Neil. Having sobered up slightly I would like to clarify that I meant crumpets as in the 70's TV sense ie "phwoar,what a tasty piece of crumpets she is"! I may be a bit pervy but unlike Punkers I'm not into the white stuff myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, searching the depths of my fucked brain, I'm sure @ProfB nominated this about 3 years ago? I'm know he was obsessed with crumpets. @Cuntybaws help me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 10/27/2014 at 4:37 PM, cooze said: Crumpets are for cunts, what's wrong with toast ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, searching the depths of my fucked brain, I'm sure @ProfB nominated this about 3 years ago? I'm know he was obsessed with crumpets. @Cuntybaws help me out There were several months of crumpet-related cuntfuckery towards the end of 2014, precipitated by this quite awful nomination - a real stinker, even taking into account the perilously low bar of the rest of the sheep's shitty deposits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 6 hours ago, Gamayun said: 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There were several months of crumpet-related cuntfuckery towards the end of 2014, precipitated by this quite awful nomination - a real stinker, even taking into account the perilously low bar of the rest of the sheep's shitty deposits. Baws! Pen beat you to it. birch yourself in a freezing river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baws! Pen beat you to it. birch yourself in a freezing river. Well, that'll teach me not to read her posts. Just because the preceding 45,912 of them were entirely without merit, wit, or entertainment value is no reason to assume that the 45,913th would be likewise, Set your calendars for 2027, when statistics tell us she is next likely to post something worthwhile. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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