Cunty BigBollox Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baws! Pen beat you to it. birch yourself in a freezing river. Or go round Neil's for tea and crumpets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baws! Pen beat you to it. birch yourself in a freezing river. And ram something deep fried up your arse for good measure. Autist in cheif indeed Edited November 25, 2018 by Stubby Pecker Just to clarify; I don't find erotic pleasure in a Scotsman inserting high calorie native cuisine up their bum and suggest it only as punishment for been defeated by a dull fuckwit like pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: There is a clarification, that the crumpets MUST be wharburtons. Anything else is second rate and tastes of ceiling tiles. Lashing of Anchor butter is the only covering allowed. Anything else is suspect. Spot on. Warburtons are the crumpets; all others are pale imitations, and cunts in themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And ram something deep fried up your arse for good measure. Autist in cheif indeed ^ chief, you fucking dullard. They'll obviously let just about any cunt graduate in a dumbed-down earth science these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: ^ chief, you fucking dullard. They'll obviously let just about any cunt graduate in a dumbed-down earth science these days. Get a "chef" to whip you up a deep fried pizza for instant anal insertion you pedantic northern savage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't believe a nom about an olde Englishe delicacy from our resident uphill gardener, descends into cum quips. A fucking sorry state of affairs if you ask me. Crumpets are of Welsh origin, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Gamayun said: It has a strong, very salty and slightly fishy taste, .. cum? You must have swallowed gallons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 On 11/24/2018 at 11:20 PM, Lord Punkape said: Your venereal diseases have warped your ability to be coherent and lucid. Your lack of rationale and comportment illustrate your massive shortcomings in all areas... i suspect you have measles, hooping cough and diphtheria. lol. Is this your car Gavin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Gamayun said: Is this your car Gavin? Some nice Crumpet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/24/2018 at 10:04 PM, Lord Punkape said: I adore crumpets particularly if they are smothered in butter and marmite.Acceptable other spreads include anchovy paste or homemade preserves. Anyone who disagrees with my observations on this topic are gay or communist and have venereal diseases. Fuck off. Lord!!!!! I’ve been away too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Lord!!!!! I’ve been away too long Were you interred in a Lagos prison with your own kind ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Were you interred in a Lagos prison with your own kind ? Interred, is that a new word????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Fatty said: Interred, is that a new word????? Dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, Fatty said: Dick head Gay peasant....fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Gay peasant....fuck off. I will when you use proper words you soppy illiterate cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Fatty said: I will when you use proper words you soppy illiterate cunt Fatty, after all of last nights activity, I feel kind of soiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fatty, after all of last nights activity, I feel kind of soiled. Knowing now what that feels like, have you considered changing your name to Franks Cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Fatty said: Lord!!!!! I’ve been away too long Can we put that to a vote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 59 minutes ago, scotty said: Can we put that to a vote? Roops has corrected that conclusion, Scotto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 Crumpets and semolina-dusted muffins are singularly the victuals of Alpha Males. Decorum and etiquette dictate that slack-arsed poofs who favour less masculine provender are cunt-lipped non gender-specific arse-butlers with a predilection for a good throat-fucking off cross-dressing hipsters and likely manipulate their prostate while masturbating furiously over pictures of Nicola Sturgeon's cock. They can fuck off and drop dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, Rev said: Crumpets and semolina-dusted muffins are singularly the victuals of Alpha Males. Decorum and etiquette dictate that slack-arsed poofs who favour less masculine provender are cunt-lipped non gender-specific arse-butlers with a predilection for a good throat-fucking off cross-dressing hipsters and likely manipulate their prostate while masturbating furiously over pictures of Nicola Sturgeon's cock. They can fuck off and drop dead. Out of likes I'm afraid Rev. I've always said, any man who doesn't like crumpet is a tadpole gargler. And any cunt who uses low fat spread is more than fucking suspect. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 12/3/2018 at 11:36 PM, Rev said: Crumpets and semolina-dusted muffins are singularly the victuals of Alpha Males. Decorum and etiquette dictate that slack-arsed poofs who favour less masculine provender are cunt-lipped non gender-specific arse-butlers with a predilection for a good throat-fucking off cross-dressing hipsters and likely manipulate their prostate while masturbating furiously over pictures of Nicola Sturgeon's cock. They can fuck off and drop dead. Vintage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 12/3/2018 at 11:36 PM, Rev said: Crumpets and semolina-dusted muffins are singularly the victuals of Alpha Males. Decorum and etiquette dictate that slack-arsed poofs who favour less masculine provender are cunt-lipped non gender-specific arse-butlers with a predilection for a good throat-fucking off cross-dressing hipsters and likely manipulate their prostate while masturbating furiously over pictures of Nicola Sturgeon's cock. They can fuck off and drop dead. Rev, prose like that is why the Corner exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rev, prose like that is why the Corner exists. Shut your mouth you creepy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your mouth you creepy fucking cunt. Every day you grow weaker, infirm, LIMP. You simply cannot stop yourself from responding to somebody you find so exceptionally tedious. I'll be the death of you, Frank, and I can't wait to shit on your grave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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