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Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

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4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

How would you know, the duration of your stay was spent in adult book shops, porn theaters and skulking around changing rooms.

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4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

How would you know, the duration of your stay was spent in adult book shops, porn theaters and skulking around changing rooms.

It must have been nice for him to see the wonders of civilisation. 

Carpets, electricity, kids running round with shoes on their feet. I fear his balls will be turning purple though, no wanking opportunities when all the women are wearing full body balaclavas.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It must have been nice for him to see the wonders of civilisation. 

Carpets, electricity, kids running round with shoes on their feet. I fear his balls will be turning purple though, no wanking opportunities when all the women are wearing full body balaclavas.

I think you underestimate his imagination.  he can picture orangutans with a brazilian wax given the right setting.  

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

The indigenous population long since sold their right to buy council maisonettes and bought chateaux in the Auvergne. 8 immigrants now occupy every room in London and no cunt can speak English. Big Issue sellers only take cards and car parks charge about £20 an hour. Roll on the great fire. Cunt central

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

I agree on this one your serial self abuser. Apart from a few days a year at Lords and perhaps a visit to the Natural History Museum, I'd be happy if I never went to Lundon ever again. Give me the tranquility of the countryside any day; the smell of cow shit, miserable cunt farmers and a population of inbreeds who can trace their ancestors back to when they were hunter gatherers in the same district.

Tidy snatch though

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts.

Neil, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner, and I’m telling you now, it’s the best city in the world. 

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11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

That it may be but nearly as weak as franks pipe cleaner thin legs, ravaged by years of cancer and AIDS. Probably got the later whilst sucking you off on his boat, when you were an old lady.

It's Frank's last source of support on the Corner...speaks volumes! 

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7 minutes ago, scotty said:

He's about ready for the coup de grace wizz. I stand ready with my trusty hypo if required. 

By trusty hypo, I hope you mean a roman Ballista bolt?  

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11 hours ago, Frank said:

Neil, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner, and I’m telling you now, it’s the best city in the world. 

It's hands down better than New York, that's for certain. But it's not a patch on Edinburgh. Or Norwich.

Fuck off.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's hands down better than New York, that's for certain. But it's not a patch on Edinburgh. Or Norwich.

I've never been to Norwich and barring some terrible and unimaginable disaster I suspect I never will.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've never been to Norwich and barring some terrible and unimaginable disaster I suspect I never will.

As neither Norwich or whatever Sunday league level of Scottish shite that you support will ever qualify and meet in a European football competition, I suspect that you're right.

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12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I agree on this one your serial self abuser. Apart from a few days a year at Lords and perhaps a visit to the Natural History Museum, I'd be happy if I never went to Lundon ever again. Give me the tranquility of the countryside any day; the smell of cow shit, miserable cunt farmers and a population of inbreeds who can trace their ancestors back to when they were hunter gatherers in the same district.

Tidy snatch though

......and  don't forget your  bullshit.    lol lol

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8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good luck finding a vein in his scrawny withered limbs. Better just to strangle the stupid twat.

I'm picturing a demise not dissimilar to Joe Pesci at the end of Casino, only drawn out over several hours. It would make for excellent entertainment at the CC Christmas beano.

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