Neil Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. How would you know, the duration of your stay was spent in adult book shops, porn theaters and skulking around changing rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 I did pass Soho,my missus couldn't understand why the fuck all the doormen kept asking me how I was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How would you know, the duration of your stay was spent in adult book shops, porn theaters and skulking around changing rooms. It must have been nice for him to see the wonders of civilisation. Carpets, electricity, kids running round with shoes on their feet. I fear his balls will be turning purple though, no wanking opportunities when all the women are wearing full body balaclavas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It must have been nice for him to see the wonders of civilisation. Carpets, electricity, kids running round with shoes on their feet. I fear his balls will be turning purple though, no wanking opportunities when all the women are wearing full body balaclavas. I think you underestimate his imagination. he can picture orangutans with a brazilian wax given the right setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 "A man who is tired of London - is tired of looking for a place to park" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. The indigenous population long since sold their right to buy council maisonettes and bought chateaux in the Auvergne. 8 immigrants now occupy every room in London and no cunt can speak English. Big Issue sellers only take cards and car parks charge about £20 an hour. Roll on the great fire. Cunt central Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. I agree on this one your serial self abuser. Apart from a few days a year at Lords and perhaps a visit to the Natural History Museum, I'd be happy if I never went to Lundon ever again. Give me the tranquility of the countryside any day; the smell of cow shit, miserable cunt farmers and a population of inbreeds who can trace their ancestors back to when they were hunter gatherers in the same district. Tidy snatch though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. Neil, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner, and I’m telling you now, it’s the best city in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Neil, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner, and I’m telling you now, it’s the best city in the world. Bollocks. I know you're only interested in cities by the sea, specifically ones with large naval bases. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks. I know you're only interested in cities by the sea, specifically ones with large naval bases. Weak response Stubby .. very, very weak response. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Weak response Stubby .. very, very weak response. That it may be but nearly as weak as franks pipe cleaner thin legs, ravaged by years of cancer and AIDS. Probably got the later whilst sucking you off on his boat, when you were an old lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That it may be but nearly as weak as franks pipe cleaner thin legs, ravaged by years of cancer and AIDS. Probably got the later whilst sucking you off on his boat, when you were an old lady. Very feeble response Stubby .. you need to try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That it may be but nearly as weak as franks pipe cleaner thin legs, ravaged by years of cancer and AIDS. Probably got the later whilst sucking you off on his boat, when you were an old lady. It's Frank's last source of support on the Corner...speaks volumes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's Frank's last source of support on the Corner...speaks volumes! He's about ready for the coup de grace wizz. I stand ready with my trusty hypo if required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 Just now, scotty said: He's about ready for the coup de grace wizz. I stand ready with my trusty hypo if required. Shipman shape and Bristol fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: He's about ready for the coup de grace wizz. I stand ready with my trusty hypo if required. By trusty hypo, I hope you mean a roman Ballista bolt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Frank said: Neil, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner, and I’m telling you now, it’s the best city in the world. It's hands down better than New York, that's for certain. But it's not a patch on Edinburgh. Or Norwich. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's hands down better than New York, that's for certain. But it's not a patch on Edinburgh. Or Norwich. I've never been to Norwich and barring some terrible and unimaginable disaster I suspect I never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never been to Norwich and barring some terrible and unimaginable disaster I suspect I never will. As neither Norwich or whatever Sunday league level of Scottish shite that you support will ever qualify and meet in a European football competition, I suspect that you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 10 hours ago, scotty said: He's about ready for the coup de grace wizz. I stand ready with my trusty hypo if required. Good luck finding a vein in his scrawny withered limbs. Better just to strangle the stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I agree on this one your serial self abuser. Apart from a few days a year at Lords and perhaps a visit to the Natural History Museum, I'd be happy if I never went to Lundon ever again. Give me the tranquility of the countryside any day; the smell of cow shit, miserable cunt farmers and a population of inbreeds who can trace their ancestors back to when they were hunter gatherers in the same district. Tidy snatch though ......and don't forget your bullshit. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good luck finding a vein in his scrawny withered limbs. Better just to strangle the stupid twat. I'm picturing a demise not dissimilar to Joe Pesci at the end of Casino, only drawn out over several hours. It would make for excellent entertainment at the CC Christmas beano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: ......and don't forget your bullshit. lol lol Withers, we were doing so well... I expect you and your froggie bros with be burning the odd cow today in protest of something or another- it seams to happen most weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Withers, we were doing so well... I expect you and your froggie bros with be burning the odd cow today in protest of something or another- it seams to happen most weeks Frank is back this side next week. We are saving all our energy and tyres, to burn him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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