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Turner Prize Cunt 2018

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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

WFT are you jabbering about? explain, cunt

Sounds like you've been snorting cheap wanger and drinking a combo white cyder, vodka and tramps spunk. Again.

Before Roops focused the eye of Whoredor onto you, she exposed the failed business practices of a certain half-French mongrel.

By his own admission, he was financially ruined during a foray into self-employment in the Welsh valleys. He blamed it on the natives, whilst failing to mention that he was trying to flog firewood in one of the biggest coal producing and consuming areas of Britain.

He fled over the channel not long after to farm/fuck geese in an attempt to rebuild his finances.

All he's got to show for his efforts is cancer.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Before Roops focused the eye of Whoredor onto you, she exposed the failed business practices of a certain half-French mongrel.

By his own admission, he was financially ruined during a foray into self-employment in the Welsh valleys. He blamed it on the natives, whilst failing to mention that he was trying to flog firewood in one of the biggest coal producing and consuming areas of Britain.

He fled over the channel not long after to farm/fuck geese in an attempt to rebuild his finances.

All he's got to show for his efforts is cancer.

Ahh yes, akin to setting up a male prostitute operation in the Vatican City specialising in talent over 16....

First class doxing mind. I expect she'll do similar to me if I continue rattling her broomstick. Then it'll be over the channel for me and a life of poultry rape in exile

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The top one is 80 grit belt or orbital. I'm having trouble placing the other one.

It's a skin graft. Place it wherever you have the need to. Such is the usefulness of decent art.  

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24 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said:

I like the second picture....A man from the Congo with severe jaundice holding a banana...

Holy Fuck of God... Only YOU would picture such a thing.

It's a map of the desert, and I captured it with each and every stroke of my quill. Not cock. Quill. 

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4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Just be thankful I'm not suggesting you work on the assembly line at Honda Swindon but I sense my bleatings elsewhere, directed towards a few of the protected species here and some sensitive souls, have you slightly rattled?

Gosh, this is awkward, the last time I was "rattled" (if that's the right word) enough to intervene was when a braying mob was threatening to lynch you. For some reason they couldn't quite believe that you had authored scientific papers until I confirmed otherwise. Yep, for a few hours you were the protected species. You're welcome.

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51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

WFT are you jabbering about? explain, cunt

Sounds like you've been snorting cheap wanger and drinking a combo white cyder, vodka and tramps spunk. Again.

 

49 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Pen you weasely little retard, when are you going to revert back to your incarnation as an octogenarian so I can fire off a series of cuntings accusing you of being a travelling whore with kitcheners campaign in the Sudan, partial to the odd gob full of fuzzy wuzzy spunk on the side?

 

Was it with you and spunk?

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Gosh, this is awkward, the last time I was "rattled" (if that's the right word) enough to intervene was when a braying mob was threatening to lynch you. For some reason they couldn't quite believe that you had authored scientific papers until I confirmed otherwise. Yep, for a few hours you were the protected species. You're welcome.

Thus confirming your brilliance, sense of fair play and altruistic nature. And of course application of your rules

Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, so prodding you occasionally in the direction of the rule book is surely good for all

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5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Thus confirming your brilliance, sense of fair play and altruistic nature. And of course application of your rules

Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, so prodding you occasionally in the direction of the rule book is surely good for all

That self-serving argument is rather like guilty computer hackers pleading before the beak that they were providing a service to society as they were merely testing computer security systems "for the common good".

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14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

That self-serving argument is rather like guilty computer hackers pleading before the beak that they were providing a service to society as they were merely testing computer security systems "for the common good".

If they were any fucking good they wouldn't have got caught.

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21 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

What gender is it ?

We need to narrow down the species first.

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On 12/4/2018 at 11:32 PM, Lord Punkape said:

The usual horseshit from artistic cultural cunts presiding over the award of the Turner prize have chosen the following.......

A highly “personal” film shot by artist Charlotte Prodger on her iPhone, which recalls her experiences of coming out as gay in rural Scotland, has won her the prestigious £25,000 Turner Prize.

The Glasgow-based artist/pervert, known for exploring queer identity, won the annual art award for two of her videos.

One of those, titled Bridgit, was filmed entirely on her phone and features her reading from her diaries.

Prodger said she was "quite overwhelmed" and "very touched" to win.

"The stories that I'm telling, although they're mine and they're personal, are stories that a lot of people - I guess queer people - have experienced," she told BBC News.

The BBC, now staffed almost entirely with LGBT perverts surprisingly decided to widely cover the story.

Fuck off.

Well I agree about the BBC. But you are talking out the back of your arse about the chosen medium of self referencing personal video as an accepted art form. 

I well remember my first encounter with this novel art form at an exposition in France entitled Bluebeard and featuring the artist "transitioning" as a bluebearded woman axe murderer involved with several women victims. A bit of an S&M fem fuck fest. Very jerky 8mm handheld film. The accompanying framed pictures of specimens of the artist's various body fluids including piss and blood were also a total knockout. 

Mind you that was ten years ago so the main theme is even more current. 

How dare you stand in the way of progress. 

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