Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 The second Essex boys motor. A real sheep in wolfs clothing. Early ones were often powered by a 1300cc engine and could be slaughtered easily by a Triumph 1300GT. Capris were only ever owned by tosspots and serial wankers. Even the 1600cc versions could be seen of by a Triumph Dolomite 1500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Difficult one this. On the one hand you had Ray Doyle driving around like a maniacal cunt in a Capri. Now as much as a touchy-feely- new man- cunt -with a perm as Doyle was, he was unquestionably hard and saved us from all kinds of terrorists and ne'er do wells. On the other hand you had Terry fucking McCann tootling about in one whilst contributing to the black economy - thus putting up our taxes and insurance premiums. Mmm. The fact that Dennis Waterman is currently sporting Shergar's fucking teeth swings the Capri firmly into the Cunt camp. But at least it's not a Harley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 I had one, a 1600 in orange in the mid-80s and often used to push it, steam billowing from the bonnet, to the owners' club monthly meet. It was a gutless cunt with sleek lines and a mag-mount CB aerial on the roof. Coincidentally my friend had the 1500 Dolomite in brown which was a flawless, dour steed which lasted for 20 years. Mogodon enhancing beast it was. I fucking hated it. Thankyou the late Bishop of Wybunbury on phlegm for that sour memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Difficult one this. On the one hand you had Ray Doyle driving around like a maniacal cunt in a Capri. Now as much as a touchy-feely- new man- cunt -with a perm as Doyle was, he was unquestionably hard and saved us from all kinds of terrorists and ne'er do wells. On the other hand you had Terry fucking McCann tootling about in one whilst contributing to the black economy - thus putting up our taxes and insurance premiums. Mmm. The fact that Dennis Waterman is currently sporting Shergar's fucking teeth swings the Capri firmly into the Cunt camp. But at least it's not a Harley. 5 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I had one, a 1600 in orange in the mid-80s and often used to push it, steam billowing from the bonnet, to the owners' club monthly meet. It was a gutless cunt with sleek lines and a mag-mount CB aerial on the roof. Coincidentally my friend had the 1500 Dolomite in brown which was a flawless, dour steed which lasted for 20 years. Mogodon enhancing beast it was. I fucking hated it. Thankyou the late Bishop of Wybunbury on phlegm for that sour memory. The final ones actually had decent sized engines in them that turned them into quite speedy motors but by that time their street cred had been destroyed by the daft cunts customising their feeble 1300 and 1600 versions. Of Dennis Waterman was by that time a middle aged cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 The ford capri is a bit like the brexit..looks ok..promises lots but its only when yer in it ya realize its a pile o shite..and if ya attempt to drive it itll leave ya stranded Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: The ford capri is a bit like the brexit..looks ok..promises lots but its only when yer in it ya realize its a pile o shite..and if ya attempt to drive it itll leave ya stranded Panzbaby Actually, Panzy, you're a bit like Brexit yourself - constantly waffling on long after what is socially acceptable and boring everyone to tears. Can you just fuck off already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Actually, Panzy, you're a bit like Brexit yourself - constantly waffling on long after what is socially acceptable and boring everyone to tears. Can you just fuck off already? Hows the gollum/may drawing coming along..don't forget the all the preciousness Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Hows the gollum/may drawing coming along..don't forget the all the preciousness Panzbaby No that Andy Serkis cunt already beat me to it - did you not see the video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: The second Essex boys motor. A real sheep in wolfs clothing. Early ones were often powered by a 1300cc engine and could be slaughtered easily by a Triumph 1300GT. Capris were only ever owned by tosspots and serial wankers. Even the 1600cc versions could be seen of by a Triumph Dolomite 1500. Mine was a 2.8 Laser, and it was fucking brilliant. Much better than your Hillman/Talbot/Chrysler Avenger (bet u had one) which were for librarians and last of the summer wine looking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No that Andy Serkis cunt already beat me to it - did you not see the video? Nah..i don't watch any of those things ..usually ends up that the hot girl has a penis or no face or something ..besides i like drawings Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: The ford capri is a bit like the brexit..looks ok..promises lots but its only when yer in it ya realize its a pile o shite..and if ya attempt to drive it itll leave ya stranded Panzbaby Reported. Roops did tell you about the repeat bollocks, now you're derailing topics with mention of it. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah..i don't watch any of those things ..usually ends up that the hot girl has a penis or no face or something ..besides i like drawings Panzbaby No means no, Panzy. Stop being all Weinstein about it you creepy git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Roops did tell you about the repeat bollocks, now you're derailing topics with mention of it. Fuck off! I beg to differ wizzy baby..i clearly refrenced the subject the nom referred to..its not my fault that your not very intelligent Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I beg to differ wizzy baby..i clearly refrenced the subject the nom referred to..its not my fault that your not very intelligent Panzbaby Still reported because you're a stupid fucking cunt! You repeat the same bollocks everywhere, you had to use Brexit as a comparison to this nom? Fuck off! I hope Roops gives you 6 months hard time and that you get raped in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Still reported because you're a stupid fucking cunt! You repeat the same bollocks everywhere, you had to use Brexit as a comparison to this nom? Fuck off! I hope Roops gives you 6 months hard time and that you get raped in the cooler. You sir, are a grassing cunt Lol Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You sir, are a grassing cunt Lol Panzbaby We all have to be something Panz! It's nothing personal, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mine was a 2.8 Laser, and it was fucking brilliant. Much better than your Hillman/Talbot/Chrysler Avenger (bet u had one) which were for librarians and last of the summer wine looking cunts. I had a Dolomite Sprint which blew its head gasket every couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: The ford capri is a bit like the brexit..looks ok..promises lots but its only when yer in it ya realize its a pile o shite..and if ya attempt to drive it itll leave ya stranded Panzbaby My interest in Brexit does not extend to having it used to derail fresh noms. Desist please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: My interest in Brexit does not extend to having it used to derail fresh noms. Desist please. I tried to get him to shut up about it by jokingly stating that I drew with my own shit on the walls of a loony bin and he still steered it back towards Brexit. He's a lost cause, Roops. Coolering the cunt at this point would just have him screeching about fucking immigrant policy - I think a complete ban is required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I tried to get him to shut up about it by jokingly stating that I drew with my own shit on the walls of a loony bin and he still steered it back towards Brexit. He's a lost cause, Roops. Coolering the cunt at this point would just have him screeching about fucking immigrant policy - I think a complete ban is required. We could amend and adapt the punkape.exe control order I suppose. Let see how it goes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I had a Dolomite Sprint which blew its head gasket every couple of months. Punkers had a sodomite twink which blew it's load on his face nightly lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Hey Roops didn't you once post a pic of your Mercedes? wasn't it an AMG or something? Cuntscorner could start a car corner section, like pistonheads but with casual racism and cock jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Punkers had a sodomite twink which blew it's load on his face nightly lol Bernard Manning had nothing on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Bernard Manning had nothing on you! Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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