Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: The nearest you’ve ever got to finest fungi is having ringworm. lol. I have a ring, but no worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: With the arrival of Christmas I have recently arranged a consignment of this wonderful fungi from my Chelsea truffle broker. White truffles from northern Italy are the dearest and should be thinly shaved onto fresh pasta dishes or with omelettes. Black truffles from Périgord in France are particularly fine.The taste is not dissimilar to white but their perfume is less intense and musky, not dissimilar to women from central West Africa. Obviously truffles are financially beyond the reach of ordinary cunts who are probably happier with a tin of creamed mushrooms anyway... Fuck off. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I assume you’ll be in West Africa looking for a Mbongo. lol. Less chance of that than you having been in the Bhurtpore Arms at Aston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Less chance of that thanyou having been in the Bhurtpore Arms at Aston. They're all fantasists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Wanker. What exactly is your point Tesco wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: What exactly is your point Tesco wanker? You are an old hand corner cuntster doing a windup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: What exactly is your point Tesco wanker? I think my point is pretty clear, Walter. Or are you seriously suggesting that the similarity is purely coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I think my point is pretty clear, Walter. Or are you seriously suggesting that the similarity is purely coincidence? What exactly is your point peasant? Why do you have Witherscotes avatar ? Answer both questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: What exactly is your point peasant? Beam me up scotty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Beam me up scotty? I wasn’t talking to you......you septic hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: What exactly is your point peasant? Why do you have Witherscotes avatar ? Answer both questions. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Funny, we have been at a similar juncture before on this one. As I recall, Scotty showed you up on the subject in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I wasn’t talking to you......you septic hag. You haven't answered any of the questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You haven't answered any of the questions. I don’t answer your questions because you obviously have a palsy as well as mental infirmity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I don’t answer your questions because you obviously have a palsy as well as mental infirmity. Is Truffles the name of your teddy bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I have it on good authority Punkers knows several 'fun guys' I also have it on good authority that when punkers arsehole is being brutally DPd by two Nigerians hung like rouge elephants, there isn't 'mush room' up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: What exactly is your point Tesco wanker? Rattled to fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 20 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: An obvious tinned creamed mushrooms pleb... lol. I rather like tinned mushrooms on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 Excuse the pun, but I think I've got to the bottom of Spunker's interest in truffling. Truffling A sexual act where one partner places their nosein the other's anus "Have you been truffling? There's brown on your nose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I rather like tinned mushrooms on toast. I seem to remember you coming out as pro-Spam in the great Spam debate of 2014, Spotto. Spam, tinned mushrooms....you must be the most elegant man in Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: I seem to remember you coming out as pro-Spam in the great Spam debate of 2014, Spotto. Spam, tinned mushrooms....you must be the most elegant man in Wales. An accolade that ranks alongside being the best football team in Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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