Jump to content
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....
Sign in to follow this  
Earl of Punkape

Cunts who don’t like Truffles

Recommended Posts

4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

With the arrival of Christmas I have recently arranged a consignment of this wonderful fungi from my Chelsea truffle broker.

White truffles from northern Italy are the dearest and should be thinly shaved onto fresh pasta dishes or with omelettes.

Black truffles from Périgord in France are particularly fine.The taste is not dissimilar to white but their perfume is less intense and musky, not dissimilar to women from central West Africa.

Obviously truffles are financially beyond the reach of ordinary cunts who are probably happier with a tin of creamed mushrooms anyway...

Fuck off.

08-CE1-BEC-9-B75-4-D17-B7-A1-6440276-A39

Wanker.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said:

What exactly is your point Tesco wanker?

I think my point is pretty clear, Walter. Or are you seriously suggesting that the similarity is purely coincidence? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

I think my point is pretty clear, Walter. Or are you seriously suggesting that the similarity is purely coincidence? 

What exactly is your point peasant?

Why do you have Witherscotes avatar ? 

Answer both questions.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said:

What exactly is your point peasant?

Why do you have Witherscotes avatar ? 

Answer both questions.

Fuck off.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

You haven't answered any of the questions.

I don’t answer your questions because you obviously have a palsy as well as mental infirmity.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

I have it on good authority Punkers knows several 'fun guys'

I also have it on good authority that when punkers arsehole is being brutally DPd by two Nigerians hung like rouge elephants, there isn't 'mush room' up there

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

I rather like tinned mushrooms on toast.

I seem to remember you coming out as pro-Spam in the great Spam debate of 2014, Spotto. Spam, tinned mushrooms....you must be the most elegant man in Wales.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Ollyboro said:

I seem to remember you coming out as pro-Spam in the great Spam debate of 2014, Spotto. Spam, tinned mushrooms....you must be the most elegant man in Wales.

An accolade that ranks alongside being the best football team in Alaska.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×