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Just now, Frank said:

I’ve just had a huge row with my daughter over her refusal to stop saying ‘can I get’. I won’t stand for it, ape. 

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

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11 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

Has she ever told you that you’re a weak father?

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14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

You boring fucking cunt

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1 hour ago, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

Very good Indian on Hucclecote road, generally though the place is a fucking dump even by Glawster standards

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9 hours ago, Frank said:

I’ve just had a huge row with my daughter over her refusal to stop saying ‘can I get’. I won’t stand for it, ape. 

That's the first sensible comment you've made in three years frank. I concur wholeheartedly, imho such revolting behaviour should result in the disinheritance of whatever pittance you had earmarked for her. 

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10 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

Please describe the colour and consistency of the vomit.Did you extract nice morsels in the vomit for your own consumption ?

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11 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Blocking Brexit could cause far-right surge - Grayling

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46847169

 

There’s only one thing to do. Gather every member of the Commons and Lords in the Palace of Westminster. ( an offer of free taxpayers money will do the trick )

Lock the doors and burn the fucking place to the ground.

Sorted.

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On 12/22/2018 at 10:09 PM, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

Fucking lightweight. When she's found face down in someones garden covered in piss, then I'll tip my hat to her. Better still, lying in someones fish pond 😉

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking lightweight. When she's found face down in someones garden covered in piss, then I'll tip my hat to her. Better still, lying in someones fish pond 😉

Indeed. Those Koi carp are worth a fucking fortune. Did you carry them back to the caravan in your handbag full of piss?

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On ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 10:09 PM, Iam Ape said:

My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”.

I'd say that you have a potential problem on your hands, seeing as your daughter is only 6.  

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So there you have it, your vote was irrelevant, whether you voted leave or remain, that shower of self-serving parasitic cunts in Westminster get to play around with politics and do whatever the fuck they want, just remember that the next time you're invited to cast your vote, it means NOTHING!

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48 minutes ago, cooze said:

 

So there you have it, your vote was irrelevant, whether you voted leave or remain, that shower of self-serving parasitic cunts in Westminster get to play around with politics and do whatever the fuck they want, just remember that the next time you're invited to cast your vote, it means NOTHING!

I don't know what you're moaning about. You'll get a no deal Brexit and all power and control will once again be in the hands of the upstanding and trustworthy members of our beloved parliament. Isn't that what you wanted?

Brexit means Brexit.

Lol

Fuck off.

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22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

That both sides of the Brexit debate consider last night's vote as a victory shows how utterly bizarre British Politics is right now.

And of course the media .. the BBC especially who are trying to manipulate rather than to report factually. Interesting that they are only reporting on leavers who they say have changed their minds and ignore remainers who might well now have become leavers.

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7 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

And of course the media .. the BBC especially who are trying to manipulate rather than to report factually. Interesting that they are only reporting on leavers who they say have changed their minds and ignore remainers who might well now have become leavers.

Pen some facetious cunt on here recently suggested that you might possess a tranny set of rattling cock and balls. Say it ain’t so. 

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5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Pen some facetious cunt on here recently suggested that you might possess a tranny set of rattling cock and balls. Say it ain’t so. 

The is a rampant rabbit in the draws somewhere and a stopcock under the sink but I have neither testicles or a penile appendage but why destroy certain peoples fantasies?

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7 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

The is a rampant rabbit in the draws somewhere and a stopcock under the sink but I have neither testicles or a penile appendage but why destroy certain peoples fantasies?

Phew. There’s been a lot of shit and some of it sticks. One Alfie Noakes is plenty. 

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