Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Just now, Frank said: I’ve just had a huge row with my daughter over her refusal to stop saying ‘can I get’. I won’t stand for it, ape. My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 11 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. Has she ever told you that you’re a weak father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. You boring fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Has she ever told you that you’re a weak father? No. What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. Very good Indian on Hucclecote road, generally though the place is a fucking dump even by Glawster standards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Has she ever told you that you’re a weak father? How long till the black grandchildren frank? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: I’ve just had a huge row with my daughter over her refusal to stop saying ‘can I get’. I won’t stand for it, ape. That's the first sensible comment you've made in three years frank. I concur wholeheartedly, imho such revolting behaviour should result in the disinheritance of whatever pittance you had earmarked for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. Please describe the colour and consistency of the vomit.Did you extract nice morsels in the vomit for your own consumption ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Blocking Brexit could cause far-right surge - Grayling https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46847169 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Blocking Brexit could cause far-right surge - Grayling https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46847169 There’s only one thing to do. Gather every member of the Commons and Lords in the Palace of Westminster. ( an offer of free taxpayers money will do the trick ) Lock the doors and burn the fucking place to the ground. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s only one thing to do. Gather every member of the Commons and Lords in the Palace of Westminster. ( an offer of free taxpayers money will do the trick ) Lock the doors and burn the fucking place to the ground. Sorted. So you want them to REMAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Blocking Brexit could cause far-right surge - Grayling https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46847169 Only now...only fucking now do they see it for what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 12/22/2018 at 10:09 PM, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. Fucking lightweight. When she's found face down in someones garden covered in piss, then I'll tip my hat to her. Better still, lying in someones fish pond 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 12/23/2018 at 9:09 AM, Earl of Punkape said: Please describe the colour and consistency of the vomit.Did you extract nice morsels in the vomit for your own consumption ? Reported for High Treason and Treachery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking lightweight. When she's found face down in someones garden covered in piss, then I'll tip my hat to her. Better still, lying in someones fish pond 😉 Indeed. Those Koi carp are worth a fucking fortune. Did you carry them back to the caravan in your handbag full of piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 12/22/2018 at 10:09 PM, Iam Ape said: My daughter had to be extracted from a “gathering” last night, at a respectable house in Hucclecote, as she was pissed out of her head. The parents of the host child were oblivious to what was going on, until my daughter threw up everywhere. Once home she rambled on and on about how much she loved me, which was actually quite nice. After an hour with her head down the toilet, she was unceremoniously dumped in her bed. She has learned a harsh lesson in the evils of drink. However, despite all this shit, she has never, ever, said “can I get”. I'd say that you have a potential problem on your hands, seeing as your daughter is only 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Tessy has lost the vote by 230 .. now Catweasle has tabled a motion of no-confidence in Tessy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 So there you have it, your vote was irrelevant, whether you voted leave or remain, that shower of self-serving parasitic cunts in Westminster get to play around with politics and do whatever the fuck they want, just remember that the next time you're invited to cast your vote, it means NOTHING! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 48 minutes ago, cooze said: So there you have it, your vote was irrelevant, whether you voted leave or remain, that shower of self-serving parasitic cunts in Westminster get to play around with politics and do whatever the fuck they want, just remember that the next time you're invited to cast your vote, it means NOTHING! I don't know what you're moaning about. You'll get a no deal Brexit and all power and control will once again be in the hands of the upstanding and trustworthy members of our beloved parliament. Isn't that what you wanted? Brexit means Brexit. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 That both sides of the Brexit debate consider last night's vote as a victory shows how utterly bizarre British Politics is right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That both sides of the Brexit debate consider last night's vote as a victory shows how utterly bizarre British Politics is right now. And of course the media .. the BBC especially who are trying to manipulate rather than to report factually. Interesting that they are only reporting on leavers who they say have changed their minds and ignore remainers who might well now have become leavers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That both sides of the Brexit debate consider last night's vote as a victory shows how utterly bizarre British Politics is right now. I think how shit May's WA was (past-tense entirely apt) was the only thing the paramilitary wings of both sides could unite around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: And of course the media .. the BBC especially who are trying to manipulate rather than to report factually. Interesting that they are only reporting on leavers who they say have changed their minds and ignore remainers who might well now have become leavers. Pen some facetious cunt on here recently suggested that you might possess a tranny set of rattling cock and balls. Say it ain’t so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Pen some facetious cunt on here recently suggested that you might possess a tranny set of rattling cock and balls. Say it ain’t so. The is a rampant rabbit in the draws somewhere and a stopcock under the sink but I have neither testicles or a penile appendage but why destroy certain peoples fantasies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: The is a rampant rabbit in the draws somewhere and a stopcock under the sink but I have neither testicles or a penile appendage but why destroy certain peoples fantasies? Phew. There’s been a lot of shit and some of it sticks. One Alfie Noakes is plenty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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