Guest Dr Clusterfuck Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 What the absolute fuck is going on . Failed Manager - José Mourinho an egotistical wank puffin of modern football. Sacked after 3 years for piss poor results and shit man management.In what other job would you be rewarded for failure with a pay off of between £15 - £18 million ? Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decend upon Waitrose to stop people buying Turkeys ! I don't complain about these fuck nuggets not working or smoking or eating my bastard hedge row. So who gives them the right to complain about me eating turkey or meat. I bet it looked like a scent from Shaun of the dead with all those pale complexions. Knighthoods - Alastair Cook is to receive a knighthood. Ride a bike , paddle a boat or play bat and ball. These fucking knighthoods are given away like kiddies sweets at a Jimmy Saville party. UK Politics - What an absolute fucking mess (this has been well covered already) You really couldn't make this shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, Dr Clusterfuck said: Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decent upon Waitrose ................... I think you mean 'descend', you stupid fucking twat. Regarding Moron-ohh!. Better now than later as we would have fucked the foreign cunt off anyhow come Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Clusterfuck Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Oh the fucking grammar police are all over --wwwwwwwwwooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dr Clusterfuck said: Oh the fucking grammar police are all over --wwwwwwwwwooooooooooo Despite the fact that you are undoubtedly intellectually-subnormal, this was a decent attempt at a rookie nomination. Don't take Drew's criticism to heart. Most people on here won't care that you are about as illiterate as the bastard love child of Harvey Price and Rin Tin Tin. But that's because most people on here are stupid fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that you are undoubtedly intellectually-subnormal, this was a decent attempt at a rookie nomination. Don't take Drew's criticism to heart. Most people on here won't care that you are about as illiterate as the bastard love child of Harvey Price and Rin Tin Tin. But that's because most people on here are stupid fucking cunts. Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that you are undoubtedly intellectually-subnormal, this was a decent attempt at a rookie nomination. Don't take Drew's criticism to heart. Most people on here won't care that you are about as illiterate as the bastard love child of Harvey Price and Rin Tin Tin. But that's because most people on here are stupid fucking cunts. This is no way to treat a newbie Deco. The ritual humiliation and abuse of the fagging system has served us well over the years. It filters out losers (Rothers) and tips the weak over into taking their own life (Frank), leaving tougher cunts to strengthen the gene pool. Your revisionism is gay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Deco is softer than gay pus exuding from LGBTRSJWD40 flayed bum hole Gas his sorry arse I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Clusterfuck said: What the absolute fuck is going on . Failed Manager - José Mourinho an egotistical wank puffin of modern football. Sacked after 3 years for piss poor results and shit man management.In what other job would you be rewarded for failure with a pay off of between £15 - £18 million ? Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decend upon Waitrose to stop people buying Turkeys ! I don't complain about these fuck nuggets not working or smoking or eating my bastard hedge row. So who gives them the right to complain about me eating turkey or meat. I bet it looked like a scent from Shaun of the dead with all those pale complexions. Knighthoods - Alastair Cook is to receive a knighthood. Ride a bike , paddle a boat or play bat and ball. These fucking knighthoods are given away like kiddies sweets at a Jimmy Saville party. UK Politics - What an absolute fucking mess (this has been well covered already) You really couldn't make this shit up. @sean5302 .. welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Clusterfuck said: What the absolute fuck is going on . Failed Manager - José Mourinho an egotistical wank puffin of modern football. Sacked after 3 years for piss poor results and shit man management.In what other job would you be rewarded for failure with a pay off of between £15 - £18 million ? Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decend upon Waitrose to stop people buying Turkeys ! I don't complain about these fuck nuggets not working or smoking or eating my bastard hedge row. So who gives them the right to complain about me eating turkey or meat. I bet it looked like a scent from Shaun of the dead with all those pale complexions. Knighthoods - Alastair Cook is to receive a knighthood. Ride a bike , paddle a boat or play bat and ball. These fucking knighthoods are given away like kiddies sweets at a Jimmy Saville party. UK Politics - What an absolute fucking mess (this has been well covered already) You really couldn't make this shit up. International Finance and banking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Lord Lucan was eaten by a tiger called Zorra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pamela may have been the pretty one, but I bet Sue Ellen was dirty as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 58 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is no way to treat a newbie Deco. The ritual humiliation and abuse of the fagging system has served us well over the years. It filters out losers (Rothers) and tips the weak over into taking their own life (Frank), leaving tougher cunts to strengthen the gene pool. Your revisionism is gay I'm all for the beasting of newbies, you little Fokker flying cunt. However, after the atrocities committed by Kunte Kinte, Mike Hunt and that other fucking idiot who thought that wrestling was real, I think that it's our civic duty to encourage participation from spastics who have decided to dip their toes for the first time. No one is denying that Clusterfuck is absolutely fucking awful, but compared to the rest of the class of December 2018, he's a veritable übermensch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Well well well, which is where I would suggest you drown yourself if your nom was worse than it is. Keep trying and welcome, now go and flay yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Bills worst yet by a cuntry mile. I hope he chokes to death on his post wank pot noddle the cretinous little spacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm all for the beasting of newbies, you little Fokker flying cunt. However, after the atrocities committed by Kunte Kinte, Mike Hunt and that other fucking idiot who thought that wrestling was real, I think that it's our civic duty to encourage participation from spastics who have decided to dip their toes for the first time. No one is denying that Clusterfuck is absolutely fucking awful, but compared to the rest of the class of December 2018, he's a veritable übermensch. well that's alright then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: well that's alright then What are your thoughts about the Ratte Tank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Mourinho's best option would be to get away from it all. Disappear to somewhere in Portugal. I'd shoehorn a gag about the McCanns, but it'd get pulled. The Manchester connection could have opened up a Keith Bennett double-header, but there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: What are your thoughts about the Ratte Tank? wtfit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: wtfit? It was a 1,000 ton nazi tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: It was a 1,000 ton nazi tank. I wonder if Mr Krupps would have approved of Toyota stealing his Landkreuzer idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if Mr Krupps would have approved of Toyota stealing his Landkreuzer idea. I admire Albert Speer .. he walked around the world without leaving Spandau. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I admire Albert Speer .. he walked around the world without leaving Spandau. He only set out to walk to Heidelberg. The cunt was more fucked up than Forrest Gump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He only set out to walk to Heidelberg. The cunt was more fucked up than Forrest Gump. Don't think for a moment your shameless manipulation of the dullard for likes has escaped my eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't think for a moment your shameless manipulation of the dullard for likes has escaped my eye! Eric whoring himself eh Wiz? Him and his frouzy cling ons should be recycled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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