King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve just jizzed. 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve just jizzed. Signed Kasim Kurhan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Does your dad know you're using his laptop? You had better put it away quickly or he'll have his belt off to you when he gets back from the food bank. My dads nickname for your mum is food bank. My mum is getting suspicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Has anyone else spotted that couldn’t give a shit is a poorly hidden anagram of Khasim Khuram. The plot thickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: My dads nickname for your mum is food bank. My mum is getting suspicious. Has your mum ever mistakenly referred to my dad as sperm bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 5 hours ago, King Billy said: You got your sisters shit on your knob @King Billy, not only have I removed one of your posts due to libellous content, I'm also issuing a formal warning. Please acquaint yourself with the site rules before posting again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Shall we use the fact that mein Koran encourages rape and paedophilia as a starting point? I'm not sure that the Quran says anything of the sort. My understanding that amongst other things, Islam expressly forbid sex outside of marriage and so by implication rape and paedophilia. I'm pretty sure it prohibits men having sex with children and the elderly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: As for Roops, she couldn't hack the pace and won't come out to play anymore. Sorry, flogging a dead horse has limited appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet you came like a punched icing bag. The though of CGAS hanging himself? I should fucking say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm not sure that the Quran says anything of the sort. My understanding that amongst other things, Islam expressly forbid sex outside of marriage and so by implication rape and paedophilia. I'm pretty sure it prohibits men having sex with children and the elderly. Please, CGAS only deals in facts. None of which he has the time or inclination to present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Isn't this a victimless crime? Or would the Co-op be the victim as he broke in? Or perhaps he just likes his girlfriends to smell of Eau - De - formaldehyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: @King Billy, not only have I removed one of your posts due to libellous content, I'm also issuing a formal warning. Please acquaint yourself with the site rules before posting again. Please can you let me know which post you have removed so I can learn what is and is not acceptable, as I am a newcomer to this site. Without knowing what post caused the problem it is difficult to change things. However please accept my apologies unreservedly. Yours sincerely K B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you ever noticed that “New York” rhymes with “Jew Pork” (although only if you say “Pork” like a spastic would)? Just noticed it this very second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm not sure that the Quran says anything of the sort. My understanding that amongst other things, Islam expressly forbid sex outside of marriage and so by implication rape and paedophilia. I'm pretty sure it prohibits men having sex with children and the elderly. How do you explain this: Qur’an 33:50—O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war And this.... Sahih Muslim 3384—Jabir bin Abdullah reported that a person asked Allah’s Apostle saying: I have a slave-girl and I practice azl with her, whereupon Allah’s Messenger said: This cannot prevent that which Allah has decreed. The person then came (after some time) and said: Messenger of Allah, the slave-girl about whom I talked to you has conceived, whereupon Allah’s Messenger said: I am the servant of Allah and His Messenger. Now Mo the false prophet shagged Aisha when she was 9 years old. The teachings of Islam clearly state that Muhammad should be emulated whenever possible. Comments please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Sorry, flogging a dead horse has limited appeal. Is it still your position that Men and Women are treated equally by the courts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Please can you let me know which post you have removed so I can learn what is and is not acceptable, as I am a newcomer to this site. Without knowing what post caused the problem it is difficult to change things. However please accept my apologies unreservedly. Yours sincerely K B The warning was given for a Rule 12 infarction. I deleted a post because you inserted the sobriquet "babysitter" between the fore and surname of a person well known in the public domain. You then went on to accuse him of being a nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: How do you explain this: Qur’an 33:50—O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war And this.... Sahih Muslim 3384—Jabir bin Abdullah reported that a person asked Allah’s Apostle saying: I have a slave-girl and I practice azl with her, whereupon Allah’s Messenger said: This cannot prevent that which Allah has decreed. The person then came (after some time) and said: Messenger of Allah, the slave-girl about whom I talked to you has conceived, whereupon Allah’s Messenger said: I am the servant of Allah and His Messenger. Now Mo the false prophet shagged Aisha when she was 9 years old. The teachings of Islam clearly state that Muhammad should be emulated whenever possible. Comments please... This is where Allah had given permission to The Prophet to marry more than four wives which was forbidden to ordinary mortals. It had nothing to do with sanctioning rape or paedophilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Is it still your position that Men and Women are treated equally by the courts? Where did I say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: This is where Allah had given permission to The Prophet to marry more than four wives which was forbidden to ordinary mortals. It had nothing to do with sanctioning rape or paedophilia. And Aisha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: The warning was given for a Rule 12 infarction. I deleted a post because you inserted the sobriquet "babysitter" between the fore and surname of a person well known in the public domain. You then went on to accuse him of being a nonce. Ok duly noted. I will endeavour to be more careful in future. Thanks for your quick response. KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: And Aisha? Ah, "The Mother of the Believers" It was one of the six Hadith, not the Quran that suggested she was 6 when she married, but other holy books disagree. Maybe you should change your handle to "Don't Know Shit" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve just jizzed. I've just jazzed. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Please can you let me know which post you have removed so I can learn what is and is not acceptable, as I am a newcomer to this site. Without knowing what post caused the problem it is difficult to change things. However please accept my apologies unreservedly. Yours sincerely K B 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Ok duly noted. I will endeavour to be more careful in future. Thanks for your quick response. KB Have some dignity for God sake, you snivelling, obsequious fucking worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @King Billy, not only have I removed one of your posts due to libellous content, I'm also issuing a formal warning. Please acquaint yourself with the site rules before posting again. He's done it so many times how many chances does he have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 @Couldn't give a shit Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Ah, "The Mother of the Believers" It was one of the six Hadith, not the Quran that suggested she was 6 when she married, but other holy books disagree. Maybe you should change your handle to "Don't Know Shit" The general consensus is that the marriage was consummated when she was 9 and I referred to Islamic teaching, not the Koran specifically, so shut the fuck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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