Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 U.K. Moslems should buy a Turkey, a tree, exchange presents and join in. Or leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: U.K. Moslems should buy a Turkey, a tree, exchange presents and join in. Or leave. You missed the joint of pork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 Oh come come, Punky. I’m sure you know a few men called Mohammed who would stuff your turkey for you if you ask nicely, say, on your knees. They might even pull your cracker if you put that nice Santa outfit on. Try a Rochdale Taxi rank. Merry Christmas you sad little Cuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: U.K. Moslems should buy a Turkey, a tree, exchange presents and join in. Or leave. Fuck that. It's bad enough traipsing around shops full of the usual slack-jawed gawpers, bedazzled by flashing lights and filled with a bloodlust that won't be satisfied until they've got their grubby paws on the latest Michael McIntyre DVD. The last thing I want at this time of year is an extra 2.5 million rag heads stinking up HMV and Boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 Oh fuck off with this stupid old chestnut, who really gives a fuck if some brainwashed raghead celebrates this stupid pagan festival. It's all a load of bollocks..and bollocks to it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 Change the fucking record Punky! Ffs, Christmas is an exercise in utter cuntfuckery and a display of the very worst in human nature; Greed, hypocrisy, cruelty, and the entire thing ought to be taken out and set a light. I don't care if they have a towel on their fucking head or a tumor, the excess and gluttony have gone on too long. Time to end this charade of good cheer, and carnival of idiocy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 I was going to nominate the exact opposite. Muslims Who Celebrate Christmas. Just because you've got a big, daft beard (and that's just the women), it doesn't give you the fucking right to jump in on the traditional fortnight piss up and straighteners outside the work's do. When I start dieting during fucking Ramadan and chopping clits off on a Friday, you can start panic buying unwanted shite on Christmas Eve. If I ever muscle in on the rape-above-kebab-shop scene feel fucking free to stand in a queue at TK fucking Maxx attempting to buy a radio playing rubber duck with me. Until such a fucking time - Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Change the fucking record Punky! Ffs, Christmas is an exercise in utter cuntfuckery and a display of the very worst in human nature; Greed, hypocrisy, cruelty, and the entire thing ought to be taken out and set a light. I don't care if they have a towel on their fucking head or a tumor, the excess and gluttony have gone on too long. Time to end this charade of good cheer, and carnival of idiocy. Fuck off. I hope you’re going to an appropriate Christmas service on Christmas Day. You should should follow the example of our Monarch you heathen pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you’re going to an appropriate Christmas service on Christmas Day. You should should follow the example of our Monarch you heathen pleb. That's MISTER Heathen Pleb to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I hope you’re going to an appropriate Christmas service on Christmas Day. You should should follow the example of our Monarch you heathen pleb. Fuck off, you tiresome imbecile. Every Christmas you come out with the same tedious shit. Stick your catholic religion up the tattered remains of your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off, you tiresome imbecile. Every Christmas you come out with the same tedious shit. Stick your catholic religion up the tattered remains of your arse. How many avatars of posters on here are you going to hijack you ridiculous wanker ? Have you bought your cheap frozen turkey yet ? You’ll probably stuff it with fish fingers and beans you fucking cretin... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many avatars of posters on here are you going to hijack you ridiculous wanker ? Have you bought your cheap frozen turkey yet ? You’ll probably stuff it with fish fingers and beans you fucking cretin... lol. Punky, if you persist with this line of utter shite, I might have to start chatting with Pen again. You're beginning to make that slack jawed faggot look interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 Jesus is a made up Roman construct. The Bible/Quaran/Talmud is just crowd control. Get over it and grow up. Fuck christmas it is for chavs and weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Jesus is a made up Roman construct. The Bible/Quaran/Talmud is just crowd control. Get over it and grow up. Fuck christmas it is for chavs and weirdos. Who made the Universe ? God did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many avatars of posters on here are you going to hijack you ridiculous wanker ? Have you bought your cheap frozen turkey yet ? You’ll probably stuff it with fish fingers and beans you fucking cretin... lol. We all know what you’ll be stuffing this year. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many avatars of posters on here are you going to hijack you ridiculous wanker ? He's got a point @Iam Ape. Change your avatar please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He's got a point @Iam Ape. Change your avatar please. Cry baby wanker @Earl of Punkape. Edited December 20, 2018 by Iam Ape Can’t change until I’m home - so fuck off until later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Cry baby wanker @Earl of Punkape. Do as you’re told serf. lolol. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: We all know what you’ll be stuffing this year. lol. Fuck off. I’m having roast Swan. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Cry baby wanker @Earl of Punkape. Just change the thing, you boring cunt. Put up an original avatar, maybe a tin of curried beans. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Just change the thing, you boring cunt. Put up an original avatar, maybe a tin of curried beans. lol Have you got the Cassoulet on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you got the Cassoulet on ? Yes, my geese demand the best. What do Tesco turkeys eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Just change the thing, you boring cunt. Put up an original avatar, maybe a tin of curried beans. lol Fucking hell, the most unoriginal, repetitive wanker on CC wants me to use something original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: He's got a point @Iam Ape. Change your avatar please. Not any point I'm seeing, fuck him, the faux posh-boy, Pope-loving fuckwit. On a semi-related note, you might as well delete Rule 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m having roast Swan. Fuck off. You misspelled schwanz! Sorted, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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