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U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

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48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not any point I'm seeing, fuck him, the faux posh-boy, Pope-loving fuckwit. 

On a semi-related note, you might as well delete Rule 7.

To be honest, Ceebs, the whole rules thing come across as somewhat arbitrary. I've just checked, and no fucking where does it suggest you can't make jokes about Keith Bennett, yet I've had several pulled. I don't remember any outcry on the  Corner when one of Cameron's minister's referred to UKIP as "swivel-eyed loons", yet you try calling that potty mouthed cunt Harvey Price the same and you'll soon fucking know about it. Despite it being literally true.

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9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

U.K. Moslems should buy a Turkey, a tree, exchange presents and join in.

Or leave.

Just leave.

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7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Who made the Universe ?

God did.

So you are a chav and a weirdo then.

Why does the universe need a creator, Sunday school dropout?

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3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Who created the Universe?

"I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space..."

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3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Who created the Universe?

Astrophysics created the universe, you deluded fucking cretin.

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3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Who created the Universe?

Who says it was created?  You're asking the unprovable.  Why don't you just ask where your little imaginary friend in the sky lives?  The universe existed and life as we know it evolved from slimy plankton....with the exception of your good self, you've remained true to original form.  

Imbecile.  

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3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space..."

 

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1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

A new avatar I see.

Next time do as you are told straight away peasant.

lol.

You forgot to tell him that god created astrophysics.

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36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Who created the Universe?

Did she? Oh!

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On 12/20/2018 at 1:39 PM, Alfie Noakes said:

Jesus is a made up Roman construct.

The Bible/Quaran/Talmud is just crowd control.

Get over it and grow up.

Fuck christmas it is for chavs and weirdos.

Jesus did exist, i know this because it's written in the new testament....oh sorry, that was created several years after Jesus died to keep the masses timid as the old testament was way too violent and was similar to the Quaran. Oh sorry again, the Quaran stole a lot of the nasty stuff from the old testament.

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On 12/21/2018 at 5:18 PM, Fender777 said:

Jesus did exist, i know this because it's written in the new testament....oh sorry, that was created several years after Jesus died to keep the masses timid as the old testament was way too violent and was similar to the Quaran. Oh sorry again, the Quaran stole a lot of the nasty stuff from the old testament.

The original Mecca was not in what i now Saudi Arabia. It was somewhere where Olives grew so likely somewhere near the Mediterranean coast.

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On 12/20/2018 at 1:31 PM, Earl of Punkape said:

How many avatars of posters on here are you going to hijack you ridiculous wanker ?

Have you bought your cheap frozen turkey yet ? You’ll probably stuff it with fish fingers and beans you fucking cretin...

lol.

What’s wrong with that? Breakfast of champions?

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50 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Epic of Gilgamesh stuff?

 

The epic of Gilgamesh is around 5000 years old .Enlil is contemporaneous and is still talked about at 1500 bce 

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