Roadkill Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: @Earl Albert of Ross, I feel a bit guilty about this 'cos you've given me 4 likes this evening. Normally I don't put in an appearance at The Corner on Saturday night as because its usually party night, but with Xmas I have party fatigue so its a night home for me, also having just giggled through the Indonesian gangster gore fest "The Night Comes for Us" on Netflix with my (adult) kids (before that, we also watched Centurion, also on Netflix) I have a need for violence. Albert, for your comfort and convenience I going to rest you for a few hours 'cos you're not contributing much to the discourse and you're making a pratt of yourself. Cya tomorrow. Have you seen Oldboy, Roops? Might be your kind of thing. Not as gory particularly (just got to that bit where he's brained a guy with a pair of pool balls in The Night Comes for US - fucking brilliant stuff) but it has some pretty iconic fight scenes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 I'm curious, if four likes will get Albert 24 hours off, I wonder what a full days allotment will buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Have you seen Oldboy, Roops? Might be your kind of thing. Not as gory particularly (just got to that bit where he's brained a guy with a pair of pool balls in The Night Comes for US - fucking brilliant stuff) but it has some pretty iconic fight scenes: I saw this about ten years ago, I remember it more for the original plot. Also seen the poorer American version couple of years ago on Film4 I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 13 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: ...wanker dreamer cunt! Sounds like one of those aboriginal creation myths. I can just picture you as a thick as pigshit, bone through the nose, moonshine addicted waste of leathery skin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I saw this about ten years ago, I remember it more for the original plot. Also seen the poorer American version couple of years ago on Film4 I think. Yeah the twist at the end is a proper shocker - in more ways than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: Have you seen Oldboy, Roops? Might be your kind of thing. Not as gory particularly (just got to that bit where he's brained a guy with a pair of pool balls in The Night Comes for US - fucking brilliant stuff) but it has some pretty iconic fight scenes: Pile of shit. Fucking child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Fucking child. Fuck off back to the Alps, Frank. Don't come back this time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Fucking child. I know someone else who posts film clips. Glass house inhabiting, stone throwing idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Fucking child. Here's a corridor scene featuring an actual child. Everyone try not to get turned on... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a corridor scene featuring an actual child. Everyone try not to get turned on... I'm sure you've already hacked Reptile's webcam, but in case you haven't, I'd like to say it's too late. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I know someone else who posts film clips. Is that what they are? I just thought they were delusional narcissistic snippets of cretinism posted by a cunt of a has-been masquerading as a thrice widowed cancer suffering fuckwit. So, cheers for the heads up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm sure you've already hacked Reptile's webcam, but in case you haven't, I'd like to say it's too late. That's brony Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a corridor scene featuring an actual child. Everyone try not to get turned on... Did you literally just post that to set up Shrek for a cheap paedo jibe at my expense? Fucking hell Morcambe and Wise had nothing on you two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Did you literally just post that to set up Shrek for a cheap paedo jibe at my expense? Fuck's sake, pal, what's the weather like on Planet Paranoid? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck's sake, pal, what's the weather like on Planet Paranoid? It's fucking awful bawsy. The raindrops call me a suspicious little cunt, in morse code, as they patter against the windowpane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking awful bawsy. The raindrops call me a suspicious little cunt, in morse code, as they patter against the windowpane. That's nothing Eric, if I told you about the YouTube channel they have on you; the countless hidden cameras and microphones....errr......my mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's nothing Eric, if I told you about the YouTube channel they have on you; the countless hidden cameras and microphones....errr......my mistake. I've known they've been watching me for years. I just can't prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've known they've been watching me for years. I just can't prove it. Watch for beige Vauxhall Corsa's following you. That's their preferred surveillance vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 26/12/2018 at 19:28, Witheredscrote said: I would give you all my 'likes' for this, if I had tme. And I'd immediately grass you. Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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