Guest Gareth Hunt Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Probably a nice enough fellah, for a bender, but fuck me, his inability to pronounce "R"s pwoperly does my nut in. In fact, what is it with nature pwesenters and gweenie types, genewally, that makes the cunts unable to pwonounce their "R"s? It is an amazingly common defect with these cunts to the point where I'm starting to think it must be part of the job spec. Well, call me old school, but I hold the view that if your job is to communicate, you should be able to do it without coming over all mong. Gareth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Who the fuck are you? Can you pronounce an "r"? Get real, you fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 19 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Who the fuck are you? Can you pronounce an "r"? Get real, you fantasist. He's a bit of s pwat wossy, a bit of a pwat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Not half the cunt that is Ben Fogle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 21 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Probably a nice enough fellah, for a bender, but fuck me, his inability to pronounce "R"s pwoperly does my nut in. In fact, what is it with nature pwesenters and gweenie types, genewally, that makes the cunts unable to pwonounce their "R"s? It is an amazingly common defect with these cunts to the point where I'm starting to think it must be part of the job spec. Well, call me old school, but I hold the view that if your job is to communicate, you should be able to do it without coming over all mong. Gareth. On a similar note, I hear Paul O'Grady's been struggling with the letter D, so in the spirit of inclusive programming and in recognition of his admiration for swarthy types, ITV has agreed to commission his next series, For the love of Wogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Trumpton Bacon said: On a similar note, I hear Paul O'Grady's been struggling with the letter D, so in the spirit of inclusive programming and in recognition of his admiration for swarthy types, ITV has agreed to commission his next series, For the love of Wogs. Homebase phoned, trumpton. They want their crowbar back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 5 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Not half the cunt that is Ben Fogle. I can't stand that 'Tim nice but dim' cunt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: Homebase phoned, trumpton. They want their crowbar back. I thought of the 'love of wogs' angle a while ago, but resisted using it for this very reason, it can't be done without it looking like a shoehorn job, and a bit Colin Hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't stand that 'Tim nice but dim' cunt either. He named one of his chiildren "LUDO" .. WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 I suppose it's better than "Pieface" Although I do believe Katie Price nearly started this trend when she contemplated calling one of her sprogs "Guess Who?" in relation to the unknown parentage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I suppose it's better than "Pieface" Although I do believe Katie Price nearly started this trend when she contemplated calling one of her sprogs "Guess Who?" in relation to the unknown parentage. Back in the late 1960s we had a girl with a "dusky complexion" who worked in the reprographic department. Her name was Iwanda" which was said to refer to the fact that her mother had doubts as to which American GI was her father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 13 hours ago, scotty said: Homebase phoned, trumpton. They want their crowbar back. Fuck off, it's Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: it can't be done without it looking like a shoehorn job, and a bit Colin Hunt. Very true Eric. I've been nesting on that one for a while, tenuous as it is, I'm glad to have finally discharged it. Frankly, it’s been a worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 On 12/29/2018 at 11:00 PM, Gareth Hunt said: nice enough fellah, for a bender For over ten years Packham has been in a relationship with Charlotte Corney, owner of the Isle of Wight Zoo, although the couple live separately. Just sayin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommyknowit Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Arsehole, not into Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Thanks for that. You're an avalanche of repartee aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 23 hours ago, Tommyknowit said: Arsehole, not into Cunts Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you? Tommy no wit. Apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tommy no wit. Apparently. Any bets as to who the fucker is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any bets as to who the fucker is? I reckon it'll just be a one post wonder, clogging up the arse end of the member list for 6 months. Won't be long before Ding, Manky and Gobbie get buried at sea either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 23/04/2019 at 18:21, Tommyknowit said: Arsehole, not into Cunts You utter fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 I see the cunt is getting involved in the NDR ring road debate.Fuck him and his love of bats,Its been proven that the bat crossings on this and the A11 by-pass were a waste of fucking money yet the cunt still throws a wobbly about disturbing these upside down shit magnets.Im sure they'll find somewhere else to go to in the vast Norfolk countryside you odious little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: I see the cunt is getting involved in the NDR ring road debate.Fuck him and his love of bats,Its been proven that the bat crossings on this and the A11 by-pass were a waste of fucking money yet the cunt still throws a wobbly about disturbing these upside down shit magnets.Im sure they'll find somewhere else to go to in the vast Norfolk countryside you odious little prick. Does he still keep his dead poodle in the freezer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 56 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Does he still keep his dead poodle in the freezer? Sounds fairly standard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: I see the cunt is getting involved in the NDR ring road debate.Fuck him and his love of bats,Its been proven that the bat crossings on this and the A11 by-pass were a waste of fucking money yet the cunt still throws a wobbly about disturbing these upside down shit magnets.Im sure they'll find somewhere else to go to in the vast Norfolk countryside you odious little prick. It's where I live, everybody's worrying about a family of hedgehogs being disturbed by a planned pathway through a Greenspace. I've told them "I'll take care of them". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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