Neil Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts Well, maybe if you'd set a better example as a parent.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts Still must be tighter than Punkape's arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 22 minutes ago, Neil said: Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts So says Norfolk's answer to Ariel Castro. Keep your terrifying rape-mumblings to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: So says Norfolk's answer to Ariel Castro. Keep your terrifying rape-mumblings to yourself. I bet that it's not as big as your mouth 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 19 hours ago, Neil said: Her fanny must be like a fucking wheelie bin,fucking doley cunts They really are a bunch of inbred fucking mongs. I believe 2/3 of the brood are now of reproducing age, and inbreeding seems to be the norm, it would be best for a chemical castration or sterilisation bomb be detonated at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 I imagine that these days, immediately following the first scan, it's necessary to sew her fanny up in order to prevent the foetus from free falling from her hideously oversized wet leather bucket before the end of the first trimester. Cunts like this make me begrudge paying a single penny in tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I imagine that these days, immediately following the first scan, it's necessary to sew her fanny up in order to prevent the foetus from free falling from her hideously oversized wet leather bucket before the end of the first trimester. Alternatively, it may be more akin to the Thai cave rescue, where a number of highly trained professionals have to don specialist scuba gear and head in with submersibles and ropes in order to pull several children off, er, I mean out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: They really are a bunch of inbred fucking mongs. I believe 2/3 of the brood are now of reproducing age, and inbreeding seems to be the norm, it would be best for a chemical castration or sterilisation bomb be detonated at once. The worrying thing is, she was 13 when she shelled their first pea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Alternatively, it may be more akin to the Thai cave rescue, where a number of highly trained professionals have to don specialist scuba gear and head in with submersibles and ropes in order to pull several children off, er, I mean out. Careful Mr. Musk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The worrying thing is, she was 13 when she shelled their first pea. Indeed. I thought there were laws about age and indiscriminate breeding. Apparently, those laws are selective. I'm out of likes, Gyppo. I'd have given one for the well reasoned and seasoned cunting in that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 19 hours ago, nocti said: Careful Mr. Musk! Elon knows what he's doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Elon knows what he's doing. I can't wait for the day that fucking thing crashes into the ISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Elon knows what he's doing. I do wish they'd give Stig's colour scheme an upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I can't wait for the day that fucking thing crashes into the ISS. You spelt ISIS wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Where the fuck do they all live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, cuntspotter said: Where the fuck do they all live? In a giant fucking shoe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Boom tish......Eye theng yew, we’re here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Boom tish......Eye theng yew, we’re here all week! Time for a P45 forthcoming, sad life, missing the tradesmen's day remark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Time for a P45 forthcoming, sad life, missing the tradesmen's day remark! Tough crowd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Tough crowd We're all bastards, Spotto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Tough crowd The Dad is the boss of a pie firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 She most likely has a fanny like a yeti's welly by now. Her successive kids must have to abseil down the cunt's uterus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 2:07 PM, Cuntybaws said: In a giant fucking shoe? That would have to be Italy, shaped like a boot. You can't fit that much defective genetic shit in one shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 7:32 PM, cuntspotter said: Tough crowd They have their own bakers business. I'm not saying anything about 'buns in oven' etc. I'll let some other cunt say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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