Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 @Neil What say you to this one? This bird has down syndrome but is quite adept at gymnastics, and aspires to be a model. One parent had to have good genes, so interable or handicapable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Neil What say you to this one? This bird has down syndrome but is quite adept at gymnastics, and aspires to be a model. One parent had to have good genes, so interable or handicapable? You're playing a dangerous game here, Wiz. Sure you'll probably get an incredibly flexible shag in exchange for a Happy Meal toy and colouring book, but what happens when she inevitably mistakes your bellend for a strawberry? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You're playing a dangerous game here, Wiz. Sure you'll probably get an incredibly flexible shag in exchange for a Happy Meal toy and colouring book, but what happens when she inevitably mistakes your bellend for a strawberry? Considering downs sufferers are notoriously highly sexed, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to give her any of those fat crayons. I can't believe I'm actually participating in the piss take of a poor innocent girl, born with massive disadvantages, who, ironically, will probably go on to achieve more than most of us on here. Shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're playing a dangerous game here, Wiz. Sure you'll probably get an incredibly flexible shag in exchange for a Happy Meal toy and colouring book, but what happens when she inevitably mistakes your bellend for a strawberry? That's precisely why I'm asking Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering downs sufferers are notoriously highly sexed, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to give her any of those fat crayons. I can't believe I'm actually participating in the piss take of a poor innocent girl, born with massive disadvantages, who, ironically, will probably go on to achieve more than most of us on here. Shit. Liked. We're doing the work of the righteous, Eric. We're breaking stereotypes and barriers opening new doors to the spazzers....err...special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering downs sufferers are notoriously highly sexed, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to give her any of those fat crayons. I can't believe I'm actually participating in the piss take of a poor innocent girl, born with massive disadvantages, who, ironically, will probably go on to achieve more than most of us on here. Shit. You're just feeling the after effects of being a decent human being to Xeno. Snap out of it man! Humanity has no place within these walls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're just feeling the after effects of being a decent human being to Xeno. Snap out of it man! Humanity has no place within these walls! It's my soft side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's my soft side. I can recommend viagra. Errm, I mean a friend of mine can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I reckon I would have slept with Hitler I reckon you did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 I awake from my sick bed and find this? What the fuck did I miss?.The fact is the girl in the pic is a line that I'm going nowhere near,even perverts have boundaries.Any cunt that shouts "blackie" out of her door round here is likely to get a response that'll look like an oil slick on Google earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 47 minutes ago, Neil said: I awake from my sick bed and find this? What the fuck did I miss?.The fact is the girl in the pic is a line that I'm going nowhere near,even perverts have boundaries. Neil, any bed you inhabit can be described as a "sick" bed. And don't try to kid us. You fucking would, in a fucking heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: I awake from my sick bed and find this? What the fuck did I miss?.The fact is the girl in the pic is a line that I'm going nowhere near,even perverts have boundaries.Any cunt that shouts "blackie" out of her door round here is likely to get a response that'll look like an oil slick on Google earth Neil, you haven't seen her in her gymnastics kit yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Are you disabled ? I'm your worst nightmare. Piss off you fucking Fruitloop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Hold on a moment. In my pissed up haze I must have missed something. Did someone post a picture of themselves last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Xenominge said: I'm your worst nightmare. Piss off you fucking Fruitloop. You are indeed his worst nightmare. A female. Punkape is a rampant homosexual, catholic deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Hold on a moment. In my pissed up haze I must have missed something. Did someone post a picture of themselves last night? Yes. A pussy picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hold on a moment. In my pissed up haze I must have missed something. Did someone post a picture of themselves last night? No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hold on a moment. In my pissed up haze I must have missed something. Did someone post a picture of themselves last night? Briefly, but rest assured, Stoops has NOT returned! Although, he did portray a site whipping post brilliantly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Briefly, but rest assured, Stoops has NOT returned! Although, he did portray a site whipping post brilliantly! I missed Stoops doing it as well. Still, it'll be a novelty to have an actual woman on here instead of some disgusting creature like Pen who was born wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I missed Stoops doing it as well. Still, it'll be a novelty to have an actual woman on here instead of some disgusting creature like Pen who was born wrong. So far, Xeno has shown some potential. Not that my recommendation means anything in that regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: So far, Xeno has shown some potential. Not that my recommendation means anything in that regard. I'll tolerate her for now - just because I like her pussy... ...cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I missed Stoops doing it as well. Still, it'll be a novelty to have an actual woman on here instead of some disgusting creature like Pen who was born wrong. Stoops was a spectacular meltdown. Eavens, RK and myself and I think Wiz, spent 3 hours whipping him into a frenzy. He started trying to tell us that he was better off than all of us sad cunts because he had a super hot french girlfriend, then he posted a selfie of himself and her. They were both hideous, she looked like a caelocanth. And then half an hour later, Eavens persuaded Welsh_Cunt to call someone a nonce and get a life ban! Fuckin fantastic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I'll tolerate her for now - just because I like her pussy... ...cat. Yep. The cat won me over too. It's the spitting image of one of mine, BB. We told the vets it stood for 'Big Boy', but it actually stands for, 'Black Bastard'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stoops was a spectacular meltdown. Eavens, RK and myself and I think Wiz, spent 3 hours whipping him into a frenzy. He started trying to tell us that he was better off than all of us sad cunts because he had a super hot french girlfriend, then he posted a selfie of himself and her. They were both hideous, she looked like a caelocanth. And then half an hour later, Eavens persuaded Welsh_Cunt to call someone a nonce and get a life ban! Fuckin fantastic! Her face was like the exact opposite of the Down's girl Wiz posted - the features were just as uncanny valley, just placed differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. The cat won me over too. It's the spitting image of one of mine, BB. We told the vets it stood for 'Big Boy', but it actually stands for, 'Black Bastard'. I'm getting a black cat now - just so I have an excuse to shout racist slurs out of the back door at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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