Guest Ollyboro Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Apparently some woman in a permanent vegetative state, from the permanently vegetative state of Arizona, has given birth. Fucking Hell. Most of my early sexual conquests involved one, or both, of the combatatives being in a state of comatose, but this is a bridge too fucking far. Either a doctor, nurse, or visitor has pumped this cabbage. Or an orderly. Or Neil. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 I await the outcome of the investigation with baited breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 They could easily DNA test all possible male suspects from a month either side of the estimated conception. Or they could just save time and money and arrest the chaplain now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 49 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Apparently some woman in a permanent vegetative state, from the permanently vegetative state of Arizona, has given birth. Fucking Hell. Most of my early sexual conquests involved one, or both, of the combatatives being in a state of comatose, but this is a bridge too fucking far. Either a doctor, nurse, or visitor has pumped this cabbage. Or an orderly. Or Neil. You decide. Fucking and impregnating the vegetables or the dead sounds like something Frank would do. Since he has Withers and Bubba up his arse at all times, add two more suspects to the list. That having said, you can count on either a low wage orderly or a third rate rent a thug security cunt who couldn't pull if he had an arm cast in solid gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 The ideal woman,warm,wet and silent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: The ideal woman,warm,wet and silent But, there isn't any motion or resistance. A face cloth or her own knickers jammed in her gob then strong "duct tape" over that will provide silence, thin paracord for the wrists and ankles assure no escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Neil said: The ideal woman,warm,wet and silent Do you drive a huge yellow pickup truck with 'Pussy Wagon' painted on the sides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Mehehehe... You could say we've witnessed the first natural birth of a cabbage patch kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: They could easily DNA test all possible male suspects from a month either side of the estimated conception. Or they could just save time and money and arrest the chaplain now. Since Frank's botched suicide, I reckon he get's a lot of unwanted attention. Bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 6:24 PM, Ollyboro said: Apparently some woman in a permanent vegetative state, from the permanently vegetative state of Arizona, has given birth. Fucking Hell. Most of my early sexual conquests involved one, or both, of the combatatives being in a state of comatose, but this is a bridge too fucking far. Either a doctor, nurse, or visitor has pumped this cabbage. Or an orderly. Or Neil. You decide. Hopefully the child will go to a good Catholic home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully the child will go to a good Catholic home. Well why not? Obviously the product of another immaculate conception........ like a fucking fairy story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully the child will go to a good Catholic home. Reported. Actively encouraging paedophilia. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully the child will go to a good Catholic home. The only good Catholic... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Considering that she's been in a hospital bed for ten years, it's not really in any doubt that she's been raped by a staff member.. ..I wonder what colour it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 No idea who the Dad is, but sources tell me there’s a strange man in a gold tracksuit who has been the keenest volunteer the hospital has ever known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Are you sure this is a real thing? It really sounds like that creepy bit in Kill Bill with that male nurse and his gross tub of Vaseline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering that she's been in a hospital bed for ten years, it's not really in any doubt that she's been raped by a staff member.. ..I wonder what colour it is. The hospital bed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 31 minutes ago, Xenominge said: Are you sure this is a real thing? It really sounds like that creepy bit in Kill Bill with that male nurse and his gross tub of Vaseline... I did ask Neil if he drives a big yellow pickup truck with 'Pussy Wagon' written on it. He hasn't answered, so I assume that's an admission of guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Perhaps this gentleman in Ohio was in the area at the time... A man has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, some of whom were murder victims, while he was drunk or high on drugs. Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift. Mr Douglas told court he ‘would just get on top of them and pull my pants down’ lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I did ask Neil if he drives a big yellow pickup truck with 'Pussy Wagon' written on it. He hasn't answered, so I assume that's an admission of guilt. 'My name is Neil and I like to cop a feel" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Perhaps this gentleman in Ohio was in the area at the time... A man has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, some of whom were murder victims, while he was drunk or high on drugs. Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift. Mr Douglas told court he ‘would just get on top of them and pull my pants down’ lol. It was always women’s bodies, never men’s. Nothing queer about our Ken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It was always women’s bodies, never men’s. Nothing queer about our Ken. What about that time he dragged a guy off the next slab for a threesome? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, scotty said: What about that time he dragged a guy off the next slab for a threesome? You mean a... salad sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully the child will go to a good Catholic home. You vicious, sociopathic cunt! Wishing that on a poor defenceless child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 6:24 PM, Ollyboro said: Apparently some woman in a permanent vegetative state, from the permanently vegetative state of Arizona, has given birth. Fucking Hell. Most of my early sexual conquests involved one, or both, of the combatatives being in a state of comatose, but this is a bridge too fucking far. Either a doctor, nurse, or visitor has pumped this cabbage. Or an orderly. Or Neil. You decide. Sounds like an immaculate conception OB, the rapture is close..other news, i am thinking of becoming the patron saint of thrashaholics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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