Cunty BigBollox Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Xenominge said: The shed is already full of his old shit and apparently working in the back garden is too cold. Then why not let him have access to your front garden. It might just distract his attention from fiddling with his chopper and playing kids computer games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew you horrid little ferret of a man. I'm currently reading the new C.J. Sampson novel, 'Tombland' which is set in 16th century Norwich. What do you think about that? Fucking ace. Does it mention anything about road closures and cycle routes fucking up the transport system in the 16th century? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenominge Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Then why not let him have access to your front garden. It might just distract his attention from fiddling with his chopper and playing kids computer games. We don't have a front garden, just a narrow path that leads into a busy road. As tempting as it is to let him play in traffic I cant be bothered with all of the drama and flashing lights tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Xenominge said: We don't have a front garden, just a narrow path that leads into a busy road. As tempting as it is to let him play in traffic I cant be bothered with all of the drama and flashing lights tonight. If you’re not married you’re living in sin.....with the whole gang ..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Think yourself lucky you've landed a real man, who has a motorcycle and not a fucking barbie doll, a safe space and a trauma counsellor. Every cunt born after 1990 is a fucking chest waxing poof, and if you've found an exception, treasure him. We're a dying breed. 30 years from now, men will be extinct, replaced by Joey Essex type fairies with skinny jeans and plucked eyebrows, whining because Boots has run out of 'ankle hair remover'. Have they? Sainsbury's may have some for you. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Then why not let him have access to your front garden. It might just distract his attention from fiddling with his chopper and playing kids computer games. Listen, cunt chops. If I want to rebuild the carburettor off my shit motorbike in her living room, then I fucking well will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, Xenominge said: We don't have a front garden, just a narrow path that leads into a busy road. Poor you,It sounds ghastly,where would I park my 4 vehicles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Xenominge said: Please stop using my nomination for your own depraved fantasies. I can literally hear "Relax" pounding out of your stereo from here. Ha! Two premier league scalps in 48 hours. Be aware that when Punkape hears the instruction, 'relax', it usually means that there is a west African rentboy standing behind him, greased up and about to go elbow deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Careful Xeno, for Neil, that's two steps shy of a proposal! If this cunt digs herself any deeper a hole she'll reach the fucking core. I don't know what move is more stupid - the self doxxing or mentioning g-spots to Neil. Edited January 7, 2019 by Roadkill (temp) Nevermind, she's also engaged Fender in conversation about his claw hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I presume you cunts are taking the piss out of this wanker pretending to be a bird. Bike parts on the floor and playing x box is such a lazy stereotype only a bloke could dream that up. Another sad multi id tosspot with nothing better to do. Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I presume you cunts are taking the piss out of this wanker pretending to be a bird. Bike parts on the floor and playing x box is such a lazy stereotype only a bloke could dream that up. Another sad multi id tosspot with nothing better to do. Arsehole. Au contraire. This one actually is one of those blokes with lumpy chests. She did post a photo, but you were too busy eating kebabs to see it before it was taken down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 54 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I presume you cunts are taking the piss out of this wanker pretending to be a bird. Bike parts on the floor and playing x box is such a lazy stereotype only a bloke could dream that up. Another sad multi id tosspot with nothing better to do. Arsehole. We all take the piss out of each other every day, Judge. For the record, you need to expand your horizons beyond the kebab takeaway and listen to coworkers discussing their daughters befriending the wrong types of boy; shiftless layabout, lazy fucking cunts, spending all day every day gaming. It's a real problem, and game systems are a fucking plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I have to say I wasn't entirely convinced with @Xenominge's authenticity but without evidence it was difficult to pursue this further, however, @Roadkill, did you have the young lady's permission to upload her image? Is she a visitor to your home or is she you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 @Roadkill What say you mister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I have to say I wasn't entirely convinced with @Xenominge's authenticity but without evidence it was difficult to pursue this further, however, @Roadkill, did you have the young lady's permission to upload her image? Is she a visitor to your home or is she you? It's a fair cop. I'll explain in PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Xenominge said: We don't have a front garden, just a narrow path that leads into a busy road. As tempting as it is to let him play in traffic I cant be bothered with all of the drama and flashing lights tonight. Re your lack of front garden: Is a narrow path leading into a busy road a euphemism for a Brazilian or a landing strip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Queefer said: Re your lack of front garden: Is a narrow path leading into a busy road a euphemism for a Brazilian or a landing strip? Queefer old bean, as much as I appreciate a nicely timed rude question, I have learned something about CC...as a female member a question like that, and you might just get an answer, strings attached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Xenominge said: They say a man's g-spot is located up his arsehole. Would you like me to find yours with a power drill? That sort of talk only gets Neill horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You were doing really well as one of the lads. Don't start getting all cunty now. He/she seems fucking familiar. Or am I just being paranoid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He/she seems fucking familiar. Or am I just being paranoid? No, you weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's a fair cop. I'll explain in PM. You'll explain in public, matey, or you'll get your crayons stuffed into every orifice you possess, including a few new ones that are carved specially for the occasion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Ok, Xenominge has been removed from the site and @Roadkill is taking an enforced rest for a few months. Explanations given were unsatisfactory on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 47 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ok, Xenominge has been removed from the site and @Roadkill is taking an enforced rest for a few months. Explanations given were unsatisfactory on so many levels. In the interests of transparency, and also because I'm a nosey fucking cunt, what were the explanations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: In the interests of transparency, and also because I'm a nosey fucking cunt, what were the explanations? Would it improve your life to know the explanations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Would it improve your life to know the explanations? It'd certainly make more interesting reading than the absolute drivel you flood the site with from dawn to dusk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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