Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: The RK character has always been weak. He started out as a paper shield to Eric’s dead wife hysterics, shortly followed by a very public meltdown over Bawsey’s plagiarised quote.. ‘I know where you live’. A stupid little bee-in-his-bonnet talentless faggot. Very much like you then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Tim? God damn it, Tim, I'm a third rate scientist not an elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Frank said: If you pot 6 reds and 6 blacks, then go in-off on the final pink, what’s your score? Twelvety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: God damn it, Tim, I'm a third rate scientist not an elevator. The latest New Scientist is out tomorrow and I will be perusing it to see if Tim is mentioned anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 6:00 PM, Guest Xenominge said: Just got home from work to find my boyfriend's motorbike spread across my living room floor in neat little sections like an unfortunate Mafia captive. All of the furniture has been pushed against the walls, and he's thoughtfully dragged in the stinking old tarpaulin from the shed to protect the laminate flooring. It wouldn't be so bad if he was actually working on it but he's decided pulling it apart was enough work for today and now he's playing on his x box instead. Shut the fuck up and put the tea on ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 8:37 PM, Cuntybaws said: This is why we can't have nice things. Luckily Ding is long gone, because we wouldn't want it to get really creepy. Ding needs to make a come back, his spasticitis is amazing to behold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 1/8/2019 at 12:43 PM, Frank said: If you pot 6 reds and 6 blacks, then go in-off on the final pink, what’s your score? (6R + 6B)+1Y+1G+1Br+1B = 62. 0 points for the final pink and six to your opponent. Mental arithmetic is good for dementia prevention, Francis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: (6R + 6B)+1Y+1G+1Br+1B = 62. 0 points for the final pink and six to your opponent. Mental arithmetic is good for dementia prevention, Francis. Having sat through a couple of ladies darts matches recently, I've come to the conclusion that they could improve the game by dropping the traditional format of 501 and out, and instead, just see who can hit double 1 first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Having sat through a couple of ladies darts matches recently, I've come to the conclusion that they could improve the game by dropping the traditional format of 501 and out, and instead, just see who can hit double 1 first. Reported for sexism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Having sat through a couple of ladies darts matches recently, I've come to the conclusion that they could improve the game by dropping the traditional format of 501 and out, and instead, just see who can hit double 1 first. I think the ladies game coul dbe imporved by adding an aerobic element, getting rid of the she beast behemoths, and the fit birds strip off for their match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I think the ladies game coul dbe imporved by adding an aerobic element, getting rid of the she beast behemoths, and the fit birds strip off for their match. There are a couple who aren't too offensive to the eye. The Russian bird, Anastasia Dobromyslova, and an English girl called Fallon Sherrock is quite attractive in a way, and Lorraine Winstanley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There are a couple who aren't too offensive to the eye. The Russian bird, Anastasia Dobromyslova, and an English girl called Fallon Sherrock is quite attractive in a way, and Lorraine Winstanley. I really can't see how the science of heifers works in darts. The ample flesh under arm would throw the dart off trajectory amidst the flapping. Fat boot camps for female darts, then intensive strength and conditioning training, finally, pole dancing lessons for elegance and grace of motion. They'll dominate the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 That is one sport where the women should be able to compete against men,don't think it'll happen though,might look a bit silly with no women able to even qualify for a tournament let alone win the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: That is one sport where the women should be able to compete against men,don't think it'll happen though,might look a bit silly with no women able to even qualify for a tournament let alone win the fucker. They do play the men in some BDO tournaments and a couple of PDC invitationals. Never get far though, arms too short and eyes too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They do play the men in some BDO tournaments and a couple of PDC invitationals. Never get far though, arms too short and eyes too small. Their tits get in the way of full arm follow through upon release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They do play the men in some BDO tournaments and a couple of PDC invitationals. Never get far though, arms too short and eyes too small. DNA defect...when will they fucking learn?.......A woman that can do mental arithmetic would be a start.....see,fucked before they pick up the arrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Their tits get in the way of full arm follow through upon release. I thought you were talking about the female dart players, not the blokes. I mean that big bald dutch bloke Micheal Van Rental or whatever his fucking name is, does well and he's got big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you were talking about the female dart players, not the blokes. I mean that big bald dutch bloke Micheal Van Rental or whatever his fucking name is, does well and he's got big tits. Charlie Brown and Matt Lucas's love child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Charlie Brown and Matt Lucas's love child. The only player I like is that Geordie/Aussie Paul Nicholson, only because he winds up cunts likeTed Hankey and Phil Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only player I like is that Geordie/Aussie Paul Nicholson, only because he winds up cunts likeTed Hankey and Phil Taylor. I do like him, trouble is, he's got the mouth and the psychology, but not the ability to back it up. The only cunt who got away with that was Bristow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I pitched an idea to Disney Pictures for a new Mary Poppins film but the cunts ignored it. "Mary's Pop Ins" was about the strange things Mary popped in her vagina: vegetables, office stationary, small dogs, Julie Andrews etc. There's a load of cunts at Disney Pictures.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I pitched an idea to Disney Pictures for a new Mary Poppins film but the cunts ignored it. "Mary's Pop Ins" was about the strange things Mary popped in her vagina: vegetables, office stationary, small dogs, Julie Andrews etc. There's a load of cunts at Disney Pictures.. I'm sure theres a few 'independent' film makers out there who would be interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you were talking about the female dart players, not the blokes. I mean that big bald dutch bloke Micheal Van Rental or whatever his fucking name is, does well and he's got big tits. I was talking human female not the race of Hutts on Tattooine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure theres a few 'independent' film makers out there who would be interested. I'm thinking of a small part for you gypo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm thinking of a small part for you gypo. Frank's dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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