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Arthur Fuqs-Aches

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Gaming my fucking arse. Machines trapping grannies, teenagers, immigrants, people in suits, tramps, johnsons - every poor cunt with a vulnerablility to like a bet out of their money for the last 18 years. Remeber the fug of smoke and old gits losing 50p on the dogs? I have a lumphammer somewhere unless I flooged it for a crafty bet.

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At least on the dogs / horses / sport you can win (though probably not at with the high street bookies and their online offshoots) if you know your stuff and have discipline. Even if you don't, you'll lose your money more slowly and you can have a (loose, I'll admit) sense of 'them against us' community with your fellow punters recyling their dole money on the 3.15 at Wincanton.

Fixed Odds Betting Terminals (FOBT) are the spawn of the devil, sucking money out of your wallet via your soul, in a fixed gaze, tunnel-vision, grim, 'one-on-one' dance to your inevitable (financial) death.

 

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Roulette machines should be nuked.The government are making too much money out of other people's misery to do fuck all about it.......a bit like life really

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3 minutes ago, Neil said:

Roulette machines should be nuked.The government are making too much money out of other people's misery to do fuck all about it.......a bit like life really

That's quite philosophical for you, Neil. Have you had your fill of tits for the day?

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41 minutes ago, nocti said:

That's quite philosophical for you, Neil. Have you had your fill of tits for the day?

I'm ill

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're cured

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One can only imagine the sad state of your social media presence. Facebook and Instagram accounts littered with clichéd, life affirming quotes, John Bishop jokes and soft pornography that even a 12 year old would find tame.

Either work out how to turn your safe-search off or fuck off.

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10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're cured

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I'd be dribbling over it for sure but I dont think she'd appreciate it

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2 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Gaming my fucking arse. Machines trapping grannies, teenagers, immigrants, people in suits, tramps, johnsons - every poor cunt with a vulnerablility to like a bet out of their money for the last 18 years. Remeber the fug of smoke and old gits losing 50p on the dogs? I have a lumphammer somewhere unless I flooged it for a crafty bet.

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I can count on one hand my visits to a casino or other gaming venue.  They're for the weakest willed of complete tossers.  The fact my pockets are deeper than the Laurentian Abyss and I think 1p per point backgammon is high stakes, I don't have a problem telling gambling addicts to kill themselves.  

3 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'd be dribbling over it for sure but I dont think she'd appreciate it

When did you start caring if they appreciate it?  

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43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

One can only imagine the sad state of your social media presence. Facebook and Instagram accounts littered with clichéd, life affirming quotes, John Bishop jokes and soft pornography that even a 12 year old would find tame.

Either work out how to turn your safe-search off or fuck off.

Come on @Stubby Pecker don't take this abuse from the Marsh Midget. 

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The one and only time I played on one of these FOBT was when I went to put my Irish Lottery bet on at the bookies and they had one free £2 play as a promotion. Three minutes later I'm £30 up, take winnings never to touch the fucking things again. I prefer bets where there is an actual element of uncertainty of whether you'll win or lose plus, I'm not a fucking idiot.

  • Cunt 1

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