scotty Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 5 hours ago, nocti said: Knowing you as well as I think I do Scotty, is this another euphemism? Not for nothing do I use that avatar, nocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 I suspect she's a cock-hungry she-baboon waiting for some other cunt to sweep her up out of Davros' good arm, while she spends his DLA on anal beads and catheters. Let's be honest, it's not like he's going to be sweating and grunting over her, pounding away at her hamster any time soon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Rev said: I suspect she's a cock-hungry she-baboon waiting for some other cunt to sweep her up out of Davros' good arm, while she spends his DLA on anal beads and catheters. Let's be honest, it's not like he's going to be sweating and grunting over her, pounding away at her hamster any time soon. Fucking hell! I didn't realise Tennyson was a member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Perhaps he has a big hampton, never judge a book !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 If she does fuck off with someone else, Timmy can take comfort in the fact that there’s is an army of dumb fame seeking wenches out there. Take this dim tart from Norwich who made me spit cornflakes this morning; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html I expect detailed analysis from our East Anglian correspondents. Paging @Decimus and @Neil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 5:28 PM, Alfie Noakes said: SS were nothing but a bunch of amateur boot boys compared to the NKVD. Perhaps we should have secret CC police to track down one or two on here and put a carrier bag over their heads tie them up and drown them Khmer Rouge style. I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off with secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rev said: I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off with secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. Too late .. Fender is on the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:25 PM, nocti said: Knowing you as well as I think I do Scotty, is this another euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Rev said: I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off with secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. I'll book you for our local Conservative Club 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Rev said: I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off with secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. Nothing is too much trouble for you, is it? A complete solution, tailored to the finest detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Rev said: I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off within h secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. Another silly old pervert on the loose.... You really are a dreary old sod.... Try Christian conformity and a portion of forgiveness in your life instead of satanic mantra. You silly wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another silly old pervert on the loose.... You really are a dreary old sod.... Try Christian conformity and a portions of forgiveness in your life instead of satanic mantra. You silly wanker. Been at the communion wine again you rancid old queen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Been at the communion wine again you rancid old queen? Try eating some of the chips in your avatar you greasy old bullshiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Try eating some of chips in your avatar you greasy old bullshiter. Now I have read everything, cunts corner's very own Walter Mitty calling me a bullshitter! A fucking hoi poloi inbred little dicked fantasist to boot. You do look stupid, very very stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Now I have read everything, cunts corner's very own Walter Mitty calling me a bullshitter! A fucking hoi poloi inbred little dicked fantasist to boot. You do look stupid, very very stupid. Fuck off you slimey old ferret fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Rev said: I'm up for that shit. Just send me your odds on favourites and I'll have their fucking thumbs off with secateurs, drown them in a bucket of cold dog sick and set them on fire...for a small fee. All terms and conditions apply. I've long been an admirer of yours Rev. But I must say, my own method of stun gun and brass knuckles, finished with a .357 Colt Python, is less messy. perhaps we could get together on this. Maybe I handle the bulk jobs, and you employ your methods for the high profile, YouTube executions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off you slimey old ferret fucker. Reported. Accusing a punter of bestiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Accusing a punter of bestiality. The hypocrisy of the little faggot, oh well what goes on in Lagos stays in Lagos I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 7:33 AM, Last Cunt Standing said: If she does fuck off with someone else, Timmy can take comfort in the fact that there’s is an army of dumb fame seeking wenches out there. Take this dim tart from Norwich who made me spit cornflakes this morning; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html I expect detailed analysis from our East Anglian correspondents. Paging @Decimus and @Neil From Norwich, explains everything, the batteries exploded because of the fucking webbing in the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 10:03 AM, Decimus said: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8158438/woman-dating-disabled-man-attacked-trolls-abnormal-relationship/amp/?espv=1 Look at this fucking shit, the bloke has got a better looking missus than most the men I know. Apparently, they have been the target of online trolls who question what an attractive woman is getting out of a relationship with Timmy from South Park. As far as I'm concerned, she's either severely mentally ill or has some sort of sexual fetish that involves dry humping the atrophied legs of a monkey faced spastic who shits in a bag. Fucking disgusting. I think he's stunning. I'm turning gay, just in case he ever does. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he's stunning. I'm turning gay, just in case he ever does. Looks like he has just shot his bolt or shit himself.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Looks like he has just shot his bolt or shit himself.... Probably both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably both. yeah but which one first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: yeah but which one first? Hard to say. She's playing with his tits in the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: yeah but which one first? For three thousand, beautiful, lovely pounds, I'd have to say he'd shit himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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