ratcum Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, DrCunt said: For three thousand, beautiful, lovely pounds, I'd have to say he'd shit himself. it's only a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 8:34 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I think Pen used to date this chap when they were teenagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Presumably that was before he started wearing glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably both. Shit & Jizz, probably the sluts replacement meal !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 12:28 AM, Rev said: I suspect she's a cock-hungry she-baboon waiting for some other cunt to sweep her up out of Davros' good arm, while she spends his DLA on anal beads and catheters. Let's be honest, it's not like he's going to be sweating and grunting over her, pounding away at her hamster any time soon. I have to say @Rev I enjoy your infrequent visits to these pages. I am not a particular fan of bashing the disabled, but your candid digest stands out. You truly are a cunt's cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Beast said: I have to say @Rev I enjoy your infrequent visits to these pages. I am not a particular fan of bashing the disabled, but your candid digest stands out. You truly are a cunt's cunt. Is that why Pen is shielded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Is that why Pen is shielded? white people enjoying themselves eh Wizzed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: white people enjoying themselves eh Wizzed? I don't knows mastuh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't knows mastuh! I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat wartymelon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat wartymelon? I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat button mushrooms boss ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't knows mastuh! you've never been to North Wales have you Wiz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, ratcum said: you've never been to North Wales have you Wiz? If he had, how likely is he to want to admit it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 hours ago, ratcum said: you've never been to North Wales have you Wiz? Prestatyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat button mushrooms boss ? lol. It should be ‘dem’, you illiterate cretin. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: It should be ‘dem’, you illiterate cretin. lol. Fuck off. Thanks......my knowledge of plantation slave patois is limited. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Thanks......my knowledge of plantation slave patois is limited. lol. Fuck off. It’s reassuring to know that you are occasionally capable of humour. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Thanks......my knowledge of plantation slave patois is limited. lol. Fuck off. But not of their descendants girthy jaw breakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 12 hours ago, scotty said: If he had, how likely is he to want to admit it? loving your avatar Grotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 10:03 AM, Decimus said: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8158438/woman-dating-disabled-man-attacked-trolls-abnormal-relationship/amp/?espv=1 Look at this fucking shit, the bloke has got a better looking missus than most the men I know. Apparently, they have been the target of online trolls who question what an attractive woman is getting out of a relationship with Timmy from South Park. As far as I'm concerned, she's either severely mentally ill or has some sort of sexual fetish that involves dry humping the atrophied legs of a monkey faced spastic who shits in a bag. Fucking disgusting. Or is he fucking RICH. spaz whore fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 10:40 AM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: It's called survival of the fittest you little fool. Survival of the fliddest. @Eric Cuntman, you’re welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 1:41 PM, Decimus said: Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is this disabled toilet shit? If I want to go for a nice relaxing dump and stretch my legs in the spacker section, I don’t want my masturbation time ruined by thoughts of this utter fucking raspberry bringing down the system with a pro-adult changing table movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 On 1/19/2019 at 12:17 AM, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this disabled toilet shit? If I want to go for a nice relaxing dump and stretch my legs in the spacker section, I don’t want my masturbation time ruined by thoughts of this utter fucking raspberry bringing down the system with a pro-adult changing table movement. Imagine that you'd gone to all the effort of sneaking into a disabled toilet and breaking one of societies biggest taboos. You're there minding your own business, feet splayed in front of you as you bask in the glory of a shitting experience like no other. Next thing you know, you feel a fliddy little hand tapping your gooch, and when you look down, some Stubbyesque spastic is squirming about at the bottom of the pan gnawing on one of your nuggets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Imagine that you'd gone to all the effort of sneaking into a disabled toilet and breaking one of societies biggest taboos. You're there minding your own business, feet splayed in front of you as you bask in the glory of a shitting experience like no other. Next thing you know, you feel a fliddy little hand tapping your gooch, and when you look down, some Stubbyesque spastic is squirming about at the bottom of the pan gnawing on one of your nuggets. I absolutely fucking hate mongs. They should be drowned at birth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/15/2019 at 7:47 PM, ratcum said: you've never been to North Wales have you Wiz? I'm taking Scotty's advice and staying quiet. I mostly try to avoid bashing the Welsh...mostly. Some of them are SPECTACULARLY thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm taking Scotty's advice and staying quiet. I mostly try to avoid bashing the Welsh...mostly. Some of them are SPECTACULARLY thick. I told Katherine Jenkins my nob was Owain Glyndwr's sword. She immediately fell on it, arse first fortunately, shouting "I'm not worthy". I stood my ground and refused to be intimidated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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