camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You need to tell us a bit about yourself Crab so you can be properly welcomed into the Cuntscorner community... He's a crushed Asian Sorry, a crustacean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: Can I join you? I love a nice cunt. I'm not too sure about you. You seem like a bit of a pervy, creepy, sinister little deviant cunt. Welcome! 🤗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 12:39 PM, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. Tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 19:11, DrCunt said: Tits. itch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Crab said: itch Itch ? What on earth are you going on about you ridiculous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 A cunt modelled on a bird box intrigues me, especially if it was a tit box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: A cunt modelled on a bird box intrigues me, especially if it was a tit box What about a flycatcher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: itch Do you have crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 22 hours ago, Fatty said: ? Eddy hasn’t got a cock dickhead, read between the lines, he is a she ffs!!!!! True. It would be a disservice to describe the jet black, just about the knee swinging member that Eddie carries around as a mere cock. Especially when he slaps you round the face with it a dozen times then rams it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: True. It would be a disservice to describe the jet black, just about the knee swinging member that Eddie carries around as a mere cock. Especially when he slaps you round the face with it a dozen times then rams it up your arse. Have you got any bat boxes Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: True. It would be a disservice to describe the jet black, just about the knee swinging member that Eddie carries around as a mere cock. Especially when he slaps you round the face with it a dozen times then rams it up your arse. Has Frank been sending you his diary entries through PM? Report the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 21/01/2019 at 21:11, Wizardsleeve said: Has Frank been sending you his diary entries through PM? Report the cunt! Snitch not itch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 18/01/2019 at 15:11, The Bishop said: Claw Hammr or Gas Axe for Fatty? Why not both, then some time on the breaking wheel while the fat cunt bleeds out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 11:12, Fatty said: ? Eddy hasn’t got a cock dickhead, read between the lines, he is a she ffs!!!!! Can't argue with that, Ed's never proved he /she has any balls on this site. Does it suck your tiny winkle sometimes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 22/01/2019 at 12:01, Crab said: Snitch not itch. Stupid cunt, you can't even use a picture of a real fucking crab. Do you always go small??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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