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Guest judgetwi
38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

They should bring back national service and compulsory elocution lessons for such deviants.

 

National Service? And what would you do in the Army faux Poshboy?

You don’t think they would let a liar and bullshitter like you be an officer do you? You have to have integrity for that.

 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
59 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

National Service? And what would you do in the Army faux Poshboy?

You don’t think they would let a liar and bullshitter like you be an officer do you? You have to have integrity for that.

 

He would do what he always does, find a suitable stall in the latrine, cut out a hole, and wait for every lonely new recruit to lift their spirits.  

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Guest Erroreptile404
On 1/14/2019 at 5:51 PM, Eric Cuntman said:

He's been very quiet lately. About once a month, he pops up, spazzes out on the cunt button, asks me if I'm drinking meths in a bus shelter, calls Wiz a cunt, and then gets back in his gimp crate.

No fucking fun anymore.

He's probably getting electroshock therapy in Broadmoor hence his sporadic logins.

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22 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Do you remember that craze where cunts were dressing up as clowns, jumping out on people and scaring the shit out of them?

I think it lasted until some wanker got his bollocks kicked up into his throat.

They should bring that back.

There's those cunts that run along the top edge of 30 storey buildings and sometimes fall to their deaths. 

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Guest Erroreptile404
7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's those cunts that run along the top edge of 30 storey buildings and sometimes fall to their deaths. 

Parkour or free running! Base jumping is also a good one.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
41 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

He's probably getting electroshock therapy in Broadmoor hence his sporadic logins.

We can only hope.  Of course, we can also hope he's getting buggered to death by the Renfield types in the isolation cells.  

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On 1/12/2019 at 12:39 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981

If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree.  Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. 

Shit film.  Shit storyline, Badly acted, shit ending in the blind people’s home, just ruined it for all those who haven’t seen this shit.

what a cunt

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On 1/14/2019 at 10:57 PM, judgetwi said:

National Service? And what would you do in the Army faux Poshboy?

You don’t think they would let a liar and bullshitter like you be an officer do you? You have to have integrity for that.

 

No you just need a posh voice, a stutter, ruddy cheeks and ginger floppy hair.  With those credentials, Major rank potential at least.

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9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Malkovich was good. 

He was fucking bang average.  He has far more range to be playing a bit part alcoholic who doesn’t trust anybody and that turns out to be good advice as the new guy opens the windows and doors and Malc gets exposed in the garage with the door opening.

ooops ruined it again

what a cunt.

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Guest judgetwi
12 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

No you just need a posh voice, a stutter, ruddy cheeks and ginger floppy hair.  With those credentials, Major rank potential at least.

Hold on mouth almighty. I thought your grandad was the stoic officer in the Japanese POW camp who left it to you to brag about his heroism? When questioned about how a working class rich boy made good like you could have an officer grandad back then you claimed they let any old cunt in.

70 odd years later only posh boys can be officers. You may have watched Bridge on the River Kwai many times but you need to get your story straight.

Pisshead, braggart fucking wanker.

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On 1/18/2019 at 1:04 PM, Fender777 said:

Is that the best you have to offer, it's about time you brought something to this site..think about it in between sucks of Ed's cock.???

? Eddy hasn’t got a cock dickhead, read between the lines, he is a she ffs!!!!!

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