camberwell gypsy 3,700 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fatty 243 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. Cunt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 3,700 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Cunt Has Wordsworth just joined us? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fatty 243 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Has Wordsworth just joined us? 😆 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alfie Noakes 2,138 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Has Wordsworth just joined us? Comparing fatty to Wordsworth is like comparing William Shakespeare to Jeffrey Archer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dawn Chorus 731 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Fatty said: Cunt I thought that you were on a 400 year ban? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dawn Chorus 731 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. TBH aren't muslim full veil women drivers doing this every day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cunty BigBollox 367 Report post Posted January 12, 2019 I emulated the film BEFORE going to see it and I must say it was uneventful and dark in my blindfold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 287 Report post Posted January 13, 2019 Blindfolded is probably the best way to watch any film that Sandra Bullock is involved with! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Decimus 7,536 Report post Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, cooze said: Blindfolded is probably the best way to watch any film that Sandra Bullock is involved with! True. But I still imagine that you had a little peek and play whenever the big black fella was on screen during 'The Blind Side'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 287 Report post Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/13/2019 at 12:22 PM, Decimus said: True. But I still imagine that you had a little peek and play whenever the big black fella was on screen during 'The Blind Side'. As I said, when Bullock's name is mentioned I can usually find a wall that needs staring at, or notice that the grass is growing rather slowly. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wizardsleeve 2,712 Report post Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 7:39 AM, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. There have been a lot of headlines about these cunts gyps. One drove his cuntmobile into the front of a small restaurant. Sadly, he lived Perhaps the film has subliminal messaging prompting the thicker specimens in their herd to blindfold themselves, but they only got half of the message in, "blindfold yourself, then stand in front of a firing squad." Fucking Hollyweird, can't trust them to get anything right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake The Muss 691 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 12:46 PM, Fatty said: Cunt Love to hear about your long stay in hospital trying this, you fat lump of offal. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake The Muss 691 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 12:39 PM, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46846981 If anyone hasn't seen the film "Bird box', don't worry it's crap. It stars ropy actress Sandra Bullock and it's about having to go around blindfolded because something makes people suicidal when they see it. The film didn't do too badly in that respect in itself. Anyway, it appears that our colonial cousins have decided it would be a great idea to emulate the film to see what it's like to go about blindfolded culminating in one cunt driving a car into a tree. Now I couldn't give a fuck if people want to kill themselves through their own cuntishness, but I feel sorry for the poor cunt driving home, minding their own business, who ends up as paste because of some fucking moron. No doubt we'll have fuckwits over here trying it. Dumb are getting dumber, i remember not so long ago that stupid cuntheaded phase where wankers would leave their car stereo on, get out the moving car and dance along to the crap that was playing. Society is in full flow now at dumbing down the population. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scotty 2,422 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: Dumb are getting dumber, i remember not so long ago that stupid cuntheaded phase where wankers would leave their car stereo on, get out the moving car and dance along to the crap that was playing. To be fair, without that phenomenon whatsapp would have been an even more boring place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fatty 243 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 1:08 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I thought that you were on a 400 year ban? I’m working on that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fatty 243 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 14 hours ago, Fender777 said: Love to hear about your long stay in hospital trying this, you fat lump of offal. Cunt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroreptile404 468 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 Albert prefers bloke boxes with shit and sweetcorn running out of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cuntman 6,407 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 55 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Albert prefers bloke boxes with shit and sweetcorn running out of them. He's been very quiet lately. About once a month, he pops up, spazzes out on the cunt button, asks me if I'm drinking meths in a bus shelter, calls Wiz a cunt, and then gets back in his gimp crate. No fucking fun anymore. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wizardsleeve 2,712 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's been very quiet lately. About once a month, he pops up, spazzes out on the cunt button, asks me if I'm drinking meths in a bus shelter, calls Wiz a cunt, and then gets back in his gimp crate. No fucking fun anymore. It takes him that long to be sent to the care centre's administrator office to find the computing password giving him access to the interweb. If the cunts would just use a cattle prod on the fucking lunatic, he'd be much more easily controlled. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cuntman 6,407 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: It takes him that long to be sent to the care centre's administrator office to find the computing password giving him access to the interweb. If the cunts would just use a cattle prod on the fucking lunatic, he'd be much more easily controlled. I was talking to Roadkill about this yesterday. Albert only seems to log in for a very short time, every few weeks. My theory is that he's in some kind of institution that only allows him internet access periodically. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wizardsleeve 2,712 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was talking to Roadkill about this yesterday. Albert only seems to log in for a very short time, every few weeks. My theory is that he's in some kind of institution that only allows him internet access periodically. I believe it is due to laws being enforced about the length of time a patient can be kept sedated before addiction treatments must be started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 287 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/13/2019 at 12:22 PM, Decimus said: the big black fella That's your 'house boy' that is. So far, I've managed to avoid Sandy, she doesn't do MILF vids (unfortunately) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judgetwi 1,774 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 Do you remember that craze where cunts were dressing up as clowns, jumping out on people and scaring the shit out of them? I think it lasted until some wanker got his bollocks kicked up into his throat. They should bring that back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl of Punkape 2,498 Report post Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Do you remember that craze where cunts were dressing up as clowns, jumping out on people and scaring the shit out of them? I think it lasted until some wanker got his bollocks kicked up into his throat. They should bring that back. They should bring back national service and compulsory elocution lessons for such deviants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
