Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 16 January 2019 at 2:26 PM, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. I bet you drown your lobster in tescos value brown sauce before wolfing it down, using the correct cutlery of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quality. I won't cheapen it with a 'like'. Reverse psychology eh Authoritah? Fooled me anyway, so well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 2:26 PM, Earl of Punkape said: I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Do you ever go absailingsic on the River Bollin or Rudyard Lake in your pouring boats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 10:09 PM, Decimus said: "Filled in"? Have you time traveled here from an episode of Happy Days? You fucking idiot. I'm old and lonely Decs .. what should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I'm old and lonely Decs .. what should I do? Fuck off to Gambia with all the other old hags... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off to Gambia with all the other old hags... lol. The Gambia 🇬🇲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 16/01/2019 at 14:26, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. Now tell me you didn't do this nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Shit. I'm turning into @Cuntybaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now tell me you didn't do this nomination. It’s a fair cop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shit. I'm turning into @Cuntybaws Freaky Friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Freaky Friday! I just ate a deep fried lump of battered lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 16/01/2019 at 14:51, Earl of Punkape said: What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollandaise.... Mr. Mtembes African recipe dressing. Protein rich and freshly dispensed.......Splaaaatttt !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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