Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Not only are the general population of this country becoming fatter but it also seems the nations horses are as well. Fuck me side ways, you've got to be some kind of utter think shite to have a horse, not exercise it enough and feed the poor cunt too much so that it becomes obese. Half the split arses I work with ride and genuinely feel sorry for the poor nags that have to bear the weight of some of these tuskers. That said, binge eating is probably the only way they can find some comfort in life until the next 16 stone wobbly arsed slag jumps on board for a spine crushing hack up to the village shop for a jumbo sausage roll and a packet of hob nobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Rowley Park in the 1.30 at Wincanton today must have been a fat horse cos the cunt trailed in 5th. Another forecast going down the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Rowley Park in the 1.30 at Wincanton today must have been a fat horse cos the cunt trailed in 5th. Another forecast going down the pan. Fat horse = Lazy criminal gypo owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rowley Park in the 1.30 at Wincanton today must have been a fat horse cos the cunt trailed in 5th. Another forecast going down the pan. Panza's horse came in at twenty five to one. The rest of the field came in at eleven thirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 I knew a 'Hungry Horse' called M T G G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Horses should never be allowed to get fat - it totally ruins the taste of the meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fat horse = Lazy criminal gypo owner. Did I ever mention that I can cast spells and curse people .. when you wake up tomorrow morning you will be a fat useless poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 58 minutes ago, Queefer said: Horses should never be allowed to get fat - it totally ruins the taste of the meat. Do you mean horse steaks and burgers, or whopping great ejaculating horse cocks? Just checking... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not only are the general population of this country becoming fatter but it also seems the nations horses are as well. Fuck me side ways, you've got to be some kind of utter think shite to have a horse, not exercise it enough and feed the poor cunt too much so that it becomes obese. Half the split arses I work with ride and genuinely feel sorry for the poor nags that have to bear the weight of some of these tuskers. That said, binge eating is probably the only way they can find some comfort in life until the next 16 stone wobbly arsed slag jumps on board for a spine crushing hack up to the village shop for a jumbo sausage roll and a packet of hob nobs. The owners are probably fat fucking blobs who don't exercise themselves, so that lackadaisical lifestyle is put onto the animals. If you are too lazy to provide your animals with proper care, surrender them to those who can. In this case, farmers, glue factories, or korean abattoirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you mean horse steaks and burgers, or whopping great ejaculating horse cocks? Just checking... Do you like "oss meat Baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Whilst it doesn't explicitly attack their weight or size, I thought it was still relevant Stubs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Panza's horse came in at twenty five to one. The rest of the field came in at eleven thirty. Who makes shoes for fliddy horses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who makes shoes for fliddy horses? Ok, I shall indulge you. You ridiculous tart. A Spacksmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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