Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 About time Philip used a chauffeur at least half his age. lol. Silly old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: About time Philip used a chauffeur at least half his age. lol. Silly old cunt. I bet he’d despise an effeminate wanker like you, and would most likely kick your head in the second he clapped eyes on you. And who could blame him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: I bet he’d despise an effeminate wanker like you, and would most likely kick your head in the second he clapped eyes on you. And who could blame him? The Palace wouldn’t allow anyone of your lowly serf status and hygiene dysfunctions anywhere near them.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Palace wouldn’t allow anyone of your lowly serf status and hygiene dysfunctions anywhere near them.... lol. I don't know about that, you obsequious, cap-doffing wanker. "The Palace" allowed a 97 year old man to stop and stall his Range Rover on the A149, they've hardly got the best judgement in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 The old cunt had a flashback to the Paris underpass and just went for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The old cunt had a flashback to the Paris underpass and just went for it. I remember that night because the next day the little french cunt I lent my white fiat Uno to the day before, returned it with a fucking dent in the front. When I asked him what happened he just shrugged and said "Heehawheehawheehaw". like Maurice Chevalier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Prince Philip has crashed his Range Rover. I'm sure that just like for everyone else, the police will have checked his insurance and breathalysed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Prince Philip has crashed his Range Rover. I'm sure that just like for everyone else, the police will have checked his insurance and breathalysed him. He was breathalysed, though if the result had been positive, it would be swept under the carpet, they only tested him for appearances sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was breathalysed, though if the result had been positive, it would be swept under the carpet, they only tested him for appearances sake. Eric are you implying the good old honest British Bobby is bent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Prince Philip has crashed his Range Rover. I'm sure that just like for everyone else, the police will have checked his insurance and breathalysed him. He was breathalysed and passed ! I often drive my Range Rover after a few pints and drive better.Maybe Philip should have had a couple of snifters before getting behind the wheel..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He was breathalysed and passed ! I often drive my Range Rover after a few pints and drive better.Maybe Philip should have had a couple of snifters before getting behind the wheel..... lol. Typo *pissed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Looks like a write 'orf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Daft old cunt .. should be stopped from driving after sixty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Shame he wasn't taking his immediate inbred family for a spin and they all got crushed under an 10 ton lorry. Imagine their mutilated corpses being picked over by scavenging red kites that they're happy to poison, trap and blast out of the sky with impunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He was breathalysed and passed ! I often drive my Range Rover after a few pints and drive better.Maybe Philip should have had a couple of snifters before getting behind the wheel..... lol. Pints? Oh dear. You let your Poshboy mask slip there. Fucking sloppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: About time Philip used a chauffeur at least half his age. lol. Silly old cunt. The Duke of Hazard. And to think that the cunt (that pulled him from the wreckage) didn't wring his neck and fleece his pockets, only goes to show that there are no Jambo's in Sandringham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was breathalysed, though if the result had been positive, it would be swept under the carpet, they only tested him for appearances sake. Isn't it a coincidence that the council have announced that a meeting was planned for today to reduce the speed allowance along the very same stretch of road. No doubt the other driver will be done for speeding and the kid in the back won't get a message from the queen and a silver sixpence... The Duke of Hazard, pulled out of a side road, which makes him a felon of the highway, whatever his age or rank. The Queen must abdicate. She's unfit to rule her roost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was breathalysed, though if the result had been positive, it would be swept under the carpet, they only tested him for appearances sake. Bet they didn't do a narcotics test on him. Ripped to his tiny little tits on acid - odds on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Bet they didn't do a narcotics test on him. Ripped to his tiny little tits on acid - odds on! Next you’ll be telling us it was an assassination attempt masterminded by Mohamed Al-Fayed.. Cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He was breathalysed and passed ! I often drive my Range Rover after a few pints and drive better.Maybe Philip should have had a couple of snifters before getting behind the wheel..... lol. Try drinking more than a few and testing your brakes on a wet foggy night on Beachy Head. Edited January 18, 2019 by Alfie Noakes Fucking speelingg mistak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Try drinking more than a few and testing your brakes on a wet foggy night on Beachey Head. I’d prefer numerous circuits round Oulton Park with you attached to a length of chain from my tow bar... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 The last thing the cunt remembers is "Oi Phil get your arse down to Aldi , we're out of bread and milk ".Then .. boom ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’d prefer numerous circuits round Oulton Park with you attached to a length of chain from my tow bar... Lol. Do you say Oolton or Holton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shame he wasn't taking his immediate inbred family for a spin and they all got crushed under an 10 ton lorry. Imagine their mutilated corpses being picked over by scavenging red kites that they're happy to poison, trap and blast out of the sky with impunity. If that happened that would make Danny Dyer next in line. "Get orf moi faaaaacking land you slaaaaaaaaags". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The Duke of Hazard. And to think that the cunt (that pulled him from the wreckage) didn't wring his neck and fleece his pockets, only goes to show that there are no Jambo's in Sandringham. Couple of my brother's popped along to make an offer on the scrapped cars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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