camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6606385/amp/Gemma-Collins-reveals-shes-VOMITING-ice-backlash.html?ico=amp_dontMiss I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Nobody knows whether he's still alive and reading about the torment his parents are going through, has been heartbreaking. The TV news here haven't, as far as I've seen, have covered it. Also a baby has around two weeks to live if a heart donor can't be found. Then I see this fucking 5th rate twat being close to a breakdown because she's being called a diva on "Cunting on ice" for well, acting like a diva. "I'm so devastated I've been throwing up on the ice". Tell you what, jump on a plane to Malaga and stand by this fucking hole and speak to that child's parents and tell them your problem. And if they haven't stuffed your head down it, fly back to blighty and tell how devastated you are to the parents of the sick baby who needs a new heart. Rattled? You fucking bet I am 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Top cunting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Nom of the year so far! Truly spectacular z list meltdown, look at me I am so important I am an Essex girl on the fucking telly, fat sow should be rendered down into glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6606385/amp/Gemma-Collins-reveals-shes-VOMITING-ice-backlash.html?ico=amp_dontMiss I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Nobody knows whether he's still alive and reading about the torment his parents are going through, has been heartbreaking. The TV news here haven't, as far as I've seen, have covered it. Also a baby has around two weeks to live if a heart donor can't be found. Then I see this fucking 5th rate twat being close to a breakdown because she's being called a diva on "Cunting on ice" for well, acting like a diva. "I'm so devastated I've been throwing up on the ice". Tell you what, jump on a plane to Malaga and stand by this fucking hole and speak to that child's parents and tell them your problem. And if they haven't stuffed your head down it, fly back to blighty and tell how devastated you are to the parents of the sick baby who needs a new heart. Rattled? You fucking bet I am If you must watch such banal drivel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you must watch such banal drivel... I didnt say I watch it did I, shitheap? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6606385/amp/Gemma-Collins-reveals-shes-VOMITING-ice-backlash.html?ico=amp_dontMiss I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Nobody knows whether he's still alive and reading about the torment his parents are going through, has been heartbreaking. The TV news here haven't, as far as I've seen, have covered it. Also a baby has around two weeks to live if a heart donor can't be found. Then I see this fucking 5th rate twat being close to a breakdown because she's being called a diva on "Cunting on ice" for well, acting like a diva. "I'm so devastated I've been throwing up on the ice". Tell you what, jump on a plane to Malaga and stand by this fucking hole and speak to that child's parents and tell them your problem. And if they haven't stuffed your head down it, fly back to blighty and tell how devastated you are to the parents of the sick baby who needs a new heart. Rattled? You fucking bet I am She's the last fucking person I'd want to be stood next to on a sheet of ice. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Fuck it, the stupid Spanish cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you must watch such banal drivel... We all know you prefer your drivel to be anal, you fucking freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nom of the year so far! To be fair, it is only half-way through January. It's certainly long overdue from the black-toothed, wizened, peg-selling old crone. She's going to hit her 10,000th post any day now, so it's about fucking time she came up with something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: She's the last fucking person I'd want to be stood next to on a sheet of ice. Just spat coffee over my keyboard you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Anyway, back on topic, the odds are good that the adipose fucking ham planet is actually only vomiting to make room for more cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To be fair, it is only half-way through January. It's certainly not before time from the black-toothed, wizened, peg-selling old crone. She's going to hit her 10,000th post any day now, so it's about fucking time she came up with something. Punker's not gonna like it you talking about his boyfriend like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 @Panzerknacker. Would you plough it? I bet with the aid of a set of tyre levers, she could show you her kidneys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6606385/amp/Gemma-Collins-reveals-shes-VOMITING-ice-backlash.html?ico=amp_dontMiss I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Nobody knows whether he's still alive and reading about the torment his parents are going through, has been heartbreaking. The TV news here haven't, as far as I've seen, have covered it. Also a baby has around two weeks to live if a heart donor can't be found. Then I see this fucking 5th rate twat being close to a breakdown because she's being called a diva on "Cunting on ice" for well, acting like a diva. "I'm so devastated I've been throwing up on the ice". Tell you what, jump on a plane to Malaga and stand by this fucking hole and speak to that child's parents and tell them your problem. And if they haven't stuffed your head down it, fly back to blighty and tell how devastated you are to the parents of the sick baby who needs a new heart. Rattled? You fucking bet I am Since when has a Walrus been known as a Diva? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: her kidneys Are those the ones she ate, with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) You'd think that one of the Mod's would donate their heart. After all, they've never been used... All said, I seem to recall that it was rumoured that Rick had a dick transplant, but his hand rejected it. Edited January 18, 2019 by 'eavensabove Geriatric and The Pacemakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Never heard of him, but he sounds positively dreadful. Does he drive a Range Rover or is he a golf club member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 She is one fucking useless waste of carbon. I would prefer to stick my cock up Punkapes capacious ring than sling one up this fat munter. That's how much she despises me. I hope she slips on some of her own fresh vom and breaks her fucking neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 She's a cunt,just like all the rest from this toxic genre of tv,the country is fucked,no not because of brexit but because people watch this shit thus encouraging cunts to keep on making more shit.She makes Jordan look like Rachel Riley.The only way I'd fuck it is if it meant she would fade away and never be seen or heard of ever again.....Call it a public service,someone's got to do it and if my country needs me then im here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: She's a cunt,just like all the rest from this toxic genre of tv,the country is fucked,no not because of brexit but because people watch this shit thus encouraging cunts to keep on making more shit.She makes Jordan look like Rachel Riley.The only way I'd fuck it is if it meant she would fade away and never be seen or heard of ever again.....Call it a public service,someone's got to do it and if my country needs me then im here. Is there enough space under your patio? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: She's a cunt,just like all the rest from this toxic genre of tv,the country is fucked,no not because of brexit but because people watch this shit thus encouraging cunts to keep on making more shit.She makes Jordan look like Rachel Riley.The only way I'd fuck it is if it meant she would fade away and never be seen or heard of ever again.....Call it a public service,someone's got to do it and if my country needs me then im here. Good old Nelly. You can fuck my mother in law to death any time. Mine jew, I don't want her corpse to fade away. I'll have my way her after her rancid killjoy soul has fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Decimus said: She's the last fucking person I'd want to be stood next to on a sheet of ice. This is irrelevant and none of your business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Decimus said: She's the last fucking person I'd want to be stood next to on a sheet of ice. You have not actually thought this through have you? A lot of people here no longer like you and the hard fact is that if they saw you standing alone on the ice they would break the ice beneath you whereas if you were standing next to Gemma on the ice they might well spare you so as to save Gemma herself from drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 32 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You have not actually thought this through have you? A lot of people here no longer like you and the hard fact is that if they saw you standing alone on the ice they would break the ice beneath you whereas if you were standing next to Gemma on the ice they might well spare you so as to save Gemma herself from drowning. It's a lovely winters day, Pen, why don't you go outside and enjoy it? You've managed to crack off ten posts already today, and without exception, they have all been fucking shit. Turn off your humongous Windows 95 ran machine and choose life. Tuck your cock in your waistband, go for a wander and try to enjoy what remains of your pathetic existence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a lovely winters day, Pen, why don't you go outside and enjoy it? You've managed to crack off ten posts already today, and without exception, they have all been fucking shit. Turn off your humongous Windows 95 ran machine and choose life. Tuck your cock in your waistband, go for a wander and try to enjoy what remains of your pathetic existence. I use Linux Mint 18 as my operating system. If I go outside I might bump into you and harm you. I don't keep poultry or birds so I therefore do not have a cock and in any event I do not beleive sic in keeping birds or other animals captive. Why don't you take a walk across Strumpshaw Fen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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