Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 I’ve never really understood the appeal of alcohol free beers and lagers, as if you don’t want to drink alcohol, then why pretend to? It’s the same scenario as vegetarian sausages: what’s the fucking point? Anyway, as I was browsing Ocado today I came across a selection of alcohol free spirits. Utterly fucking pointless. And don’t think, for one fucking minute, that the lack of alcohol would make them cheap. Oh no, a 70 cl bottle of “Seedlip Garden 108” will set you back £26. You can buy a bottle of Hendricks for a few quid more for fucks sake. What a load of utter fucking shit. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Can't even use it to make Molotov cocktails. Totally fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You can buy a bottle of Hendricks for a few quid more for fucks sake. What a load of utter fucking shit. On a Hendricks-related side note, do you put cucumber in? (Just getting in first before pukeape makes an unfunny vegetable/dildo joke.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On a Hendricks-related side note, do you put cucumber in it? (Just getting in first before pukeape makes an unfunny vegetable/dildo joke.) I expect the mindless wanker will still make such a joke, despite your attempt to beat the little freak to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Why don't they make spirit free ghost stories? Then the snowflakes wouldn't get frightened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, cooze said: Why don't they make spirit free ghost stories? Then the snowflakes wouldn't get frightened. I take it that you've never read the greatest story ever told? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I take it that you've never read the greatest story ever told? 'my inner circle' Is that your ringpiece or your vagina? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I take it that you've never read the greatest story ever told? Fuckin finish it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve never really understood the appeal of alcohol free beers and lagers, as if you don’t want to drink alcohol, then why pretend to? It’s the same scenario as vegetarian sausages: what’s the fucking point? Anyway, as I was browsing Ocado today I came across a selection of alcohol free spirits. Utterly fucking pointless. And don’t think, for one fucking minute, that the lack of alcohol would make them cheap. Oh no, a 70 cl bottle of “Seedlip Garden 108” will set you back £26. You can buy a bottle of Hendricks for a few quid more for fucks sake. What a load of utter fucking shit. Fuck off. I must say that that one or two of the non-alcohol drinks available these days at least 'taste' palatable. I aint had drop of real booze for 4 years now as my liver is fucked and I aint ready to snuff it again. I used to drink more than most that I know, but not to get pissed and I never once craved for the stuff, but I got so used to drinking wine for example with every evening meal that I miss that more than I miss my Glenmorangie or a bottle o' Black Label J' Walker every night. I've tried many of the so-called alcohol free wines, and one in particular is exceptionally good. I'd defy any cunt to tell the difference, less the cunt drank 3 bottles without getting rat-arsed. The 'flavour' is as close as one could hope for, but I see no point at all for 0% spirits or 'Whiskey Flavour' shite. Spirits have no flavour at all without a good percentage of ruin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 On 1/18/2019 at 6:51 PM, 'eavensabove said: I must say that that one or two of the non-alcohol drinks available these days at least 'taste' palatable. I aint had drop of real booze for 4 years now as my liver is fucked and I aint ready to snuff it again. I used to drink more than most that I know, but not to get pissed and I never once craved for the stuff, but I got so used to drinking wine for example with every evening meal that I miss that more than I miss my Glenmorangie or a bottle o' Black Label J' Walker every night. I've tried many of the so-called alcohol free wines, and one in particular is exceptionally good. I'd defy any cunt to tell the difference, less the cunt drank 3 bottles without getting rat-arsed. The 'flavour' is as close as one could hope for, but I see no point at all for 0% spirits or 'Whiskey Flavour' shite. Spirits have no flavour at all without a good percentage of ruin. I'm selling skag free skag if you're interested, it's basically brick dust and dog shit, £25 quid a kilo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Thrown in some Harpic, and send me a gram of your finest cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 These hideous concoctions do seem rather useless. In the age of "light" drinks, the calorie obsessed want to get pissed but not fat, but these things aren't exactly any less in that regard. I believe they were created for the don't drink drive brigade, where one cunt is the designated driver, but don't want to exclude the cunt entirely. If you're going to go out with the lads you go out with the lads, you have a pint or few, and you drive home. You don't punkape out of the festivities by going soft and crossing your legs and squatting to piss in the corner while the other boys have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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