ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: B & H minstrels? Was that a variety act based around smoking fags? Sounds interesting, a shame I missed it. Rothmans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 20/01/2019 at 01:22, judgetwi said: Fuck me, according to your carefully constructed “comedic” persona shouldn’t you be watching pornhub or something? (X video is my personal favourite) Bob may be a long dead useless comedy cunt but at least he got paid for it. What’s your excuse? I can imagine you watching "Dempsey & Makepeace" from the comfort of your mobility scooter, whilst shoveling Jaffa Cakes into your fat gob, and prepping tonight's late, late material. Am I right Jewdith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I can imagine you watching "Dempsey & Makepeace" from the comfort of your mobility scooter, whilst shoveling Jaffa Cakes into your fat gob, and prepping tonight's late, late material. Am I right Jewdith? Soppy cunt- don't jaffa cakes contain pork gelatin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt- don't jaffa cakes contain pork gelatin? Fair point, but I don't think he's too kosher either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 19 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Fair point, but I don't think he's too kosher either. If being thick as pig shit counts, then definitely not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete haynes Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Still funnier than Harry Hill or Stuart Lee......oh and Tom the baldy suited posh poof cunt who's name I can't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt The funniest thing he ever did was try to convince you he was crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 15 minutes ago, Neil said: the baldy suited posh poof cunt who's name I can't remember Decimus?👨🦲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 20/01/2019 at 11:54, Jiggerycock said: Tommy Cooper were even remotely funny, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Fuck off and swallow caustic flakes you halfwit fucking spastic. Let me guess… big Alan Carr fan. Fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 52 minutes ago, Zev said: That's a hell of a lot of laughter for 4 people with straight faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Don’t get yourself all bent out of shape about things you don’t understand like comedy. I’m looking for a workshop manual for a 2017 imaginary M4. Can you help me out? If not kill yourself immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t get yourself all bent out of shape about things you don’t understand like comedy. I’m looking for a workshop manual for a 2017 imaginary M4. Can you help me out? If not kill yourself immediately. I'm sure you can get one from all good imaginary bookshops. And a few crap ones as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure you can get one from all good imaginary bookshops. And a few crap ones as well. Haynes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Haynes Heinnie Haynes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off. The calibre of newbie morons on here has sunk to an all time low. I’m wondering if this one might be one of The Vulcans child prodigies that’s been kicked out of Oxford or Cambridge for genetically inherited behavioural reasons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off. Bob was the guvnor of all stand ups. Revered by all from Bernard Manning to Jackie Mason. “I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook. She just uses the smoke alarm as a timer.” ”I can still enjoy sex at 75. I only live at 73 so it’s no distance.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: The calibre of newbie morons on here has sunk to an all time low. I’m wondering if this one might be one of The Vulcans child prodigies that’s been kicked out of Oxford or Cambridge for genetically inherited behavioural reasons? This cunt won't last long, most don't, can't remember the last newbie who served their CC apprenticeship and is still here posting regular ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bob was the guvnor of all stand ups. Revered by all from Bernard Manning to Jackie Mason. “I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook. She just uses the smoke alarm as a timer.” ”I can still enjoy sex at 75. I only live at 73 so it’s no distance.” Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called. The only thing we ever had, approaching subversive filth, was D&C. Utter genius. I’ve got a mate who lives in NYC now, I’m still not able to have a normal telephone conversation with him without drifting into the dialogue. He’s got cancer and when he told me I asked him where he had it…he said ‘ it’s of the infinitesimal zero…and it’s very, very painful.’ I said…‘I’ve got it worse.’ It was their casual use of the word ‘Cunt’ that brought me here. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: This cunt won't last long, most don't, can't remember the last newbie who served their CC apprenticeship and is still here posting regular ? @Mike Hunt is the one who stands out for me. Special mention to that mad poet genius cunt @DonGaargonphalusflavius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said: Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt Clueless little no mark. Go back, learn and start again. Failing that, get leukaemia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 29 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called. At last we agree on something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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