Neil Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 Channel hopping and I find some shit about this cunt from the 70's.....I thought Harry Hill was the most unfunny cunt ever but fuck me this cunt was even worse.What an oily cunt he was,I reckon his biggest achievement must have been avoiding operation yew tree.Very suspect to say the least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 While I share your dislike for his toe-curlingly smarmy performance technique neil, monkhouse was actually a very decent gag writer. My personal favourite; "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 It's not compulsory viewing mate, you're allowed to switch channels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, scotty said: While I share your dislike for his toe-curlingly smarmy performance technique neil, monkhouse was actually a very decent gag writer. My personal favourite; "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." I have used that this evening..elsewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was The man’s been dead for over fifteen years, Neil. You’re out of your tiny mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I have used that this evening..elsewhere! Another of his, spot.... When my time comes I want to die like my father did, peacefully in his sleep....... not screaming in terror, like his passengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: Another of his, spot.... When my time comes I want to die like my father did, peacefully in his sleep....... not screaming in terror, like his passengers. What’s funny about that ? You’re a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Channel hopping and I find some shit about this cunt from the 70's.....I thought Harry Hill was the most unfunny cunt ever but fuck me this cunt was even worse.What an oily cunt he was,I reckon his biggest achievement must have been avoiding operation yew tree.Very suspect to say the least. Fuck me, according to your carefully constructed “comedic” persona shouldn’t you be watching pornhub or something? (X video is my personal favourite) Bob may be a long dead useless comedy cunt but at least he got paid for it. What’s your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 hours ago, scotty said: gag writer. Is it safe to be using the word "gag" in any conversation with Neil? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Neil said: I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was My father knew him and his father before him and I met him a couple of times. He was actually a decent sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s funny about that ? You’re a fucking idiot. Humourless cretin. Fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Frank said: The man’s been dead for over fifteen years, Neil. You’re out of your tiny mind. Not according to Alan Brazil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 44 minutes ago, Neil said: Not according to Alan Brazil What does he know, the fat scotch cunt, he played for fucking Ipswich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 His greatest crime was wanting to be Black. He was still dabbing on the crud long after The B & H Minstrels got the shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: What does he know, the fat scotch cunt, he played for fucking Ipswich. You ok mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I have used that this evening..elsewhere! Did you use the "I told you that I would say something funny but you're not laughing now," Version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Okay so this is all about personal taste but whilst we're on the subject, neither Charlie Chaplin or Tommy Cooper were even remotely funny, in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful! Someone's had a go at Ken Dodd already - good! Cught something on TV about him the other day, with the usual bollocks arse-lickers come out with about his 'timing' (like anyone can actually explain what that means), segueing into 10 minutes of his 'act' which was the most self-indulgent, tumbleweed-inducing, load of cock I've ever witnessed - and that's a veteran with all Cunts Corners back-catalogue to compare with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ...in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful! At the risk of sounding uncannily like Pen, what are your thoughts on Laurel & Hardy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Okay so this is all about personal taste but whilst we're on the subject, neither Charlie Chaplin or Tommy Cooper were even remotely funny, in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful! Someone's had a go at Ken Dodd already - good! Cught something on TV about him the other day, with the usual bollocks arse-lickers come out with about his 'timing' (like anyone can actually explain what that means), segueing into 10 minutes of his 'act' which was the most self-indulgent, tumbleweed-inducing, load of cock I've ever witnessed - and that's a veteran with all Cunts Corners back-catalogue to compare with. R.I.P. Laurel & Hardy, the greatest duo of comedy ever, with Tom & Jerry coming in 2nd. Edited January 20, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: His greatest crime was wanting to be Black. He was still dabbing on the crud long after The B & H Minstrels got the shovel. Who.. Alan fucking Brazil?... Black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of sounding uncannily like Pen, what are your thoughts on Laurel & Hardy? How about the Marx Brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: How about the Marx Brothers? Karl was the best one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karl was the best one. I preferred Skid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Who.. Alan fucking Brazil?... Black? Did he not rejoice in smearing boot-polish on his skin before every gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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