Decimus Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 I'd never come across these bunch of fucking toerags before today, but upon reading their twitter feed and various news articles, it's fair to say that I'm incensed. For those of you who don't know, 'Let Toys Be Toys' is a group that attempts to put pressure on the toy and children's entertainment industry to market their products on a gender neutral basis, so as not to exclude anyone. The latest product that has outraged them is the 1982 book, 'Dear Zoo', where a boy writes to a zoo and asks for a pet, and the zoo sends him various animals throughout the story, who all just happen to be male. Sounds innocent enough to me, but you can imagine the gasps of outrage that are currently echoing around a Vegan cafe in Shoreditch. "Wait, all the animals are male?! The main character is a male?! Is he at least bent as fuck, or a cross dresser?" "No." "You say the animals are all male, please God tell me that you at least mean female animals that have transitioned?" "No, they were all born with a cock and balls." "Fuck me! Call the fucking Guardian, get Owen Jones on speed dial. What do you mean Peter Tatchell is balls deep inside a Gambian? This is a fucking crisis, I want him here NOW." I'll leave you with one final thought, a review of a pop-up children's book from their Twitter feed, taken down verbatim. It would seem that certain members of left wing society aren't willing to wait until a boy goes to school before he's indoctrinated, they'd rather he was neutered with propaganda before he's finished shitting in a nappy: We like Janet and Allan Ahlberg books. In the scenes in the home there’s often a man/dad character doing household tasks, there’s Mrs Plug the Plumber, a mum going out to work in The Baby’s Catalogue...and the stories are always lovely too." Fucking disgraceful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ratcum Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This story should have been serialised in Der Sturmer. Anyway, fuck that shit CB. A spoiler alert is itself a spoiler, in that it alerts you to the approaching spoiler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd never come across these bunch of fucking toerags before today, but upon reading their twitter feed and various news articles, it's fair to say that I'm incensed. For those of you who don't know, 'Let Toys Be Toys' is a group that attempts to put pressure on the toy and children's entertainment industry to market their products on a gender neutral basis, so as not to exclude anyone. The latest product that has outraged them is the 1982 book, 'Dear Zoo', where a boy writes to a zoo and asks for a pet, and the zoo sends him various animals throughout the story, who all just happen to be male. Sounds innocent enough to me, but you can imagine the gasps of outrage that are currently echoing around a Vegan cafe in Shoreditch. "Wait, all the animals are male?! The main character is a male?! Is he at least bent as fuck, or a cross dresser?" "No." "You say the animals are all male, please God tell me that you at least mean female animals that have transitioned?" "No, they were all born with a cock and balls." "Fuck me! Call the fucking Guardian, get Owen Jones on speed dial. What do you mean Peter Tatchell is balls deep inside a Gambian? This is a fucking crisis, I want him here NOW." I'll leave you with one final thought, a review of a pop-up children's book from their Twitter feed, taken down verbatim. It would seem that certain members of left wing society aren't willing to wait until a boy goes to school before he's indoctrinated, they'd rather he was neutered with propaganda before he's finished shitting in a nappy: We like Janet and Allan Ahlberg books. In the scenes in the home there’s often a man/dad character doing household tasks, there’s Mrs Plug the Plumber, a mum going out to work in The Baby’s Catalogue...and the stories are always lovely too." Fucking disgraceful. Just had a look at their facefuck page and they say it's a load of bollocks about wanting the "zoo" book banned. Well they didn't say "bollocks" because they are male parts and they would be gender neutral I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Sort of - but then again, I'm inclined to let these cunts run away with themselves until they end up down a logical cul-de-sac, hock deep in their own stupidity. So you get men who identify as women being sent to a womens prison - and then (well colour me fucking astonished) committing sex crimes against the female inmates. On a slight tangent, you get the Green Party, being all 'progressive', pallying up with the Scottish Nationalists, because, well, they're 'progressive too' to bring down the nasty Tories - even though the SNP's whole existence is based on oil for the internal combustion engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Sort of - but then again, I'm inclined to let these cunts run away with themselves until they end up down a logical cul-de-sac, hock deep in their own stupidity. So you get men who identify as women being sent to a womens prison - and then (well colour me fucking astonished) committing sex crimes against the female inmates. On a slight tangent, you get the Green Party, being all 'progressive', pallying up with the Scottish Nationalists, because, well, they're 'progressive too' to bring down the nasty Tories - even though the SNP's whole existence is based on oil for the internal combustion engine. As Jack Hargreaves used to say on the nature programme"Out of Town" "it's a conundrum isn't it?" then he'd light his pipe and snare a rabbit. Last of the hard fuckers on telly was old Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: As Jack Hargreaves used to say on the nature programme"Out of Town" "it's a conundrum isn't it?" then he'd light his pipe and snare a rabbit. Last of the hard fuckers on telly was old Jack. You got a toyboy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: As Jack Hargreaves used to say on the nature programme"Out of Town" "it's a conundrum isn't it?" then he'd light his pipe and snare a rabbit. Last of the hard fuckers on telly was old Jack. Yeah! Bear Grylls? Fucking lightweight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yeah! Bear Grylls? Fucking lightweight! Pooves both of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yeah! Bear Grylls? Fucking lightweight! Read somewhere that someone asked whether anyone in the SAS ever worked with Grylls. This former SAS soldier asked around former and serving buddies from the regiment about him no fucker ever recalls him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Read somewhere that someone asked whether anyone in the SAS ever worked with Grylls. This former SAS soldier asked around former and serving buddies from the regiment about him no fucker ever recalls him. Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 I'd wager that Punker's was behind all of this 'Boy Toy' nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. I have to say Frank, you offer nothing new to these pages, absolutely fuck all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Bit 'Ipswich Lorry Driver' isn't it? Manners, please..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 39 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Ronnie O'Sullivan.. what a fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Lazy, complacent, blasé fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Lazy, complacent, blasé fucking cunt. The cunt's deader than Maddie M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Useless, unfunny and not yet dead, piss poor even for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say Frank, you offer nothing new to these pages, absolutely fuck all. But you'll get no apologies... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Why are you here? You never nominate anything, all you do is slag people off and wank on about how hard done by you are. Just wait until the nurse wheels you to sit by the sunny window and change your colostomy bag. You fucking Walter Mitty cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. I was always told that if you can't say anything nice then say nothing at all,leave her alone you pipe cleaner legged twat......please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 38 minutes ago, Neil said: I was always told that if you can't say anything nice then say nothing at all,leave her alone you pipe cleaner legged twat......please Don't forget the little spazzy tyrannosaur arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: But you'll get no apologies... Fuck apologies. I wouldn't mind the repeated insults being served up if there was a nomination occasionally thrown into the mix. If the creativity is absent, I understand that too, it happens to all of us on here. Then at least make a meaningful comment to a nomination. I appreciate this is not a place for small talk, but for fuck's sake offer something different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. STFU and die, idiot. @The Beast Do something about Frank. May I suggest lethal injection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, The Beast said: Fuck apologies. I wouldn't mind the repeated insults being served up if there was a nomination occasionally thrown into the mix. If the creativity is absent, I understand that too, it happens to all of us on here. Then at least make a meaningful comment to a nomination. I appreciate this is not a place for small talk, but for fuck's sake offer something different. There was a time, hard that it is to imagine, that I waited with bated breath for the next Frank post. We all live on past glories, to an extent, but "Walnut Head" was almost three years ago. His only nomination since then was some highly suspect shit about the oiled and sculpted torso of some redundant SAS cunt. What a useless, bent cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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