Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Fucking hell, they're enough to drive the pope to mass murder! Most of these cunts will gain at least modicum of work experience in their chosen field, and make some effort to earn some respect by keeping their mouths shut and eyes and ears open, but I've got one that can't seem to grasp the concept of coffee making. He seems to believe the center mirror in the gents was installed just for him to check his hair, adjust his tie and jacket cuffs, and primp and preen and ponce about. In the mean time, absolutely EVERY other aspect of his job is tits up, and getting corrected by myself and a couple of others with higher pay grades and greater responsibility. I had to spend all fucking weekend sorting his spacky fucking errors, so I called him into the office this morning and gave him a verbal fucking kicking. Every move the imbecile makes from now on, will be thoroughly documented, and when his time with the company is done, so is he. In the old days, they worked for the experience, now they have to be handed some compensation....a slap to the head would correct the skipping gears, now that'll get you a visit from the fucking plod! We're bloody well doomed, I want the cunt dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 I'm fairly confident you've just imagined that there's such a word as "workies". Is this a NEET cunt, because almost without exception those are the very worst of the dregs of humanity, the sort of useless fuck like Cuntwad who'd roll in brandishing an ECDL as if it was a Doctorate from MIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm fairly confident you've just imagined that there's such a word as "workies". Is this a NEET cunt, because almost without exception those are the very worst of the dregs of humanity, the sort of useless fuck like Cuntwad who'd roll in brandishing an ECDL as if it was a Doctorate from MIT. I'm seeing red Baws, I don't know what to call him other than fish bait, dead meat, or worthless cunt! I think the first two are more acceptable in an office setting. When I walked in this morning the client complaints, files in disarray, and the buffoon coiffing himself in the fucking mirror. I spent the day, giving step by instructions on every simple task assigned him. I was like being a carer to a single special needs child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, they're enough to drive the pope to mass murder! Most of these cunts will gain at least modicum of work experience in their chosen field, and make some effort to earn some respect by keeping their mouths shut and eyes and ears open, but I've got one that can't seem to grasp the concept of coffee making. He seems to believe the center mirror in the gents was installed just for him to check his hair, adjust his tie and jacket cuffs, and primp and preen and ponce about. In the mean time, absolutely EVERY other aspect of his job is tits up, and getting corrected by myself and a couple of others with higher pay grades and greater responsibility. I had to spend all fucking weekend sorting his spacky fucking errors, so I called him into the office this morning and gave him a verbal fucking kicking. Every move the imbecile makes from now on, will be thoroughly documented, and when his time with the company is done, so is he. In the old days, they worked for the experience, now they have to be handed some compensation....a slap to the head would correct the skipping gears, now that'll get you a visit from the fucking plod! We're bloody well doomed, I want the cunt dead. Fucking put a socj in it - the precise details keep to yourself you poor example of a team member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: Fucking put a socj in it - the precise details keep to yourself you poor example of a team member. It isn't that I give a fuck who you are, but I'm certain you have other ID's here. Kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: It isn't that I give a fuck who you are, but I'm certain you have other ID's here. Kill yourself! The little spazmo is definitely banal enough to be Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The little spazmo is definitely banal enough to be Albert. I'm not sure Decs hasn't nailed it as Withers! As usual, the timing of his reappearance is as welcome as an intestine full of pin worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm not sure Decs hasn't nailed it as Withers! As usual, the timing of his reappearance is as welcome as an intestine full of pin worms. I said withers 2 fuckin hours ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I said withers 2 fuckin hours ago! Sorry Eric, I've been busy telling Frank to STFU and Die, and just for shits, taking the last word from Roops. It's the little things in life that bring the greatest delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Masturbating furiously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Masturbating furiously ...eclipsing the sun and casting a pall.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Masturbating furiously Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank? A: You can beat an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: ...eclipsing the sun and casting a pall.... quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank? A: You can beat an egg. having a very serious discussion with Frau Rat and this isn't helping CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, they're enough to drive the pope to mass murder! Most of these cunts will gain at least modicum of work experience in their chosen field, and make some effort to earn some respect by keeping their mouths shut and eyes and ears open, but I've got one that can't seem to grasp the concept of coffee making. He seems to believe the center mirror in the gents was installed just for him to check his hair, adjust his tie and jacket cuffs, and primp and preen and ponce about. In the mean time, absolutely EVERY other aspect of his job is tits up, and getting corrected by myself and a couple of others with higher pay grades and greater responsibility. I had to spend all fucking weekend sorting his spacky fucking errors, so I called him into the office this morning and gave him a verbal fucking kicking. Every move the imbecile makes from now on, will be thoroughly documented, and when his time with the company is done, so is he. In the old days, they worked for the experience, now they have to be handed some compensation....a slap to the head would correct the skipping gears, now that'll get you a visit from the fucking plod! We're bloody well doomed, I want the cunt dead. Yeah but you might have a different attitude if this “workie” was a right tasty, big titted little scrubber. Then you’d be all over her, doing everything for her and making excuses for her brain dead incompetence. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky springs to mind. You hypocrite. #metoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Yeah but you might have a different attitude if this “workie” was a right tasty, big titted little scrubber. Then you’d be all over her, doing everything for her and making excuses for her brain dead incompetence. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky springs to mind. You hypocrite. #metoo If I were single, I would be guilty as charged. Being happily married, I'd go only as far as relentless ogling, perhaps a few lost strings of drool and the odd brush up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah but you might have a different attitude if this “workie” was a right tasty, big titted little scrubber. Then you’d be all over her, doing everything for her and making excuses for her brain dead incompetence. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky springs to mind. You hypocrite. #metoo Good call Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm seeing red Baws, I don't know what to call him other than fish bait, dead meat, or worthless cunt! I think the first two are more acceptable in an office setting. When I walked in this morning the client complaints, files in disarray, and the buffoon coiffing himself in the fucking mirror. I spent the day, giving step by instructions on every simple task assigned him. I was like being a carer to a single special needs child. I dunno Wiz, it's a pity you don't work on the bins. At least you can throw.the cunt in with the recycling. "We warned him not to lean in to far, but he didn't hear us and....well the next we heard his scream and then his bones crunching". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: having a very serious discussion with Frau Rat and this isn't helping CB Never mind all that bollocks. I've just worked out that by using the 'Jewey decimal system' to move the little dots, it turns out that only 60 Jewish people died during WW2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind all that bollocks. I've just worked out that by using the 'Jewey decimal system' to move the little dots, it turns out that only 60 Jewish people died during WW2! It was 63. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno Wiz, it's a pity you don't work on the bins. At least you can throw.the cunt in with the recycling. "We warned him not to lean in to far, but he didn't hear us and....well the next we heard his scream and then his bones crunching". I've sent a PM to Snowy asking for his input on just such a plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm seeing red Baws, I don't know what to call him other than fish bait, dead meat, or worthless cunt! I think the first two are more acceptable in an office setting. When I walked in this morning the client complaints, files in disarray, and the buffoon coiffing himself in the fucking mirror. I spent the day, giving step by instructions on every simple task assigned him. I was like being a carer to a single special needs child. You mentioned twice that this cunt spends a lot of time in front of the mirror coiffuring his locks. Are you certain that he bats for the right side? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank? A: You can beat an egg. I think you misspelt ‘wife’. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, scotty said: You mentioned twice that this cunt spends a lot of time in front of the mirror coiffuring his locks. Are you certain that he bats for the right side? 🤔 The corporate lawyers would boil me in oil for even questioning him on it. Doesn't fit their vision of tolerance, inclusion and equity. Otherwise known as utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind all that bollocks. I've just worked out that by using the 'Jewey decimal system' to move the little dots, it turns out that only 60 Jewish people died during WW2! I knew it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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