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1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Gigi Wu was a Taiwanese lady who was famed in her own country for climbing to mountain high tops and taking selfies of herself topless save for a bikini. Sadly on her most recent hike to a 13,000ft summit she fell into a ravine and died of hypothermia. What a silly tit she was.

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No tit pics Your right reverence. You're not gonna be popular with this nom. 

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18 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Would you have given here "one"?

On top of a mountain? It’s fucking freezing up there.

Have you ever had sex in a sleeping bag? It’s fucking rubbish. You can’t move, you’re drenched in sweat and the priest has his hand over your mouth the whole time..

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2 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

On top of a mountain? It’s fucking freezing up there.

Have you ever had sex in a sleeping bag? It’s fucking rubbish. You can’t move, you’re drenched in sweat and the priest has his hand over your mouth the whole time..

You undoubtedly unzipped your own sleeping bag to share with your Scoutmasters....

dib dib wank!

lol.

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16 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Have you ever had a tit wank from your boyfriend? 

The chef from Gleneagles has just died from quaternary AIDS and whooping cough. I bet there's a few golfers shitting themselves, trying to remember if they ever tried his special sauce.

Back on topic, the poor young lady in question should be remembered as 'Sherpa Titsout'.

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30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

One minor observation. Other than the fact the two photos offered don't show any tits they also don't appear to be selfies. Yet another made up story from the Bishop of Bullshit.

If she had a photographer with her, you'd think the cunt would have thrown her a blanket when she fell in the ravine or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk.

Going actual topless up a mountain in some countries is not to be recommended. This cunt was banged up and fined in Malaysia for allegedly triggering an earthquake by exposing her baps at the summit of Mount Kinabalu. Stupid, backwards, heathen tit-shy cunts, the Malaysians.

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16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk.

Leave that to the weird, beardy hiker types who stop for a short "rest" on their way to the summit.

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26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If she had a photographer with her, you'd think the cunt would have thrown her a blanket when she fell in the ravine or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk.

Going actual topless up a mountain in some countries is not to be recommended. This cunt was banged up and fined in Malaysia for allegedly triggering an earthquake by exposing her baps at the summit of Mount Kinabalu. Stupid, backwards, heathen tit-shy cunts, the Malaysians.

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Pen caused a stampede when she got her tits out during the miners strike of 1926. Over 70 men died but luckily most managed to escape. 

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