Guest DrCunt Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. There's something unseemly, tawdry even, about Gandhi or Martin Luther King having to rely on viewers' votes to get through to the next round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. Fatima Whitbread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Who more appropriate for a "BBC" award than Castor Semenya? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Who more appropriate for a "BBC" award than Castor Semenya? That ticks more boxes than, ummmm, well, than Castor's got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. No mention of Jack Nicklaus....a fucking disgrace. He white and normal however. More BBC benders buggery nonsense presented by the celebrated rug muncher-in-chief Clare Dyke-Balding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. Where the fuck is Barry Daines on the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 If any cunt in any sport has won more than 16 individual world titles in their sport, then I'm sure Phil Taylor wouldn't mind that cunt being on the list in front of him. The fact that the worlds most successful sportsman by achievement, wasn't even shortlisted, disregarded in favour of ethnic minorities, poofters and the disabled, speaks volumes. This isn't a sporting achievement competition, it's a virtue signalling competition for the organisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If any cunt in any sport has won more than 16 individual world titles in their sport, then I'm sure Phil Taylor wouldn't mind that cunt being on the list in front of him. The fact that the worlds most successful sportsman by achievement, wasn't even shortlisted, disregarded in favour of ethnic minorities, poofters and the disabled, speaks volumes. This isn't a sporting achievement competition, it's a virtue signalling competition for the organisers. If they really want a sports personality to crown, they need look no further than the obvious candidate; former Leeds Utd hard man Arthur Graham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If any cunt in any sport has won more than 16 individual world titles in their sport, then I'm sure Phil Taylor wouldn't mind that cunt being on the list in front of him. The fact that the worlds most successful sportsman by achievement, wasn't even shortlisted, disregarded in favour of ethnic minorities, poofters and the disabled, speaks volumes. This isn't a sporting achievement competition, it's a virtue signalling competition for the organisers. Good darts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 11 hours ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. I'm surprised that Ali and Pelé got a look in over that black Davros cunt in the wheelchair and doggy paddling dwarf Ellie Simmonds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 This isn't cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm surprised that Ali and Pelé got a look in over that black Davros cunt in the wheelchair and doggy paddling dwarf Ellie Simmonds. I'm shocked that silverback Williams wasn't shoehorned into the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If any cunt in any sport has won more than 16 individual world titles in their sport, then I'm sure Phil Taylor wouldn't mind that cunt being on the list in front of him. Out of interest, is this a serious contention or just a wind up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 .....aaaaand the winner is....... JOHN INMAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 18 hours ago, DrCunt said: Tonight's edition is to determine who is the greatest sportsman of the 20th century. The choices on offer are: Muhammad Ali, fair enough, got to be odds on favourite. For an added bonus, he's black. Pelé, again fair enough, also see above. Billie Jean King. Very good tennis player. Double bonus of female and lesbian. Tanni Grey-Thompson. Do me a fucking favour. What a load of PC bollocks. Sugar Ray Robinson was IMHO, better pound for pound than Ali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: .....aaaaand the winner is....... JOHN INMAN! I'm sorry, I meant ......an IMAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Out of interest, is this a serious contention or just a wind up? Yes, it was a serious contention. The man won 16 world titles. Some may not regard darts as a sport, because it's not running or jumping, but it still requires skill, coordination and practice. And it's certainly more of a sport than cunts with no arms and legs trying to out-fart each other to the end of a pool, or synchronised lesbianism or quadriplegic basketball for fucks sake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, it was a serious contention. The man won 16 world titles. Some may not regard darts as a sport, because it's not running or jumping, but it still requires skill, coordination and practice. And it's certainly more of a sport than cunts with no arms and legs trying to out-fart each other to the end of a pool, or synchronised lesbianism or quadriplegic basketball for fucks sake. I can't fucking stand darts, but you raise a valid point. If Tanni Grey-Thompson is in contention for filling her wheeled commode with shit on an athletics track, I see no reason why a fat northern tosser who is a legend in his field shouldn't be shortlisted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Darts? do me a fucking favour,played by fat cunts,watched by fat cunts and usually northern or foreign so they can all get fucked Jim Bowen was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, it was a serious contention. The man won 16 world titles. Some may not regard darts as a sport, because it's not running or jumping, but it still requires skill, coordination and practice. And it's certainly more of a sport than cunts with no arms and legs trying to out-fart each other to the end of a pool, or synchronised lesbianism or quadriplegic basketball for fucks sake. Sadly, the "competition" relates to the 20th century and the majority of Taylor's titles came in the 21st century. If only he'd had little fliddy arms he might still have been in with a chance, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I see no reason why a fat northern tosser who is a legend in his field shouldn't be shortlisted. I can see that wanking might be considered a sport, especially in public school circles, but Neil isn't northern, is he? Another poorly thought out nomination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Neil isn't northern, is he? Well, his subcutaneous levels of visceral blubber are most suited to latitudes of 70 degrees and above, but his complete lack of intelligence and general depravity suggests an Essex origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well, his subcutaneous levels of visceral blubber are most suited to latitudes of 70 degrees and above, but his complete lack of intelligence and general depravity suggests an Essex origin. Thank you god, for allowing me to be born and raised in Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you god, for allowing me to be born and raised in Kent. I would suggest that god had fuck all to with that. If he(she?non binary?) had, then surely he/she/non binary wouldn’t have filled it full of pikeys and Eurotrash? Of course it depends which fucking god you are talking about I suppose. Confusing isn’t it? Sometimes I think this god business might be a load of fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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