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I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate.

And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK.

Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. 

Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. 

Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Crab said:

I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate.

And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK.

Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. 

Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. 

Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. 

 

 

Rambling, nonsensical, chimp with a typewriter chumbawumba fucking drivel.

next time you're out, go into the toilets, find one of those 'Dyson Airblade®' dryers, and dangle your bell-end in it. Then gather up all the chunks of blue Turkish delight from the urinals and eat them.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Rambling, nonsensical, chimp with a typewriter chumbawumba fucking drivel.

next time you're out, go into the toilets, find one of those 'Dyson Airblade®' dryers, and dangle your bell-end in it. Then gather up all the chunks of blue Turkish delight from the urinals and eat them.

I see it meets your approval o wise one. 

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Just now, The Bishop said:

I might be worth your while to ask Baws if he is an iron and then retire to a safe place.

 

Just now, The Bishop said:

I might be worth your while to ask Baws if he is an iron and then retire to a safe place.

I don't have to arsk. I KNOW. Nobody keeps secrets from the Crab. No crack or corner is safe. 🦀

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1 hour ago, Crab said:

I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate.

And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK.

Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. 

Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. 

Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. 

 

 

This is what ACTUALLY happens when you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typerwriters

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17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

This is what ACTUALLY happens when you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typerwriters

To be compared like that makes my several hearts beat tick a boo. You are a darling. James, James, anybody seen James? Know anyfink? 

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20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Dyson, sucks. 

That's it, that's what I really wanted to say. Abd ni old bags either? He he. James, calling James, James come in, somewhere over the Straits of Sibgapore, light aircraft oh wish we could do a swap... 

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I've decided to sell my Dyson. It's just collecting dust. 

Here all week 

 

Another mind bending one liner fit for the Jim Davidson book of quotes. 

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1 hour ago, Crab said:

I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate.

And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK.

Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. 

Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. 

Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. 

Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19%

Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK.

The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He fucked off. His account remains open as a mark of respect to a founding father. 

How the fuck do you know about him?

Take the vacuum hose off your minescule pecker which will never be expanded anyway and start helping me get Dyson back in the UK where he belongs. 

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1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19%

Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK.

The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop.

James James desperately not missing James or his vast contribution to British life. That is the real life not the imaginary one in his PR or narcissistic personality. 

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3 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

It turns out that he invented the Ball Barrow .. that's enough for me I am switching to being pro remain.

So many of his devices have been used to masturbate or attempting dick enlargement - being in the position I am I have witnessed these obscenities with my four pairs of eyes. So don't give me any more lip. 

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3 minutes ago, Crab said:

James James desperately not missing James or his vast contribution to British life. That is the real life not the imaginary one in his PR or narcissistic personality. 

 

10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19%

Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK.

The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop.

Perhaps he is just chewing gum phobic Madam Roops. 

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