Earl of Punkape Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Hopefully Sturgeon can be rounded up in the same sweep.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Why is this a cunt? The nom title is simply a statement. Please explain, and then fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 he drove the speedboat that killed that woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 45 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully Sturgeon can be rounded up in the same sweep.... lol. Do you like tinned salmond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Do you like tinned salmond? Can you buy tinned sturgeon, and if so, who the fuck would want to eat her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I can see a lot of positives in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully Sturgeon can be rounded up in the same sweep.... lol. You'd need a stiff bristled chimney brush to sweep out the Sturgeon bat cave Lol fuck oof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Forget the salacious Salmond allegations - that'll resolve itself in due course. The big story is what did Sturgeon know and when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Forget the salacious Salmond allegations - that'll resolve itself in due course. The big story is what did Sturgeon know and when? You’re right.....Fatboy grabbing a bit of tit and arse doesn’t matter very much, leaving aside the delicious hypocrisy, it’s the cover up that counts. Jockgate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hopefully Sturgeon can be rounded up in the same sweep.... lol. I'd like to explore Apes advice for you just a little, Punky. Since you decided to omit any reasoning for the nom, and just simple make a statement, I'd like to suggest you not expand on your original nom, and proceed directly to the fucking off stage. Knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I have every sympathy with the victims. Can you just imagine Salmond's fat, smug, oily face gurning into yours as it hits the vinegar strokes? The only thing that could make it worse would be seeing Sir Philip Green stood patiently behind him, rubbing at his odious tackle under his stretch-marked paunch in an attempt to maintain his puny semi lob-on until it was his turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 ...just read the charge sheet, this is serious stuff resulting in jail time if convicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I have every sympathy with the victims. Can you just imagine Salmond's fat, smug, oily face gurning into yours as it hits the vinegar strokes? The only thing that could make it worse would be seeing Sir Philip Green stood patiently behind him, rubbing at his odious tackle under his stretch-marked paunch in an attempt to maintain his puny semi lob-on until it was his turn. Thanks for the image baws, I'll rest well tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 12 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Why is this a cunt? The nom title is simply a statement. Please explain, and then fuck off. Salmond is such an obvious cunt that to elaborate would have been superfluous. Your failure to grasp this clearly indicates your intellectual decrepitude as well as your sexual ambiguity. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I have every sympathy with the victims. Can you just imagine Salmond's fat, smug, oily face gurning into yours as it hits the vinegar strokes? The only thing that could make it worse would be seeing Sir Philip Green stood patiently behind him, rubbing at his odious tackle under his stretch-marked paunch in an attempt to maintain his puny semi lob-on until it was his turn. I think you've just described the 7th circle of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 19 hours ago, ratcum said: he drove the speedboat that killed that woman A 'pilot' 'navigates' a boat he doesn't drive it. Ask Fwank, he knows all about boats ............and burying ex-girlfriends at sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Theres no charges for sexual descrimination so presumably it was both women and men that were victims. Do you have some sympathy for him now Punky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 49 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Theres no charges for sexual descrimination so presumably it was both women and men that were victims. Do you have some sympathy for him now Punky? “There’s no charges”. Sort you grammar out you ignorant, plebeian cuntwipe. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) The charge I find rather odd is breach of the peace. Salmond looks dodgy so I'm not at all surprised the obese slug has had he's collar felt on that score but what other unsavoury acts has he committed to warrant this being top of the charge sheet? Did he try to rape an unfortunate woman then run into the street wearing a Scotland shirt and try to smash an empty Bells bottle over somebody's head when he couldn't get a stiffy? The mind boggles. Edited January 25, 2019 by Couldn't give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you've just described the 7th circle of hell. I think you've just described the 7th hole at Punky's golf club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, cooze said: I think you've just described the 7th hole at Punky's golf club. Your idea of fun would be a male brothel in Lagos...and a goat 🐐.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You idea of fun would be a male brothel in Lagos...and a goat 🐐.... lol. With you and Mr Mtembe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Alex Salmond listens to country & western music .. clearly he has no pride or principles .. hang him now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...just read the charge sheet, this is serious stuff resulting in jail time if convicted. He's probably a mason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A 'pilot' 'navigates' a boat he doesn't drive it. Ask Fwank, he knows all about boats ............and burying ex-girlfriends at sea. tranny goatherd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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