Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Having been on a self-imposed exile I’ve not had the misfortune of reading the bilge churned out by these utter mongs. On a scale of Snatch to I know that cunt, how bad are we talking here? The worst yet, beyond either! Makes me look like a fucking poet laureate and I know I am shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Mass escape from Broadmoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Nope, this is another crew altogether. My Pissy, Dodsey and Fours detector is not sounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Having been on a self-imposed exile I’ve not had the misfortune of reading the bilge churned out by these utter mongs. On a scale of Snatch to I know that cunt, how bad are we talking here? Go back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Big Bone Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: 1. I quite like Antonio Banderas. 2. What Ape said. 3. Fuck off. It's Dale em dela creme Winton, not flecking" ANNTWAT BENDMEOVEDSIDEWAYS" fecker!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Big Bone Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: Go back to sleep. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Lord Big Bone said: It's Dale em dela creme Winton, not flecking" ANNTWAT BENDMEOVEDSIDEWAYS" fecker!!!!! Gay Lord groaning on again. You may know some (thousands) of my relatives you insatiable sex monster. LOL and fuck off🐛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Having been on a self-imposed exile I’ve not had the misfortune of reading the bilge churned out by these utter mongs. On a scale of Snatch to I know that cunt, how bad are we talking here? It's a code Quincy "The Yacht years". Complety unmitigated, absolute fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Lord Big Bone said: Agreed Raising the tone here a little.... Lol. Fuck off Big Bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a code Quincy "The Yacht years". Complety unmitigated, absolute fucking bollocks. Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers. Gargantuan whelk snuffler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gargantuan whelk snuffler We can never talk of this Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers. I think you've done a great job Ratters. Giving out soup to piss soaked derro's and playing tuba in the Sally army band is commendable. By the way, how are you doing trying to trace Frank's dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers. I thought you'd have said "nul acht funfzehn", ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 13 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: The worst yet, beyond either! Makes me look like a fucking poet laureate and I know I am shit. You’re one of the best, Alf. I still check out your sailing stories when I’m at a low point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a code Quincy "The Yacht years". Complety unmitigated, absolute fucking bollocks. What’s happened to Old Yeller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: What’s happened to Old Yeller? Judging from his photo and humorous estate agent reviews, he's either: 1) Entered the competetive eating circuit. 2) Taken up stand up comedy. Of course, there's alway the chance that he's fucking dead, which is my preferred scenario. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 hours ago, ratcum said: Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers. Were you by any chance a "colonel" at one point and did you break an afghan terrorist's neck with your bare hands and hear the "snick" as the bones snapped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you've done a great job Ratters. Giving out soup to piss soaked derro's and playing tuba in the Sally army band is commendable. By the way, how are you doing trying to trace Frank's dad? poofter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 19 hours ago, scotty said: I thought you'd have said "nul acht funfzehn", ratty. floozy lezza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 hours ago, The Bishop said: Were you by any chance a "colonel" at one point and did you break an afghan terrorist's neck with your bare hands and hear the "snick" as the bones snapped? siege dildo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: poofter We know that but have you traced his father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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