Guest FUcunts Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 'Westminster is decaying before our eyes': Alex Salmond sounds rallying cry for fresh Scottish independence bid as UK parliament trembles under growing sleaze scandal Alex Salmond believes Westminster sleaze could boost Scottish independence The former SNP leader addressed 1,600 independence supporters in Edinburgh He said in 30 years of politics he has never seen the British state in such 'chaos' Mr Salmond added: 'We're Johnny no mates in Europe with not a single friend' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5050343/Alex-Salmond-Westminster-decaying-eyes.html Salmond was a very vocal cunt about other politicians behaviour, whilst all the time being just like them or worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Has there been a mass exodus from a closed-down autism forum or something? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, nocti said: Has there been a mass exodus from a closed-down autism forum or something? No exodus, just that they have had fibre broadband installed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, nocti said: Has there been a mass exodus from a closed-down autism forum or something? I WAN TO GO TO JESA. I WAN TO GO WIV CRIEZ. I CAN GO WIV JESA EF I AC RELL NIZE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I WAN TO GO TO JESA. I WAN TO GO WIV CRIEZ. I CAN GO WIV JESA EF I AC RELL NIZE. Fine .. I will talk to you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, polytheist said: 'Westminster is decaying before our eyes': Alex Salmond sounds rallying cry for fresh Scottish independence bid as UK parliament trembles under growing sleaze scandal Alex Salmond believes Westminster sleaze could boost Scottish independence The former SNP leader addressed 1,600 independence supporters in Edinburgh He said in 30 years of politics he has never seen the British state in such 'chaos' Mr Salmond added: 'We're Johnny no mates in Europe with not a single friend' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5050343/Alex-Salmond-Westminster-decaying-eyes.html Salmond was a very vocal cunt about other politicians behaviour, whilst all the time being just like them or worse! Thank you for your recent application. It is with regret that I inform you that our 'stupidfuckingcunt' department is currently fully staffed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 NOT ON BURNS NIGHT. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Who was that Rabbie comedian guy on telly who nobody knows about anymore used to have his own show about stereotypical Glassgie tippler arsing it up. Not Alex was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Thanks Eric, come on help me out - how did you get to be the primate of the stupid fucking cunts dept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, FUcunts said: Thanks Eric, come on help me out - how did you get to be the primate of the stupid fucking cunts dept? He hit the Donate button top of page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, FUcunts said: Thanks Eric, come on help me out - how did you get to be the primate of the stupid fucking cunts dept? Another tard, or are you one of the existing tards that's changed its fucking name again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Its easy to follow if you engage your whole brain cell, I used a standard function of this site to change the name - not shocking. Although, I guess it is to stuoidfuckingcunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another tard, or are you one of the existing tards that's changed its fucking name again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, FUcunts said: Its easy to follow if you engage your whole brain cell, I used a standard function of this site to change the name - not shocking. Although, I guess it is to stuoidfuckingcunts Absolutely fucking priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 I put the amount of effort into typing that you are worth i.e. not much. If I could be bothered I would look at your previous posts and find your typos to prove your hypocrisy, but I cunt be bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, FUcunts said: Its easy to follow if you engage your whole brain cell, I used a standard function of this site to change the name - not shocking. Although, I guess it is to stuoidfuckingcunts You're a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, FUcunts said: I put the amount of effort into typing that you are worth i.e. not much. If I could be bothered I would look at your previous posts and find your typos to prove your hypocrisy, but I cunt be bothered. What you're basically saying then, is, 'I don't care what you lot think cos you all smell of poo' have you met Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Its an interesting interpretation, where do you get the 'you lot' bit from? Comment was to you. What I was saying is that someone who has an orgasm of shite over a typo isn't what I joined this site for. You might be better off on another site such as 'funny typo's of the world' or watching you tube videos of people tripping over the kerb. Inane mate. Also, who the fuck is Albert? Anyway...to get back to the point, Alex Salmond is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 The poet McJiggerigal writes: Twas January 24, in the year of our Lord 2019 That officers from Police Scotland close to Wee Alec Salmond's bothy were suddenly seen And they charged him with attempted rape and sexual assault all the while But Contempt of Court laws mean I dare not write more, lest it prejudice the jury in any upcoming trial 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, FUcunts said: What I was saying is that someone who has an orgasm of shite over a typo isn't what I joined this site for. And here I thought you were quoting Eric, not making typos. Stick to your fucking guns, pal. When there is genuine humour to be had from a typo, rest assured that I will deliver it myself. 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you for your recent application. It is with regret that I inform you that our 'stupidfuckingcunt' department is currently fully staffed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 19 minutes ago, FUcunts said: Its an interesting interpretation, where do you get the 'you lot' bit from? Comment was to you. What I was saying is that someone who has an orgasm of shite over a typo isn't what I joined this site for. You might be better off on another site such as 'funny typo's of the world' or watching you tube videos of people tripping over the kerb. Inane mate. Also, who the fuck is Albert? Anyway...to get back to the point, Alex Salmond is a cunt. Of course Alex Salmond is a cunt. He's a politician. The next time you suggest getting back to the point, please ensure that you've made one in the first place. Orwight mate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course Alex Salmond is a cunt. He's a politician. The next time you suggest getting back to the point, please ensure that you've made one in the first place. Orwight mate? You might as well be conversing with a piece of shit embedded on your shoe, this fucking idiot is incapable of engaging in any form of conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: You might as well be conversing with a piece of shit embedded on your shoe, this fucking idiot is incapable of engaging in any form of conversation. Check out the latest offering from the crustacean. We're in the middle of a spazocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, FUcunts said: Its an interesting interpretation, where do you get the 'you lot' bit from? Comment was to you. What I was saying is that someone who has an orgasm of shite over a typo isn't what I joined this site for. You might be better off on another site such as 'funny typo's of the world' or watching you tube videos of people tripping over the kerb. Inane mate. Also, who the fuck is Albert? Anyway...to get back to the point, Alex Salmond is a cunt. I like you and your spunk. A bar of carbolic soap might get rid of THEM but certainly not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, FUcunts said: Its an interesting interpretation, where do you get the 'you lot' bit from? Comment was to you. What I was saying is that someone who has an orgasm of shite over a typo isn't what I joined this site for. You might be better off on another site such as 'funny typo's of the world' or watching you tube videos of people tripping over the kerb. Inane mate. Also, who the fuck is Albert? Anyway...to get back to the point, Alex Salmond is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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