Guest Mungo Spudd Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Just now, Mungo Spudd said: And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! He's an actor called Neil something or other. Go on YouTube and look up 'Kitchen Gun'. It's a sketch from the Peter Serafinowicz show. One of the funniest things I've ever seen and an excellent parody of this cunt that irks you. Welcome by the way. 🙂 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 https://www.mandy.com/actor/profile/neil-burgess# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! Who the fuck are you ? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Jessica Nigel Christ! A newbie with a sense of humour and a way with words! "The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion" Have a 'like' in the faint hope it encourages you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! A decent nomination. Extra marks for spelling, ("prattpeice" apart,) and for using "an" before "hilarious". Welcome, now imbibe a bottle of Cillit Bang and expire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's an actor called Neil something or other. Go on YouTube and look up 'Kitchen Gun'. It's a sketch from the Peter Serafinowicz show. One of the funniest things I've ever seen and an excellent parody of this cunt that irks you. Welcome by the way. 🙂 Fuck off. You mean his real name isn't Barry Scott? The lying cunt. That's the last time I buy Clit Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Not too bad for a first nom. It looks like this advertisement campaign has been missed and so about time it got a well deserved kicking. Welcome to the corner, now some words of advice, this is not social media, if you are likely to be affected by verbal argy bargy and on line bullying and then become a suicidal snowflake then stick to mums net. Carry on cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! Worst nom ..since I joined ..( well better than mine) ..but mine was wank as well .. heres the full review for you to digest https://youtu.be/3B9-wdaxV7Y Go fuck off back to where you went to sixth form ,.spaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Jessica Nigel Christ! A newbie with a sense of humour and a way with words! "The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion" Have a 'like' in the faint hope it encourages you This one is the Death Star beware. He'll wait for intelligent life to get going on a planet then blitz it with gamma rays. Watch out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Crab said: This one is the Death Star beware. He'll wait for intelligent life to get going on a planet then blitz it with gamma rays. Watch out! So you'd thing but when Edmund turned round, Tumnus had vanished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: So you'd thing but when Edmund turned round, Tumnus had vanished! Fuck Edmund. Fat little Turkish Delight guzzling cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: ... only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Hello, douchewaffle, I'm Cuntybaws. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hello, douchewaffle, I'm Cuntybaws. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! The corners smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The corners smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite. I was saving that line to use on Crabby at some point, but that's that plan fucked now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was saving that line to use on Crabby at some point, but that's that plan fucked now. I guessed. I was going to use 'smartest crustacean'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was saving that line to use on Crabby at some point, but that's that plan fucked now. Do not despise the snake for having no horns For who is to say he may not one day become a DRAGON So may one just man become an army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: And I'd like to tell you about Cillit Bang. Well thank you for informing me about what appears to be a splendid product . But only a needy cunt would feel compelled to tell me his name ! Who the fuck do you think gives a curly turd what your name is you grinning cunt. You are a fucking nobody, so please don't bother telling me your name ( unless you have an hilarious name like Colin Cumguzzle) . The only way for this nomark to redeem himself would be if he could pop into the studio next door and interrupt the filming of the "Tena ladies " commercial to give those dancing ladies a swift punch to the prattpeice. Pissing your panties is NOT a justification for dancing !!! I have a feeling you're trouble, stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Big Bone Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Jessica Nigel Christ! A newbie with a sense of humour and a way with words! "The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion" Have a 'like' in the faint hope it encourages you The Nazi will kiss the Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I was saving that line to use on Crabby at some point, but that's that plan fucked now. Even crabs get crabs - the endless cycle of birth reproduction death. Or Celebrity Coach Trip with that fucking beetroot Brendan and his shat entourage of tatooed sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: Not too bad for a first nom. It looks like this advertisement campaign has been missed and so about time it got a well deserved kicking. Welcome to the corner, now some words of advice, this is not social media, if you are likely to be affected by verbal argy bargy and on line bullying and then become a suicidal snowflake then stick to mums net. Carry on cunting. I see your nostrils are twitching at all the toilet humour fun. You pretentious pratser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Fuck off. There’s been an influx of mindless cretins of late, Punkers. Deal with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Barry Scott is a Cunt No doubt about it, 100% Cunt I sent my missus to the shop to get me beer and fags and that cunt had taken control of her mind and she came back with a 24 pack of cillit bang. Have me the worst fuckin hangover ever. Fucking brainwashing cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Crab said: Even crabs get crabs Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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