Guest Mungo Spudd Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 I learnt French at school. I have subsequently picked up some basic Spanish and am intermediate at Turkish (mer habah bebek). This enables me to communicate with my fellow humans from other lands. French children learn German , German children learn Spanish, Italian children learn Mandarin. It all helps us connect on a global level. It helps us realise that we have so much more in common than we thought. Meanwhile, over the bridge... the cousin-fuckers force their children to learn a series of phlegming excercises that guarantee that no other cunt in the whole world will ever be able to understand them. And they smell of feet. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: I learnt French at school. I have subsequently picked up some basic Spanish and am intermediate at Turkish (mer habah bebek). This enables me to communicate with my fellow humans from other lands. French children learn German , German children learn Spanish, Italian children learn Mandarin. It all helps us connect on a global level. It helps us realise that we have so much more in common than we thought. Meanwhile, over the bridge... the cousin-fuckers force their children to learn a series of phlegming excercises that guarantee that no other cunt in the whole world will ever be able to understand them. And they smell of feet. Cunts. You have an artistic nuance that is impressive. Keep this up, and I might send a like or two your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Sut wyt ti? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Cymru am bith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: I learnt French at school. I have subsequently picked up some basic Spanish and am intermediate at Turkish (mer habah bebek). This enables me to communicate with my fellow humans from other lands. French children learn German , German children learn Spanish, Italian children learn Mandarin. It all helps us connect on a global level. It helps us realise that we have so much more in common than we thought. Meanwhile, over the bridge... the cousin-fuckers force their children to learn a series of phlegming excercises that guarantee that no other cunt in the whole world will ever be able to understand them. And they smell of feet. Cunts. What's going on here? You're new, and not completely fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's going on here? You're new, and not completely fucking shit. Indeed, but I fear this thread is about to descend into a cavalcade of hastily googled Welsh phrases, offered up in order to make the poster appear all worldly and interesting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed, but I fear this thread is about to descend into a cavalcade of hastily googled Welsh phrases, offered up in order to make the poster appear all worldly and interesting. If he does, he can suck my fucking Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyendrobwlllantysiliogogogoch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Paging @Bubba C. @Bubba C to the main board, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed, but I fear this thread is about to descend into a cavalcade of hastily googled Welsh phrases, offered up in order to make the poster appear all worldly and interesting. What about sheep shagging, you forgot the sheep and the shagging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: What about sheep shagging, you forgot the sheep and the shagging? It's a bit old hat now isn't it. Did you know that Greeks fuck chickens? They wait until they've just laid an egg and are gaped, then slam it in. filthy fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a bit old hat now isn't it. Did you know that Greeks fuck chickens? They wait until they've just laid an egg and are gaped, then slam it in. filthy fucking savages. Their women cut out the middle man by simply engulfing eggs. Shell, the whole fucking cock-a-doodle-doo. They can fanny-fart an omelette without leaving bed, whilst scrambling oeufs en concotte from the back passageway landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: I learnt French at school. I have subsequently picked up some basic Spanish and am intermediate at Turkish (mer habah bebek). This enables me to communicate with my fellow humans from other lands. French children learn German , German children learn Spanish, Italian children learn Mandarin. It all helps us connect on a global level. It helps us realise that we have so much more in common than we thought. Meanwhile, over the bridge... the cousin-fuckers force their children to learn a series of phlegming excercises that guarantee that no other cunt in the whole world will ever be able to understand them. And they smell of feet. Cunts. Fucking great nom. Watch out for Wiz, he’s a slimy little creep at the best of times, at the worst, he should be on some sort of register. https://youtu.be/cJzLtMrV01E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If he does, he can suck my fucking Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyendrobwlllantysiliogogogoch. Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Cymru am bith? Is that an anagram? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Is that an anagram? sye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a bit old hat now isn't it. Did you know that Greeks fuck chickens? They wait until they've just laid an egg and are gaped, then slam it in. filthy fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 The gorgeous Georgina ....... "She's not Welsh is she .." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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