Penny Farthing Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Who the fuck is this pessimistic cow who keeps issuing bad weather warnings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Who the fuck is this pessimistic cow who keeps issuing bad weather warnings? Who, Amber? She was one of the Greens until she went Red. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 I keep hearing on the telly and radio that “conditions are very difficult for travellers.” GOOD! It’s about time those gyppo bastards were given some stick! The sooner they fuck off back where they came from the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: I keep hearing on the telly and radio that “conditions are very difficult for travellers.” GOOD! It’s about time those gyppo bastards were given some stick! The sooner they fuck off back where they came from the better. Gypsys have probably roamed the UK for longer than you have, considering your family lineage only crawled out the sea and became vertebrates in the last two hundred years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: The sooner they fuck off back where they came from the better. Starkey's Farm at Wrenbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 02/02/2019 at 07:55, William T.D. Stickers said: Gypsys have probably roamed the UK for longer than you have, considering your family lineage only crawled out the sea and became vertebrates in the last two hundred years. Who is that snooty posh looking wanker in your avatar? To be honest I don’t give a fuck but please accept my patronising congratulations on such an appropriate choice. I’m sure you know what I am talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Who is that snooty posh looking wanker in your avatar? To be honest I don’t give a fuck but please accept my patronising congratulations on such an appropriate choice. That's Samuel Fletcher, a UKIP councillor in Keighley who once famously opined that bisexuals and trans people were just "part time homosexuals". He sounds right up your alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 02/02/2019 at 07:55, William T.D. Stickers said: Gypsys have probably roamed the UK for longer than you have, considering your family lineage only crawled out the sea and became vertebrates in the last two hundred years. Judge is one of the key factors that sways me toward accepting the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis when considering human evolution. I can't imagine any of his ancient ancestors swinging on tree branches, it's far more likely that his tubby tribe evolved in a water based environment more suitable for supporting the body masses of blue whales and fat cockney wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't imagine any of his ancient ancestors swinging on tree branches, it's far more likely that his tubby tribe evolved in a water based environment more suitable for supporting the body masses of blue whales and fat cockney wankers. I can imagine some of his ancestors swinging from trees by ropes wrapped around their necks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Judge is one of the key factors that sways me toward accepting the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis when considering human evolution. I can't imagine any of his ancient ancestors swinging on tree branches, it's far more likely that his tubby tribe evolved in a water based environment more suitable for supporting the body masses of blue whales and fat cockney wankers. It explains his people’s love of jellied eels. You’d only have to go as far back as the last ice age to find one of his great-great grandparents preying on live ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 02/02/2019 at 07:55, William T.D. Stickers said: Gypsys have probably roamed the UK for longer than you have, considering your family lineage only crawled out the sea and became vertebrates in the last two hundred years. What about Judgies "tub thumping"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 31/01/2019 at 14:24, The Bishop said: Who the fuck is this pessimistic cow who keeps issuing bad weather warnings? She's fighting for her seat on the end of Hastings Pier. Her seat is preferred to her face or front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 On 31/01/2019 at 14:24, The Bishop said: Who the fuck is this pessimistic cow who keeps issuing bad weather warnings? One armed bandit? She's the harbinger of doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 10:35, William T.D. Stickers said: It explains his people’s love of jellied eels. You’d only have to go as far back as the last ice age to find one of his great-great grandparents preying on live ones. I never lost faith in you Billy Thickers, you horrible, horrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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