Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 A burglar who had sex with a corpse after breaking into a funeral parlour has been jailed for six years. Kasim Khuram, 23, had sex with a woman's body after lifting the lids of coffins at the Co-Operative undertakers in Walsall Road, Great Barr, Birmingham, on 11 November. Khuram disturbed nine coffins during a drug-induced psychosis. Sentencing at Birmingham Crown Court, Judge Melbourne Inman QC said the crimes "offend all human sensitivity". "I am not aware of - and nor have I been able to find - any similar case. It would be difficult to think of a greater depravation of the dignity of the dead," he said. Perhaps a deportation order might be in order for this specimen upon release.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Oh look..this has already been nommed ! lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Oh look..this has already been nommed ! lol. Fuck off. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 36 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You fucking wanker. I agree. lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I agree. lol. Fuck off. Well, that’s something you don’t hear every day. Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: A burglar who had sex with a corpse after breaking into a funeral parlour has been jailed for six years. Kasim Khuram, 23, had sex with a woman's body after lifting the lids of coffins at the Co-Operative undertakers in Walsall Road, Great Barr, Birmingham, on 11 November. Khuram disturbed nine coffins during a drug-induced psychosis. Sentencing at Birmingham Crown Court, Judge Melbourne Inman QC said the crimes "offend all human sensitivity". "I am not aware of - and nor have I been able to find - any similar case. It would be difficult to think of a greater depravation of the dignity of the dead," he said. Perhaps a deportation order might be in order for this specimen upon release.... Fuckin just shows you have to keep up with the law. I didn’t even know they’d made that illegal. One day your out enjoying yourself, next your banged up on a legal technicality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuckin just shows you have to keep up with the law. I didn’t even know they’d made that illegal. One day your out enjoying yourself, next your banged up on a legal technicality You're. You’re. Your [sic] a fucking dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You're. You’re. Your [sic] a fucking dunce. Yeah but you’re a cunt and everyone knows a dunce trumps a cunt. Back of the net.👆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Unless your trying to say I’m wrong and dunces are stupid. Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 And by the way this is about some cunt fucking dead bodies and you want to create a smokescreen and talk about a minor grammatical error. What exactly are you trying to hide? Mmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Just wondering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Stinks a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I’m probably wrong but even some nice guys, as you appear to be, but who knows? turn out to be secret necrophiliacs. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 No reply from I am ape. Must have popped down to the Co-Op before they close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Wouldn’t it be kindest to get this King Billy taken to the vet and put down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Wouldn’t it be kindest to get this King Billy taken to the vet and put down? Your kindness knows no bounds I’ve got pet insurance so you won’t have to pay. Just don’t take me to the Co-Op funeral parlour afterwards. Anyway how are you? Are you still working up in Birmingham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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