Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I've listened to this slap headed cunt call frog player Lopez either low pez/loopeez/Lou-peas in a ridiculous Gallic twang for the last 70 cunting minutes. One assumes he's going to adopt a guttural scots accent when commenting on the Calcutta cup or possibly start learning Samoan pidgin for the World Cup? Arse Buttler Buttler simply deserves to be stamped in the face repeatedly with sharpened studs coated in dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Eddie Butler was a former pupil of Cheltenham public school. Hopefully that will make things worse for you. Pleb. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eddie Butler was a former pupil of Cheltenham public school. Hopefully that will make things worse for you. Pleb. lol. So Eddie Butler by name, arse butler by nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eddie Butler was a former pupil of Cheltenham public school. Hopefully that will make things worse for you. Pleb. lol. I've played cricket there and against many ex alumni- all fucking poofs who I was happy to splatter their stumps and send them back to their pavilion of enforced buggery looking like the utter cunts they were. It's disturbing how much you know about public school boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eddie Butler was a former pupil of Cheltenham public school. Hopefully that will make things worse for you. Pleb. lol. I bet that you use stork margarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I bet that you use stork margarine. I bet you use it in your massage parlour... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you use it in your massage parlour... lol. Will you put £10 on that at 1,000,000 to one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Eddie Buttplug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 I don't know how many times I have to say it, Rugby is fucking shit. The sport of choice of sexually deviant public school boys, northerners too fat to play football, and lowland jocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: ...sexually deviant public school boys, northerners too fat to play football, and lowland jocks. Of the three, lowland jocks are by far the worst. Sheep shagging borders scum the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Eddie Buttplug @Eddie, get over here fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 16:41, Earl of Punkape said: Eddie Butler was a former pupil of Cheltenham public school. Hopefully that will make things worse for you. Pleb. lol. Did you bugger him in the locker room until he left? Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you use it in your massage parlour... lol. Have I ever mentioned me going to Cheltenham Ladies College Nigel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 @Earl of Punkape What's got your knickers in a twist, Punkers? You're giving away irons like your AIDS is going to kill you tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did you bugger him in the locker room until he left? Poof. Punkers probably fagged for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Punkers probably fagged for him. If there was any sort of deviant poofery there, Punky was involved. He wrote the book on toilet stall tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Edward will be wanking in the streets of Tiger Bay tonight! (As per usual for a Saturday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Edward will be wanking in the streets of Tiger Bay tonight! (As per usual for a Saturday) Yeah, hopefully in the fucking sea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Eddie was a games teacher in Monmouth school.and I played with him at Ponty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Eddie was a games teacher in Monmouth school.and I played with him at Ponty. Did you play "hide the soap" together after the matches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Did you play "hide the soap" together after the matches? Fuck off you voortrekking shirt lifter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck off you voortrekking shirt lifter. Ooo! Touched a nerve I see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck off you voortrekking shirt lifter. Khiwa = a place in India What does that have to do with Dutch hikers in Africa? I think everyone's getting Khiwa mixed up with Poesklap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Khiwa = a place in India What does that have to do with Dutch hikers in Africa? I think everyone's getting Khiwa mixed up with Poesklap. I don't trust that Porksword cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I don't trust that Porksword cove. I've been to porksword cove. It's next to Kennack sands on the lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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